>5'1 white girl tells me 6 inches is eh Why are

She's obviously been blacked

>>37612797
I'm sorry the roastie hurt your feelings, dicklet.

>>37612797
This is how it works on the internet. If you want to fuck grow a spine and talk to women in real life.

>>37612797
Just say 7 these bitches dont know. Both girls ive been with freaked out when they sqw my 6.5 dick, the non-virgin asked if it was 8inches and the virgin got scared and asked me how its gonna fit. Only 5 inch girth btw so no monster dick

>is that good enough
And this is where you failed

>if you change your mind, i can always give you new experiences
anon.. why do you keep trying shes already rejected you once and now she called you a dicklet

>>37612797
>giving her a choice
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just give her the dick, letting a girl choose what she wants is like expecting a dog to know it has to shit and piss outside

You give her the dick regardless of size (unless you are a real dicklet then you are being delusional)

She was looking for an excuse to say no and get out of the conversation. She'd have said the same thing if it was 8".

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>>37612881
I was talking to her about trying anal lmao

Dicklets on suicide watch. Glad I'm 8 solid inches too bad I'm 5'9

>>37612797
Roasties have dildos between 6.5 and 7.5 inches

anon girls don't fucking know dick lengths. multiple dudes have claimed they have 6.5'+ dicks to her when in reality they're average, and so she has a warped view of size

tell her you have 7 and she'll believe you

>>37612902
Oh. She was afraid of a big penis.

Should've told her you're 7 inches at least. Lie, faggot. It's not like she'll back off when you're both naked.

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How do I make her do anal

>>37612902
ahh so shes a thot getting dicked by randos on tinder
she seems uninterested though

>>37612902
You're an autist. The dick size was the out she needed.

>>37612876

>tfw 6.5x5.7 dick

Too bad I'll never get to use it :^)

>>37612930
dude she's not interested AT ALL, probably screenshotting your convo to laugh at with her stacy friends

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>>37612797
Imagine tessa merriweather the hobbit saying this to legolas the elf and get's funnier.

OH I may be short, but if it ain't as long as a bar stool leg, ya ain't gettin none.

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>>37612930
i dont get anal... you can still fuck her from behind in the vagina, so whats the point of going for the anus instead when it just causes problems?

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Ahahahaaha roastie toastie

>>37612960
this. OP will end up on some yahoo article with a bunch of harpy women laughing at him and his convo going viral in one of those "top 10 creepy tinder convos"

>>37613014
alright, now show us your Chad catfishing profile

>>37612902

To her friends

>LOL look at this dork who messaged me on Tinder he was basically begging me to let him do anal he just didn't get that I'm like, not interested, so I left him thinking that his penis isn't big enough

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>match girl on tumblr
>shes a pawg and says shes 'definitely down' to hang out soon with a smiley face
>she gives me her number and before i even text her says shes sorry if she lags
>say i was going to bed anyway and i would text her later
>wait a couple days cause dont wanna seem thirsty
>text her
>7 hours later
>no response

FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE SLUT BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>37612902
Both of you are wrong because a big dick is bad for anal.

>>37613107
What's her Tumblr I'll check and see if she's busy or not interested in you anymore

>>37613178
I meant on tinder sorry anon im drunk right now

>>37613204
Still give me those digits though I'll git er dun

>people here unironically believe that girl wants to fuck OP
>she's just laughing at him

>>37613262
She looks ugly and brown, so i don't see why not.

You think your chances of getting anal would be better if you had a huge dick?
Are you retarded or something?

>>37613289
Tan girls are the best tho...

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She's ok looking, seems crazy, would/going to smash

She probably has a BLACKED dragon dildo

>>37613316
>would/going to smash
lmao ok

>>37613316
that's 8/10 if you ask me, fuck everyone who says less

>>37613385
She got that short girl midget face going on a bit. Still pretty cute though.

>>37612797
She was shit testing you and you failed it.

>>37613385
you're a cock-sucking ball-chortling faggot fuck

>>37613107
waiting a couple of days was your downfall man, roasties are looking for D asap, don't wait until they forget about you

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ARE YOU FUCKING

>>37614207
what's the joke?

I

>>37613014
fuck her anally anyways make her cry op if she hasn't played with her ass is gonna be painful

>>37614207
She's on a hookup app and she doesn't hookup. What the fuck is she looking for then? Tell the bitch to get on POF.

>>37614207
>now that's a joke
>when are we fucking babe?
THERE FIXED IT OP DON'T FUCK IT UP NOW

>>37612797
do normies really talk about this stuff so casually? so fucking bizarre to me

>>37614207
stop before you get any further behind you fucking clueless ding dong. you will not gain ANYTHING by continuing to talk to her.

>>37614270
She doesn't hook up with him

>>37614323
She should've just said no and moved on then. Leading him on/continuing the conversation is just proving to me that women are vain and not worth the effort.

>>37612797

6+ is fine bud. Thickness is what matters here.

>>37614080
WELL WHAT THE FUCK COACH COREY WAYNE SAID TO WAIT 4 TO 5 DAYS TO TEXT A WOMAN I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAMN SHIT WHY WOULD WAITING A FEW DAYS EVEN MATTER ANYWAY BITCH IM FUCKING BUSY GODDDD

>>37614207
>>37613371 here

called this shit, failed with another roasties on tinder to smell flakiness a mile away.

i mean god, even the girls that act like they like you will just ghost you out of no where. stupid bitches. i hope a plague spreads through this planet killing roastie whores

>tfw get matches on tinder
>don't talk to them
Anyone else do this? Idk why I even bother. Maybe I'm trying to gauge how attractive I am.

>>37614207
the funniest part about this is that she actually does use Tinder (probably exactly for hook ups and hook ups alone) but she realized you are not worth her time

the hints were there since the beginning and you were clueless the entire time lol

>>37614620
yeah i do this. i don't talk to them because i'm embarrassingly far behind the dating experience curve and forced 1 on 1 conversations is exceedingly hard. at least in real life the conversations are organic. you have to be prepared and everything for dating apps.

>>37614494
> even the girls that act like they like you will just ghost you out of nowhere.

Dude this. It's fucking crushing.

>>37613316
oh fuck, she has that laci green look
that face that makes you want to choke it to death
so hot

>>37613316
She'll bite your dick off dude - look at the choppers on her! More teeth than a horse!

>>37614730
Yeah I still don't know the first thing to say. Do I try to be funny?

>>37612797
Dildos and vibrators are unironically the reason to blame for all of this. Women are now use to having a behemoth vibrating dick getting them off and can't get off to anything else anymore.

You want to fix modern women? Ban dildos and vibrators

>>37614882
"hi"
"what's up"
"need proof you're not a bot"

>>37615064
I thought saying hi was a nono

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>>37615054
>DAE remember the days before sex toys ruined women
>lewronggeneration.bmp

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>>37615054
>dildos and vibrators are the reason to blame for all of this
We should be praising the merits of male sex toys in any case. Why should we bind ourselves to the pursuit of the vaginal Jew?