Things that turned out to be sex stuff

>>37863833
I don't know if it's a good idea to post this here but here's the rest.
>All of this is very unusual because my sister never cared much about me before
>this is the first time I'm allowed inside her room
>it's very girly with orange walls covered with posters of dogs and horses and pop stars like britney spears
>she sit down on the side of the bed and since she is still holding my hand I sit down beside her
>she starts telling me about some thing her friend or teacher told her about girls and boys and what they do when they are naked
>she ask me if I wan't to see her naked
>I don't know anymore this is all too odd and new
Can I post this? It won't get reported?

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>>37863905
>Can I post this? It won't get reported?
what rule could you possibly be breaking?

>>37863905
No, there's far worse on /b/ and those threads stay up. Now post the rest faggot, I'm losing my boner here

>>37863905
If it doesn't end in dinosaurs you're good.

Okay I'm jealous.
We know what goes in all fields.

>>37863956
Hey anon it appears you left a tripcode on in a thread where there wasn't a need for it. Just letting you know

>>37863969
Sorry about that.
I'll fix that.

>>37863975
Looks like it's still there friend. If you applied a tripcode you clearly know how to delete it.

>>37863933
Fine. I'll post the rest then.
>she take her shirt off and then her bra
>she just sit there with her small breasts showing and all
>I look at her but I can't seem to find anything interesting other than her big birthmarks
>she put my hand on her breast which is bigger than my hand even though she is still very young
>she fix her hair up in a pony tail while I sit there with my hand on her breast and don't know what to think or do
>she moves closer and give me a very long kiss on my mouth
>she stick the tip of her tongue in between my lips
>It gets too wierd and I pull away
>she get a bit nervous and we just sit there but then she ask if I want to do it again
>she leans close and I really do start to feel something very strange inside, like a tickle in my throat
>we put our lips together again and she stick her tongue in my mouth again
>it feels very much like something is hapening all inside my body now and I can't help to reach for her other breast too
>I put my tongue against hers and she start to move her tongue around mine
>I feel like laying down and at the same time I feel like being close to her and I can't stop thinking about us being naked while doing so

>>37864072
>while we are still kissing she starts to take off her shorts and then she takes of my shirt too
>we are both getting excited and I pull down my pants and underwear while she pull down hers
>all naked we lay down beside eachother under her blankets
>we have our faces close to each other and I tuch her breasts again, both of them while she put her hand down on my penis
>we touch and kiss and she starts to move her body against mine
>my penis tuch the hairy part over her vagina
>she rub herself agains me and I have to take my hands of her breasts
>I put them on her ass instead
>she is really getting excited and move me on top of her
>we start to press our groins against eachother
>she seems to like it very much and stop kissing me and start making noises instead
>it sounds like she is sleeping very deep and she's breathing heavy

Called the police

>>37863833
>>37863905
>>37864072
>>37864170
Go to hug your family shitty incest thread

>>37864170
I don't think I actually penetrated her at all. And even if I did I clearly didn't feel much of it.
>I don't come but I feel an sudden urge to take a leak
>it is getting very hot under the blankets anyway
>I roll off her and while doing so I feel that her belly is all slimy
>I walk up and go to the bathroom
>sis asks where I' going
>say I need to take a leak but I suddenly don't feel like it anymore
>I notice my dick is leaking a transparent, slimy substance
>I feel kinda good and I get dressed together with my sister and then I watch cartoons untill our parents get home
>this was something that I never thought about much untill years later, it just didn't feel odd
>we did similar things but this was the one time I remember the best
Sorry sis but I have to process this somehow!

>>37864325
>Sorry sis but I have to process this somehow!

heh i'm processing this right now if you know what i mean

>>37864325
Well, you have more stories? Go on, then!

>>37864446
I kinda thought this was going to be a thread for others with similar experiences.
>>37864201
Report that bitch!

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Open the door
Get on the floor
Anon's sis is an incestous whore!

I'm not picky I have a gay one too. This is more of a funny story.
>visit cousins every now and then
>we come along fine and I play much with my dads sisters son
>he is younger but more energetic than me and likes to run around and mess around
>we always sleep in the same room
>the years go by and we both calm down a bit but every time we visit I sleep in his room because it's a long ride home and my family were way too poor for hotels
>we must have been around fourteen when this happened
>during our visit my cousin is going through a phase where he don't talk much
>we mostly play computer games
>we are a but embarrassed to sleep in the same room
>we are not quite kids any longer but we still have fun together and it will still be kinda fun
>we stay up late and watch a horror movie on his computer
>it's not a thrill exactly but kinda comfy
>when the movie is over we brush our teeth and hit the sack
>talk a bit about girls in our school which we like but non of us have any luck with the ladies (I don't count my sister)

