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>>37761528
wonder what her sentence is going to be?
probably light considering she was a juvi, and it was involuntary manslaughter

But they're small. How are they taking up space?

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>>37761528
>when u havin a bachelorette party with da gals and the male stripper is 6'0"

>>37761521
Except if ur a nigger

origamoli

Even the murderer, even the whore?

>>37761857
>implying murderers and whores frequent /r9k/

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Aya will never like you
Aya will always hate you
Aya wishes you dead
Aya says youre a sperg
Aya thinks youre creepy
Aya hates you more with each passing day

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>>37761656
That's mean, how do you know?

>>37761484
Hang in there rem-chan, we all love you <3

>>37761963
whatever
he's going to just manipulate you and you already know it

>>37761451
I am here to provide. if you're a skinny girl

I wish I could be, unless you are a faggot

How about a skelly? You can feed me while we cuddle..

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>got an interview today
>monday shift is 8am to 9:30 pm

>>37761425
At least you can socialize, buy shit, and stand on your own two feet ( some what ).

>>37761458
That's bullshit, don't take that job. You CAN find something better.

You have no obligation to ruin your knees and back standing on your feet for more than 8 or 9 hours a day

No one will ever love me and I don't deserve love. I just want it so bad. I want to be able to hold someone real at night and spend time with them during the day. I just can't.

My Grandma encouraged my mom to give birth to me at 16 while my Dad's side wanted an abortion. She should have gotten an abortion. They were younger than I am now, I can't imagine having a kid. I ruined my mother's life, she couldn't even graduate on time and she had to spend her twenties focused on me and not getting a degree. And what do I do with this gift of life? Not call her on holidays or at all. It's been like a year since I last seen her, and that was because I graduated. I'm a fat sack of shit going nowhere in life.

The saddest part is that I've felt this way for a long time, and I still don't feel like contacting her.

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Life is suffering and I've had enough of it. It's not worth living.

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>caught onetis 4 years ago
>in my head every single waking moment
>boyfriend
>break up
>another boyfriend
>lasts 2 years
>beta orbit the whole time unknowingly
>feel beta but we act like cutesy best friends in this time and when she hugged me it felt like fucking heroin
>they break up
>she starts avoiding me for some reason
>drift away from eachother
>havent seen her for a year and a half or so
>have actively tried to get over her
>cut contact (already happened anyway)
>tried to totally change myself and perspective
>nofap
>fap
>exercise
>meditation
>games
>books
>going for walks
>talking to people
>trying to make new female friends
>nothing fucking works
>still think about her every day just as much as the first day i caught her oneitis

can anything even be done?

>>37761716
Empty your mind of all thoughts.
Let your heart be at peace.
Watch the turmoil of beings,
but contemplate their return.

Each separate being in the universe
returns to the common source.
Returning to the source is serenity.

If you don't realize the source,
you stumble in confusion and sorrow.
When you realize where you come from,
you naturally become tolerant,
disinterested, amused,
kindhearted as a grandmother,
dignified as a king.
Immersed in the wonder of the Tao,
you can deal with whatever life brings you,
and when death comes, you are ready.

>>37761768
that was beautiful anon

so I should do drugs?
desu I should try a psychadellic that might change something up there.

Your poop is in your head now

>chad will never chew you and blow you into a large bubble until you pop, then spit you out on the filthy ground

why even live

>>37761331
>today i have consumed 8 packages of trident layers.
Good

>>37761303
It's Friday night and I'm all alone on a Ugandan basket weaving forum. How the fuck do you think it's going, asshole?

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>>37761303
still alcoholic but stopped thinkin about cunts and started nofap

>>37761303
I want to die. I can't see my future clearly anymore, and what I can see I don't like. Life is hard, and I don't think I can take anymore.

Same. She kept complimenting me but I didn't know how to compliment her back, so she just left never to be seen again.

>>37761262
>>37761287

I tried asking her out bros. It was a disaster. At least you always have your 'what ifs'.

>>37761262
Sounds like common courtesy. You didn't miss anything, anon.

>>37761237
>Cucksole more like hahahaha! Am I right /v/?
But seriously, PS4 has clearly won this generation.

>>37761237
i already have a ps4 for years now, why the fuck would i buy another one

>>37761237
neither because i hav a ps3 and don't really play video games

i was going to get a ps4 for call of duty ww2, but i thought it was going to realistic and it turns out it's not so whaddaya do, y'know.. fuck it

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>>37761215
cant be a robot if
>5'11
>white
>asian
Sureeee buddy whatever you say

>>37761215
BALDING! You're BALDING!!! You look alright now, but you won't age well. Say good night LOL

Yeah im balding quite a bit but oh well my uncle and grandfather went bald and they look fine not too worried about it. Thanks for trying to bring me down but im sure you wont look good when your old either so goodnight to you too you sorry bitter fuck.

>>37761190
>"Geeky guys are cute! :)))"
>This is what they mean when they say that.

ok :P

>>37761190
We are all aware.

>>37761190
Wrong, he's not white enough

Yes but fapping to real girls for a bit fixes that problem.

Yes, but only on an emotional level.

I'm still physically attracted to real women.

>>37761167
But most real girls have unattractive bodies.

>>37761128
>was [turbonormie] a robot

Shitty bait thread

>>37761141
He was constantly bullied by his wife and his parents always put him down though

>>37761163
>Raymond was bullied by his parents
He was clearly the favorite child. Now Robert, he was closer to a robot.
>Lanklet
>Deeply resentful
>Dislike by his parents
>Wasn't like in high school
>Wagie