I've been drunk for over a week and now the alcohol hardly

>>37612579
Try some heroin?

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upgrade to rubbing alcohol

Take painkillers, then start drinking

read some hemingway

>>37612596
Nah. I'd love have some shrooms available though.

>>37612600
>>37612602
I still want to live a few more years.

My tolerance never seems to go up. I've been drunk for a week now too and two beers gets me tipsy. Pretty damn tipsy. I've always been a super lightweight alcoholic.

>>37612635
It used to be like that with me too but after a year It suddenly changed and now I can drink a bottle of whisky or vodka without ever leaving the tipsy state. I just get tired and aggressive.

>>37612680
Strange because I've been a heavy drinker for 3 years now.

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>no sleep for over 24 hours
>6x beer (50cl 7.5%)
>5x glass of whiskey (40%)
>still feeling sober as fuck

>>37613113
Ur dumnb bro fuckimg stupid

>>37613124
Why? (aside from wasting money on shit that doesn't work)

>>37613113
Damn dude that would get me falling over puking shitfaced

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Wahahahaha YOU retard!!! Smoke weed every day you ninny!!! You fucking ninny muggins!! I'm high as fuck !! You are a faggit like Bob Saget! Pic is definitely definitely mooooooooooost definitely related!!! Hahaha you dumb shit haha get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND OH MY GOD ANON holy shit haha!!

>>37613150
2 years ago I would start puking just by drinking 3 cans of cider. I wish I could return to those days because then at least it was fun to drink. Now It's just a waste of money.

>>37613166
Weed is garbage. Best case scenario it makes me a bit hungry and music sounds better, but most of the time it just makes me feel nauseous and paranoid.

MDMA, coke and shrooms are good. But aside from shrooms that's not something you'd take when you're alone

>>37613193
Haha!!!! Molly!!! Do a whole bunch of Molly, take off your clothes, and go BLAGAGAGHAGAGGAGAHGAGAHHAA

>>37612608
Underrat3d

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>>37612579
>I've been drunk for over a decade and now the alcohol hardly has any effect on me. I just get a bit tired.

>>37613253
Molly didn't make me this retarded and I couldn't even form sentences.

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>>37613320
Did I f-f-f-fucking st-st-st-stutter???? I'm fucking high!!! Hahahahah you ass.

Go tomorrow when your sober and buy a bottle of liquor drink until drunk then you will pull out a gun. remember the feeling from tonight and pull the trigger.

>>37613337
I'm glad you're having fun because you'll want to peel your skin off in 4 hours.