It's warm and sunny outside. What are you doing here?
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>>37864001
cooking and sweating
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Protecting my skin from the harmful radiation of the sun
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>>37864001
I havent went to bed yet.
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if i shave my head
how many months i need to have this hair?
tell me please
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a few more than you would if you didn't shave your head
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I had hair like that (cut it recently)
Took me a year-ish
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>>37863994
Just get a haircut and take it from there.
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>oooooooo-OOOOOOO
>OOOOOO-ooooooooo
>oOo-oOo-oOo-o-O-o
>ooo-OOO-ooo-O-o
>Modelo
These commercials make tear up. That music is just so powerful. Honestly it's probably going to be the first alcohol I drink. I thin I'll buy a pack the day I turn 21
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>under 21
>hasn't had a drink yet
Which catholic school do you go to?
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>>37863986
Im not Catholic. Just a square who believes in following the law.
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>>37864024
Well, enjoy your drink on your 21st birthday.
Just letting you know in advance that Modelo is 6/10 beer
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>every thread dies as soon as you reply to it
>every thread you create lasts for 3 posts
>tfw even robots think you're useless
end me
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Post something interesting then holy fuck if all your posts are this whiny, no wonder
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>>37863879
>post regular post
>never get replies
>get bored
>post snarky reply
>get tons of replies
>feel bad
>lighten tone to sound nicer
>get no replies
>repeat
Please feed my ego.
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There's just me and one more reply, then we are done here.
This morning at a friend's house after ripping bongs, a girl friend in the group was kind of flirting with me.. but like whatever I'm breaking up with my gf soon (pretty muc hbecause i can't stand the guilt from cheating on her previously) and so the girl and I started getting touchy and slept together, no penetration I did score a blowjob though which was nice.
eventually we all parted ways and later on I saw a message from this asian girl i know lives down the street a few blocks and she said no-one was home, so I caught the bus and went to her house.
i buzzed the door and walked up stairs until she was greeting me at the door.
>My golden rule is always assert dominanace.
so i kissed her straight away and grabbed that plump chink booty.
we went upstairs once again and I had her sit down and blow me to start off, I soon got frustrated and wanted more of her so I instructed for her to sit on the bed doggy style.
i started banging her, slowly her anime~ squeals are cute and make me want to turn her into a hentai.
i fuck her harder eventually we are getting louder and the bed is creaking on the floorboards while i'm pounding into this once was innocent asian slut.
>hmu for further details<
On my way home I saw a girl I know from primary school, she recognised me before i sat down, thankfully we began talking and continued to until the bus terminated where i was to catch the train.
I caught the train to my desired destination and walked to my friends house, we smoked bongs and watched netflix and smoked more bongs.
I, now have finished my journey from the outside world and am now back home, still with my poor grammar and spelling.,
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Holy fucking sage
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>>37863889
Exactly. It goes in all fields.
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same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same
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Things that turned out to be sex stuff 2017-06-21 12:53:41 Post No.37863833
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Things that turned out to be sex stuff
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I remember this very clearly even though it was many years ago.
>home alone with my older sister
>dad and mom are out somewhere
>my sister must be twelve or something and I'm eleven
>she cooks for me, takes care of everything
>she's very mature for her age and loves to pretend to be a grown up
>her body is just starting to get curves
>I'm a little scared of her because she sometimes act strange
>she has started to yell at mom and talk in a very fast and different way
>after dinner she says we are going to watch a movie
>she have one that we are going to watch together
>it's some cheesy romantic movie with adult actors
>I still like cartoons and get a bit worried by the movie
>sis fast forward it to a kissing scene
>while the couple on the screen kiss she turns to me and begin to kiss me on my cheeks and on my mouth
>her lips are cold and wet and I feel strange, like I'm gonna be sick but at the same time it feels good
>she take me by the hand and tell me to follow her
>her voice is different now, more soft but also a bit impatient
>she lead me to her room while still holding my hand in hers
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I don't know if it's a good idea to post this here but here's the rest.
