who /calledoutofwork/ here?
>not /nocallnoshow/
get on my goml
Did that yesterday and it was super comfy, unfortunately have to go in today. Just kill me famalam
>>37579005
I did, but I'm sick as hell, so I'm not enjoying myself.
In a college class ask me anything
whats written on the side of that desk
>>37579003
>Summer School
Fucking retard
>>37579019
It's just a bit of some shit, not writing
>>37579026
Last week of the year actually
Do you ever stop thinking how much of a USELESS SHIT you are?
No one wants you, no one needs you, you don't produce anything useful, you just waste resources, day after day, until one day, you die, and no one will remember you. It will be exactly as you never existed.
Have you ever EVEN kissed a cute girl in your fucking pointless life?
Holy fuck, just kill yourself already.
>>37578939
>Do you ever stop thinking how much of a USELESS SHIT you are?
Everyday. Every single day thansk for reminding me grazie jesus why
>>37579566
prego, virgin
Why should I care? They don't care about me, I don't care about them. If people don't like it that's just too bad.
>want to get fucked bareback by a qt trap
>dont feel attracted to masculine males
im not gay what am i?
wants are so misleading
I want to become a qt trap and get fucked by all the bullies that ever called me ugly, and make them want me and cum in my ass
I'm not gay though
>>37578938
You are the same as me: you are female
>you will never be as cool as Bruce willis
>>37578871
Bruce Willis is like 5'8'' irl, I've actually met him in person. I work as a lighting technician and we did a commercial with him.
He's also kind of a dick.
>tfw they don't let uggos become stars anymore
>>37578925
He's at least 5'11 I've met him too. He'd probably still be a bad ass at 5'8 tbqh
A stanley a day keeps the newfags away
Stop posting me you beta faggot
>>37578812
>tfw 9/10
>no 9/10 gf
origstanlyo
Who is this objective 9/10 and why is he so qt?
>you finally get a gf
>her vag look like this
well boys, it's fisting time
>>37578764
>you finally get a gf
Normie!
>>37578764
if she just shaved up i wouldnt mind fucking her desu.
there is something about ugly ass vags that appeal to me, something about them being useless, garbage tier, cum dumpsters
>>37578764
Cool clit!
>havent talked to HER in 6 months
>probably will never talk to her againI wish you could put your ear up to my heart and hear how much I love you
:(
>>37578733
She would need to dig through many layers of fat to even hear your faint, weak heartbeat, you fat faggot
>>37578733
>I wish you could put your ear up to my heart and hear how much I love you
FUCK YEAH MINERAL!!!
I'LL TALK TO YOU ANON-DESU
>>37578839
>tfw you get bullied because you say you like "emo" music
I'm 23 years old and I just wet the bed again. If there's a gene responsible for waking you up when you have to go to the bathroom, it's clear that I just don't fucking have it at this point. I'm way too old to still be doing this. It can happen anywhere from a handful of times a year to once a week for sure bursts of a really shitty time. It's never really stopped though. And I'm closer to 24 than I am being 23.
I hate this and I can never tell anyone but r9k.
>>37578602
turning 24 is one of the worst experiences of your life as a robot
everyone just kind of wonders why you're not dead yet
it's all passive aggressiveness from there
some people get bold and call you a loser until they find, yes you know and you have an ocean of misery behind that door.
I think wetting the bed is more psychological than physiological. You should talk to your doctor about it if possible, and see what they recommend. Don't let it grind you down.
>>37578622
ITS NOT A THREAD ABOUT TURNING 24 YOU IDIOT ITS A BED WETTING THREAD
>>37578653
There's no fucking way I'm going to talk to a bunch of doctors about me wetting the bed. There's no fucking way I'd ever admit this especially to a female. I don't care how professional she or the environment is. I won't do it.
And I'm not happy
And I'm not sad
>>37578576
life is grey, not black, not white. To survive you've to get used to that fact. But why survive? Idk.
>>37578665
I find it really hard to get over my black and white view of the world. It gets pointed out to me and corrected a lot, but it's not enough to change my views. I'm a little too righteous in my thinking.
Smile, Josh.
Why do people continue to suffer with no end in sight? Is death really that scary?
it's pretty hard to bypass your own survival instinct
>Want to kill self to end suffering
>Not sure if it will or make it worse.
Also I feel like deep down I know I can fix things.
All i want to do in life is give out mercy killings. I hate that people suffer and i wish i could end their pain.
>tfw my last name is incredibly easy to make fun of
>tfw normies always make fun of it
>tfw I used to be bullied for my name, something completely out of my control
Fuck this shit. I hate my fucking family line for cursing me with this fucking terrible name.
My last name is Clem, can't imagine it's worse than that
>>37578552
Try Clit
Dont worry, my last name literally translates to tits.
Are the majority of robots actually kind souls that use this place as a way to vent the frustrations they build up and dont actually hate humanity?
>>37578354yes, in an original manner
You don't know me.
T. Literal tsundere twink
Originally yeah? I guess?
>tfw keep saving thumbnails
>>37578246
9.2/10, best new shitpost
great job, OP. really unironically enjoyed it.
>>37578687
This. Clever, subtle, thought-provoking. Truly a breath of fresh-air in a sea of stagnant shitposts. Keep up the good work, OP!
8.8/10
>>37578246
These. I wanna see more of these in the near future.
This board needs snappy, well-thought-out shitposts. Not these BLACKED posts and trap threads.
How can we save /r9k/?
You literaly took out 90% of the threads here.
Good job.
>>37578208
wish i knew mandingo
>>37578261
stop filtering my threads