>you will never be as cool as Bruce willis

>>37578871
Bruce Willis is like 5'8'' irl, I've actually met him in person. I work as a lighting technician and we did a commercial with him.

He's also kind of a dick.

>tfw they don't let uggos become stars anymore

>>37578925
He's at least 5'11 I've met him too. He'd probably still be a bad ass at 5'8 tbqh

>>37578925
He's rich and famous, of course he's a dick.

>>37579470
I've met a lot of rich and famous people that weren't dicks.

When we weren't shooting, he would just lean against a wall, looking intimidating and nodding. I tried talking to him about the commercial and schedule and he just seemed dismissive. Nodding and looking at me like I was annoying him, it was just my fucking job m8.

>>37578871
he hasn't been relevant in 20 years