>All of this is very unusual because my sister never cared much about me before
>this is the first time I'm allowed inside her room
>it's very girly with orange walls covered with posters of dogs and horses and pop stars like britney spears
>she sit down on the side of the bed and since she is still holding my hand I sit down beside her
>she starts telling me about some thing her friend or teacher told her about girls and boys and what they do when they are naked
>she ask me if I wan't to see her naked
>I don't know anymore this is all too odd and new
Can I post this? It won't get reported?
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>>37863905
>Can I post this? It won't get reported?
what rule could you possibly be breaking?
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>>37863905
No, there's far worse on /b/ and those threads stay up. Now post the rest faggot, I'm losing my boner here
Think there will be less normie leftists, faggots, traps and feminists on /r9k/ now?
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i'm a liberal and i'm still here
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>>37863802
>less faggots
Well we know you aren't helping here
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We will still have fembot roasties polluting this board and normalfags/roasties namecalling us for being virgins, so no.
Less spam i guess at least, but it won't stop them, whores, faggots and traps will still keep posting, resorting to animu and frog pictures instead of their retarded ass faces.
Oh, and don't bring your /pol/ bullshit here, you're harming your cause more than anything, idiot.
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Gay Sex Is Utterly Disgusting 2017-06-21 12:45:12 Post No.37863741
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Gay Sex Is Utterly Disgusting
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Why is society seemingly so cool with the idea of a man fucking another man in the ass?
The whole notion strikes me as ridiculous an insane.
I have nothing against homosexuality. I can understand being attracted to a man from a distance. I can understand a man having a 'swish' personality and preferring girly things.
I just don't get actually going all the way with it; actually fucking a man in the ass, or getting fucked by one. I can find men vaguely appealing from a distance. But when I'm right up close and personal with a naked man, like in the shower room, I can't feel anything good about it. It's just really, really off-putting. In fact, I almost feel angry when a man is really comfortable walking around semi-nude, like "this guy really needs to get GTFO here."
Like I said, I have nothing wrong with homosexuality on a psychological level. It just think gays should masturbate and not actually touch other men. Other than that they can go around doing girly things all they want, in fact I share some 'faggot' impulses myself in that regard. I'm definitely not 100% straight.
But the actual ass fucking... How could you ever get that close to another man? How do you not find them completely off-putting up close and personal?
I can feel attracted to men at a distance, but up close and personal, everything about them comes across grating, repellant and kinda gross.
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>>37863741
become an homo
origni
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>>37863753
I'm already bi, I just don't think men should have sex with men. I find the notion ridiculous.
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>>37863815
Then don't? Why tf do you care what others do in their bedrooms
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>boot up laptop for first time in almost 2 years
>see your old website is pinned
>read it
>cry
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"My name is Jack. I live in England and I like technology, hanging out with friends and listening to music. My favourite bands are Death Grips, Placebo, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Depeche Mode, Flobots and many more. I have a girlfriend called Kitty and a cat called Badger, as well as three guinea pigs called Snowflake, Truffles and Toffee. I have best friends called Jacob, Jamie and Matt.
I am currently doing a uniformed services course at college, however, I hope to stop this to do an apprenticeship as an IT Technician for the CAA.
My ideal life would be to have a normal home in the countryside/suburbs, a wife and two-three children. I would like to have a career either in business administration or as an IT Technician.
My favourite movies are About Time, The Godfather and Fightclub. I especially like About Time as it as a Romantic Comedy and I would like to think of myself as a very Romantic person who has a big heart."
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"This is my girlfriend Kitty. Kitty is a lovely girl who is kind, considerate and caring but can also be funny and has a dark sense of humour. She leans politically right-wing (like me!) and has the same aspirations in life. I really like Kitty."
Kitty is now a druggie who hates me, I failed my course at college, the apprenticeship never happened and lost contact with my friends.
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The blog;
"11/10/2015 21:34
Went over to T Wells to spend time with Kitty at her house. I wasn't supposed to be there as she was in trouble for sneaking out last Saturday, however, I still came over. After an hour or so her mum came home. I had to hide in the wardrobe for about ten minutes, before collecting my stuff and sprinting out the door. Sadly her mum saw me, but neither of us got in much trouble. Everything went okay.
