>be normie with good job and my own condo >but I'm

>>37863642


>next weekend
>horny as shit
>spent all day fapping and still horny
>desperate for sex
>remember the trap
>text her Netflix and chill bullshit
>it works
>go over to her place
>watch some stupid romcom
>she starts cuddling
>then kisses me
>man tongue down my throat
>boner is kill
>starts rubbing my crotch
>boner is back
>undoes my pants and goes to town
>ah fuck it
>get into it and get naked
>put on condom and bend her over
>dick and balls in my face
>hesitate
>she gets up and pushes me down
>then gets ontop of me and starts riding me
>cum
>when I pull out she lets off the nastiest fart ever
>that's when I notice she sweaty and smells like a dude
>she's still on top of me wagging her dick in my face like she wants me to suck it
>say I have to go to the bathroom
>come out and make up bullshit excuse that I need to leave
>she looks disappointed
>promise I'll make it up to her
>leave and block her number

(2/3)

>>37863656

(3/3)

>fast forward to yesterday
>had lunch with my department because it was bosses birthday
>hate it
>look over and see trap and some dude a few tables over
>please don't notice me
>she does
>notice she keeps looking over constantly
>start sweating bullets
>they get their check and start to walk out
>trap stops and walks over
>time seems to freeze and I know I'm fucked
>hi anon, it's good to see you. How come you never called?
>table in silence
>in the broad daylight she's obviously a guy
>a few coworkers have smirks on their faces
>s..sorry I've been busy
>busy doing what? Sweettalking girls, then fucking them and not calling them back?
>she looks at my coworkers
>your coworker here is an asshole that used me. He bailed out after he got off and didn't even give me a reach around
>oh god she isn't even pretending to be a woman anymore
>she turns around and leave
>5 of the longest seconds of awkward silence ensues
>then my boss starts laughing
>coworkers laugh
>people in nearby tables laugh
>I literally want to die
>boss says why I didn't mention I have a girlfriend
>enunciates the girl in a mocking tone
>spend the rest of lunch getting my balls busted over my "girl"friend and the type of "girls" I like
>get back to the office
>can hear whispers and laughs
>go home
>buy a bottle of vodka and drink it all

I just woke up and already left my boss a message saying I'm sick and won't be in today. What the fuck do I do now? Now my coworkers think I'm gay and an asshole. No one is going to respect me there anymore. Should I just quit?

>>37863642
this sounds like a cringy fantasy of some fat manchild sperg

>>37863671
That really sucks but it's a better story than I've heard around here in a while, thanks for an original thread at least. Either own it and laugh it off until it just becomes a lighthearted joke around the office, or quit and find a new job. Assuming you're anything like me I'd suggest the latter

You knowingly fucked a guy. You're at least bi friendo. Embrace it.

>>37863691

How the fuck do I own being so desperate for human companionship I volunteer at an LGBTQIA center then be so desperate for sex I fuck a trap?

What, I'm supposed to be at the water cooler and brag to my coworker that I picked up a trap last weekend and she had the biggest dick I've ever seen?

you fug the boypussy without hiding it now

>>37863642
>>37863656
>she

<original post (c) anon do not ban>

>>37863714

I'm not bi, I'm 100% straight. I would have done anything if she didn't start blowing me then riding me. If I tie you up to a chair then suck your dick until you cum that doesn't make you gay

>>37863720
Read the whole post friend, if you're not the type of person who can do that I suggested getting a different job. Some people are capable of bouncing back from something like that and making it a joke, but for spergs like us it's impossible

>>37863750
>100%
You weren't tied up though were you.

>>37863780

What was I supposed to do? Start punching her?

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>>37863642
Autism. Iktf when you say some stupid shit for no reason at all

>be me downtown at 2 AM
>guy asks me if im looking for a hooker
>million of thoughts process through my head
>I mumble "Im lost" and sprinted as fast as I could away from him

>>37863801
Are you really so autistic you can't say no to someone? None of this even explains the second time you knowingly l met up with him.

>>37863642
Op just blow it off just say you're actually a party animal and will legit fuck anything that walks.

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>>37863642
>>37863656
>>37863671
Lad you got fucked over hard but thanks god ridicule never killed anyone

>>37863817

There's nothing about me that says party animal. If I tell my coworkers I'm a crazy party animal they'll just laugh harder.

Anyway, maybe I'll play it off that I only fucked her in an attempt to get wirh her friend who is actually a real woman

>>37863872

>greetings fellow coworker. I'm not gay and am 100% straight. I'm so strong that I fucked a man in drag so I could possibly fuck a woman later

Great idea retard

>>37863671
>Now my coworkers think I'm gay
Well it's a good thing you're living in 2017 because you're pretty gay
>she
eternal kek

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>>37863642
I'll take things that never happened and ningen are faggots for $500, Alex.

>>37863872
Just say it was the first time you tried MDMA and you were drunk af

>>37863963

I'm not fucking gay. Neither dicks nor men turn me on.

>>37864007
You are very gay.

>>37863642
If not fake just say you were in the closet and own it. Or quit and deal with evasion till you skip town. Worked for me.

>>37863671
>left my boss a message saying I'm sick and won't be in today

lol hes gonna see right through that

>>37864007
>Gets a blowjob from a guy he met at a LGBTQ center
>Knowingly fucks him a second time
>Not gay
Anon, denial isn't healthy.

death to trannies

>>37863642
>>she unzips me and puts a condom on me
is this a tranny thing, to always have condoms around for when you want to suck dirty cock?

>>37864055
This. He'll probably fire you and you'll end up at the traps house sucking his cock for a place to live. Embrace your new life anon, it's already all locked in.

>>37863642
You fucked a trap. Own it.

Well anon first of all you ARE gay because you fucked a man in the ass. The only thing you CAN do is go to work, keep your head down, and lay low for a while. Gays aren't a monstrosity anymore, in a week the new office drama will be the new STD Stacey contracted.

Explain the story to your coworkers and when they chide you laugh it off. If it constantly bothers you then maybe get a new job.

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>>37863671
stop fucking insane """"""""""""""""traps""""""""""""""""""

content faggot

>>37864164

1. I'm not gay.
2. I'm going to find an escort and pay her to come to my job and introduce her as my girlfriend.

Once again you faggots have been useless. I don't even know why I bothered

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>>37864260
obviously you're gay since you fuck men you dumbass

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>>37864260
nothing wrong with liking benis anon. it is pretty nice.

>>37863642
>condom for a blow job
Enjoy your STD lmao

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>>37864260
Jesus fucking christ dude
Paying for an escort to pretend to be gf

>>37863642
the only wrong thing you did was have sex before marrying her

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>>37864272
>>37864208
>>37864164
>>37864019
>>37864007
>>37863963
he isn't gay because liking traps isn't gay

>>37864055
>haha guys anon called in sick today
>i bet he caught the clap
>raucous laughter

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>>37863671
There's nothing you can do except grin and bear it. At least they're treating it as a joke, they could legitimately be harassing you or trying to beat the shit out of you for being gay. Out of all the outcomes to "My coworkers and boss found out I fucked a girl (male)" that could happen, "They laughed it off" is literally the least bad one that could have occurred.

>>37863642
haha ops a fucking fag and got his dick sucked by a guy in a wig

This is great news OP, now they will set you up with other trap, trannies and you dont even have to hide it.