It's warm and sunny outside. What are you doing here?

>>37864001
cooking and sweating

Protecting my skin from the harmful radiation of the sun

>>37864001

I havent went to bed yet.

>>37864001
It's 35 Celsius or 95 Fahrenheit, I'd rather stay inside

>>37864001
Sleeping in for a bit.

grab my sweaty balls and smell my fingers, i can do this for hours

>>37864001
Dude it's gonna be like 107 degrees out today. Fuck that.

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>>37864001
116F here in Clark County, Nevada.

Got my jogging done an hour ago. Not going back out in that shit until later tonight.

>>37864001
Furiously masturbating to gentle, wholesome pornographic videos.

Who else /tv/ here?

>Mfw literally on the beach in south US and it's only 80 degrees Fahrenheit
Get kekked, faggots

>>37864001
It's rainy and humid here. Fuck going outside.

>>37865033
me i hate reddet and morty

>>37865033
Me, i only really browse /r9k/ to laugh at NEETs who are doing so much worse than I am.

I have a doctor's appointment today. The last time I left the house it was March and quite chilly. I'm going to be in for a word of hurt wish me luck.

>>37864001
>33 C in the shadow
>warm and sunny
Im melting nigga

>>37864001
I already ran this morning


plus theres supposed to be some tropical storm or something

It's hot outside, it's nice and ac'd in the house, got my fan running and I'm toasty under the covers