10/10/2015 01:32 AM
Went out with Kitty and my friends Jacob, Nut and Nic last night. Had a couple drinks, got some pizza, chilled out and watched some YouTube at my place. Kitty was gonna stay over at mine but her mum called a cab for her. Nic, Nut and Jacob stayed at mine, was a good laugh. We smoked tea (not slang, literal tea from a teabag), watched random shit and snuck out at 1 AM to get a kebab and drink Whisky. We then crashed at my place. Nut left at 4 AM cause we were all chilling and he wasn't as tired as us. We slept til like 11, with Nic leaving at 11:30 then Jacob leaving at like 12:30. Was a very fun time. I also just watched my favourite movie, About Time, with Kitty. She really liked it!
07/10/2015 02:50 AM
Had a talk with Kitty about my depression, our feelings and life. While it was difficult, it was good to talk and she said it helped her learn a lot more about me. Generally feeling better."
>be normie with good job and my own condo
>but I'm friendless and socially awkward
>coworkers ask why I don't have a gf or wife
>h..ha too busy
>pretty sure some think I'm gay
>decide to volunteer as a way to meet people
>volunteer org links me to an LGBTQIA center
>do financial planning presentation since I'm a financial analyst
>afterwards a trap asks me some more questions
>she's basically a twink with a wig and small tits
>passable at night or from the side/behind but not fooling anybody face on in broad daylight
>we chat a bit
>mentions she's waiting for a friend to get off work to give her a ride
>offer to give her a ride
>not trying to seduce her, I was just being nice
>she accepts
>on the way she wants some fast food
>pull over and order some and pay for it
>again, not macking on her. I'm just being a nice sperg
>we park in the corner under a tree to eat
>finish
>thanks for dinner and the ride, anon. What can I do to repay you?
>she's licking her lips as she says this
>have sperg brain fart and mumble "blow job"
>before I can correct myself she starts rubbing my crotch
>freeze up
>get boner
>she unzips me and puts a condom on me
>starts sucking
>too busy scanning around so we don't get caught to enjoy it
>cum
>drop her off
>anon, do you want to come inside *wink*
>n..no I have to let the dog out
>exchange numbers
>don't contact her because someone who gives a stranger a blow job for a chicken sandwich is probably riddled with STD's
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>next weekend
>horny as shit
>spent all day fapping and still horny
>desperate for sex
>remember the trap
>text her Netflix and chill bullshit
>it works
>go over to her place
>watch some stupid romcom
>she starts cuddling
>then kisses me
>man tongue down my throat
>boner is kill
>starts rubbing my crotch
>boner is back
>undoes my pants and goes to town
>ah fuck it
>get into it and get naked
>put on condom and bend her over
>dick and balls in my face
>hesitate
>she gets up and pushes me down
>then gets ontop of me and starts riding me
>cum
>when I pull out she lets off the nastiest fart ever
>that's when I notice she sweaty and smells like a dude
>she's still on top of me wagging her dick in my face like she wants me to suck it
>say I have to go to the bathroom
>come out and make up bullshit excuse that I need to leave
>she looks disappointed
>promise I'll make it up to her
>leave and block her number
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>fast forward to yesterday
>had lunch with my department because it was bosses birthday
>hate it
>look over and see trap and some dude a few tables over
>please don't notice me
>she does
>notice she keeps looking over constantly
>start sweating bullets
>they get their check and start to walk out
>trap stops and walks over
>time seems to freeze and I know I'm fucked
>hi anon, it's good to see you. How come you never called?
>table in silence
>in the broad daylight she's obviously a guy
>a few coworkers have smirks on their faces
>s..sorry I've been busy
>busy doing what? Sweettalking girls, then fucking them and not calling them back?