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Things that turned out to be sex stuff:

>be 14
>REALLY like sonic the hedgehog, its my favorite game
>look on internet for pictures of Sonic the Hedgehog
>find **PG ONLY RATED** website where people post their Sonic OCs, and they sometimes post furry OCs too and RP with them... it was yerf.com, its closed now, http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yerf_(art_archive)
>Im 14 so I think this is really cool. I try to draw my own OCs.
>apparently they have strict quality control so my OCs arent drawn good enough to be included.
>get bitter and hate furries because of sour grapes
>Realize years later, Oh, shit, furries??? thats some weird kinky sex stuff...
>be glad I never went down that (literal) rabbit hole

Although sometimes regret it too, because maybe then I would have friends, but be too cringey to care about it, like maybe I never would have developed this crippling selfawareness and would have just been blisfully ignorant.
Also, Maybe if I stuck with it I maybe could have been a better artist, but I digress.

>>37863933
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SHIT CHARACTER

>>37864704
>wake up very early, the sun is just coming up and shining through the curtains
>I can seldom sleep very long during visits so I just stretch out in bed and wait for dawn
>my cousin is starting to breath heavy and making mumbling sound
>he is obviously having a conversation in his dream
>he rolls to his side facing my way
>I can see how he is making faces while still in deep sleep
>suddenly he starts vreething through his mouth instead and kinda moaning
>he's making noices and moans like he's having a hot dream
>I'm kinda disgusted but at the same time it's funny
>I imagine that in his dream he's with a girl who will let him do anything he wants
>I can't be too far out because he starts moaning very loud while his hands starts grabbing down his underwear
>while moaning like crazy my cousin jack off under the covers using both hands
>I can hear the sounds of his wet dick getting pulled down there
>I don't want to get up, I don't want him to wake up and realise what he's doing
>he have some final hard strokes while letting out a series of high pitched moans
>this must have been heard by everyone awake in the house
>it smells now, a sour smell that can't come from anything other than a big load of hot seamen a arms length from my face

>>37864883
do you have strange fetishes now because of this experience?

>>37864946
No but every time I meet up with my fathers sister I wonder if she was used to her sons wet dreams. Did she talk to him in that case or just lay there awake, listening..

Things that never happened general?
>Met this one hot girl
>Totally hit that

Ok.
>she was the daughter of a successful politican
>since his party supported the working class his daughter had to go to a public school or it would look bad
>she went to my school and when she made friends with some of the girls in my class she soon switched to my class
>there wasn't anything special about her but the mean guys never bothered her
>even the teachers seemed to treat her with more respect than the other students
>it was as if they were afraid her father would do something if she complained
>this gave her an almost holy appearance
>in reality she was just a normal girl and I was one of the only guys who didn't treat her any different
>the girls she hung out with never spoke to me during the breaks but one day they came up to me and started talking
>the politican's daughter wasn't with them but they wanted to know if I found her pretty
>I got nervous and stuttered something approving
>I come from a poor blood line which makes me an easy pray to bullies
>the next weeks the girls won't leave me alone
>I try to sneak past them but they corner me and ask me things about myself and if I have a girlfriend or want to have one
>as I said I'm a nervous kid and find this horrible
>during breaks I hide and sit alone until the breaks over
>the politican's daughter haven't spoken to me yet but one day while I'm sitting alone she comes up to me

>>37865781
>she sit down and ask me about school and she's not wierd like her friends
>we talk about things and the conversation is easy and I find us to alike in many ways
>after that we talk every day
>I wait for her before class just to say hello and wait for her when school is over to say goodbye
>her friends leave me alone but are awfully nice everytime I walk by
>then the field trip is coming up
>we are going to stay at a hostel in the woods and go hiking and stuff
>this is tge last thing before the semester
>after that it's a new school and new classmates and I fear I wont see my new friend any more
>we are way too shy to just meet up outside school
>she lives far outside town and I know she will be away with her family during the summer
>the day of the trip is coming up
>we are going by buss and I wait anxiously for her so that we might get the seats next to each other
>we do and it's the best bus ride of my life
>I see now that she's not just a normal girl but just as sensitive as me
>she drops her water bottle on the seat and I dive down in her lap to catch it while she giggles
>It rolls away and I have to stretch to reach it
>I almost have it but I lose my balance and we both fall to the floor next to our seats
>we lay there in a pile and laugh
>then I get to my feat and arms and crawl around like an animal
>I just want to fool around
>I didn't even know that's how you walk the dinosaur