>she looks at my coworkers
>your coworker here is an asshole that used me. He bailed out after he got off and didn't even give me a reach around
>oh god she isn't even pretending to be a woman anymore
>she turns around and leave
>5 of the longest seconds of awkward silence ensues
>then my boss starts laughing
>coworkers laugh
>people in nearby tables laugh
>I literally want to die
>boss says why I didn't mention I have a girlfriend
>enunciates the girl in a mocking tone
>spend the rest of lunch getting my balls busted over my "girl"friend and the type of "girls" I like
>get back to the office
>can hear whispers and laughs
>go home
>buy a bottle of vodka and drink it all
I just woke up and already left my boss a message saying I'm sick and won't be in today. What the fuck do I do now? Now my coworkers think I'm gay and an asshole. No one is going to respect me there anymore. Should I just quit?
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>>37863642
this sounds like a cringy fantasy of some fat manchild sperg
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r9k; lets figure the ultimate question out, how do we get rich and famous as quickly as possible? I'm sort of neet but I don't mind a job, In fact I have an appointment at a job centre tomorrow.
how do we or I get rich and famous?
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who give a shit you don't want it bad enough, its one idea you have like many others you have never acted on.
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>98
>11
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>wanting to be famous
FUCK OF NORMIE REEEE
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Greentext your fuckups 2017-06-21 12:31:13 Post No.37863592
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>cut lawn with grass cutter like one in pic
>pretend I'm a giant cutting down a huge forest
>swing it from side to side to destroy vast areas of forest
>I'm really getting in to it, imagine animals running like crazy to get away the big spinner
>with a roar I swing it far to my side to cut down a hundred thousand trees at once
>swing it hard right into a tree next to me
>the spinner gets bent and the spinning wire goes crazy, slamming around like a snake caught in a blender
>freak out and throw the grass cutter far away from me while running away
>dad comes rinning, furious
>he had seen me swinging the thing and told me to stop it but I had earplugs on
>I was never again allowed to tuch anything expensive or even light candles by my self
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Seems Iike poor parenting
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>>37863592
Why the fuck were you cutting an entire lawn with a strimmer in the first place?
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>>37863611
this
Your dad is retarded.
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Hey anons. Am doing no fap atm and it is kinda hard for me sometimes and i have not even beet at it a whole week. Anyone have any experience with it? Is it worth it according to you?
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Im on day 50 right now, I haven't noticed that much difference, except seeing porn now gives me a headache.
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>I haven't noticed that much difference
>porn now gives me a headache
lol ekskuse me?
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All nofap does is make your dick appear bigger for a minute.
The more you fap, the less of a big deal it becomes for your pleasure sensors, so dick is less hard
If you take a break, your dick will be bigger naturally for a few go's but will go back to receded regular fap size.
When you fuck a girl in her pussyhole, your dick will probably be bigger than if you were fapping because it's more pleasure then a screeching palm
Nofap is for people insecure about their size even though it does nothing.
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My crush just admitted that he's a sexual sadist. Should I run?
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>>37863519
Nowhere to hide.
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>>37863519
nah just embrace it domboy
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Yes. Also if you are a gay stop being gay, it's bad.
Anon why arent you a national trotskyist yet?
Its literally the robot's ideology
>autism approved
>nationalist
>leftist so it still allows autismbux
>you get free gf
>hates niggers and jews
>shits on liberals
>shits on libertarians
>shits on ''fascists''
>shits on marxists-leninists
>ideology made by pure white community
>is at war with nazbol gang
>feasible unlike commies
>impenetrable arguments
>hates normans
>created fidgets spinners as propaganda
>is literally taking over by storm
>isreal had us unironically banned from twitter
J O I N N O W
Discord:bMb4Df
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oh my fucking ding-dong diddly god i have been enlightened.Thanks Naztrot gang!
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>>37863467
fammaeillo, a word of advice:
wait until they ban a couple more "/v/irgin irritant" topics, like, idk, gay shit or family threads
then swoop in and occupy the void
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HEIL HITNER
HEIL STALIN
HEIL TORTKO
HEIL BO MAO
HEIL NAPOLEON