>kickapoo is on sale for over half off online
>30 dollar shipping minimum
Holy shit
Shipping is twice the cost of a variety pack and 12 pack together
What the fuck Fed Ex?
>"Hey anon, want some skittles?"
Only if you let me eat themout of your hands
"yeah, I'll take the red ones"
>>37859877
>first off, what did you do to them?
>secondly, why the fuck are they all in your hands? Where's the fucking bag?
>thirdly, you expect me to eat like a dog, from your hands?
>lastly, no I don't want your nasty, artificial, pig fat gelatin candy
*spanks you* Are you going to keep giving me lip or are you going to behave now?
>he thinks he's the one still running the show
>>37859856
>Are you going to keep giving me lip or are you going to behave now?
>He didn't tell you to behave meow
Ruined it. Start a new thread tomorrow
>you will never have the pleasure of playing with a kitteh's toe beans again
please someone cure allergies for me
Should I bother with college? The only reason I want to go is to make friends. But I really don't feel like doing more fucking school work and paying such an insane amount of money. I could easily just go to vocational school and become a mechanic or something. But then I'd stay a lonely robot even longer.
>>37859767
You're American, I'm not so take what I say with a grain of salt.
It's understandable that you want to make friends. But you said it yourself: you're going to bust your ass off for a degree you don't seem to want and might not even get - and worse, you'll be in insane debt, and if your degree is shit tier, you won't even get a good job out of it (because America).
>I could easily just go to vocational school and become a mechanic or something.
Then do this. Trades are a solid profession with good pay; you say you'll be lonely if you do this. But you get money, which leads to more opportunities in general - you won't exactly get a GF if you're poor. Plus I'm sure you can befriend some bros that work with you as you guys go out to the local pub or whatever - don't turn such invites down if you want friends.
yall have a fap day?
like a cheat day, for fapping.
i am a NEET
Today was my one of my special days. I was not granted my request off from work today. I did not care much, but the fact that I did not causes me more pain than the absent free time. A person should try to be free on an important day. But my concern is at a point where that is the end point. The principle of sadness causes more reaction than actual feelings. I felt the thin cardboard slice into my left index finger today. It was shallow enough of a cut to not require further thought. Much like most occurrences these days.
I left the building I work at feeling stable and sane, and glad. It is one of my special days, after all. I drove to a fast food restaurant and ordered an abnormal amount of burgers.
The employee told me "you guys have a good day". It was a genuine expression. I laughed to myself knowing that this was one meal for me. I turned left and headed back home.
The burgers were slowly placed into my mouth while the glow of my screen illuminated the walls around my computer.
I will awake while my heart pounds. A bus outside rose me from my thoughtless sleep. I work today and tomorrow. My special day is only realized through abstract angles reflecting into my own mind while I sit without movement.
>>37859669
>Today was my one of my special days.
Why is it special?
Why do you write like a mentally ill person?
Why didn't you just call in sick, instead of requesting the day off?
>>37859722
On this day I experienced something I have not since
>My words describe the thoughts I experience. >Through mechanical biologic locomotion I input them into this social forum
>Because that would reflect poorly in a professional work place.
He gently glided into park. The door flew open in the mid summer air. He was not present, not enjoying this moment. He was consumed with thoughts that are nothing to him now. Most thought are, he thinks now. He floats above himself, thinking of a worthwhile thoughts to convey to you. Nowadays we are here, breathing now, looking out at what will be within, and not remembered.
Hello, Dalai Lama here. I thought I'd take a second to drop by /r9k/ and leave you this important message:
If you're thinking about killing yourself... don't!
I hope you have a good day, Anon.
>>37859665
don't tell me what to do you bald nerd
>>37859665
>Dalai Lama
>dude love and peace lmao
get out with your fake hippy bullshit.
>Watch movie that went to theaters in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
what is this new forced meme
Haven't started one of these in a while but I think it's time for a (borderline) alcoholic thread!
>What are you drinkan?
>Why are you drinkan?
>How often are you drinkan?
Sipping on some cheap brandy playing overwatch, my girlfriend is sleeping next to me mad that I'm drinking.
I always say I only drink as much as I work, and I work 10 hours a day, so I should be able to enjoy the little time i have to myself.
Normies and robots welcome.
>open random porn site (tube8, pornhub etc)
>suddenly a pop-up appears
>it immediately closes
what is this?
your adblock taking effect and doing what you installed it for
>>37859596
>he doesn't realize how much malware and bloat has been installed on his computer and browser
i see you anon
>>37859615
it should not open in first place
The few hours of freedom you have after work are over. Time for bed so you can rinse and repeat.
>> The weekend is only a few more days away
Too bad you cant fully enjoy it because its just a countdown for the work week to start over.
>>37859494
>tfw only three day work week
>tfw work is basically me sitting around on the internet most of the time
Only part-time, so no money though.
GUY FONT ASK HOW BUT I HAVWE SUPEREGLUED MY HAND TO MY DICK HELP
Lucky for you, urine will unstick it if you get some in there before the glue cures.
SOILED IT
>find perfect QT3.14 that does nothing all day and work shit tier job at toy R.S.
>seems super shy in public and has perfect loli bod but is 20
>get her number and shit by showing off my popularity in the esports in the games she plays
>get her home with me and she pulls a complete 180
>she wont' stfu, constantly talks, can't cook, is extremely fucking manipulating and has been with tons of guys
what do, i wanted shy loli not shit train wreck
fuck that bitch anon. just find some petite qt on tinder, its easy enough, as long as you're atleast a 5.5/10.
>>37859453
What do you mean she's manipulating? I've heard this before but I've never had a gf
>>37859453
>fell for the gf meme
why do you think this place is all about gf's? becasue it's just one huge meme. now that you are at it be a man and tell her to stfu or gtfo, you deserve every shit from her if you don't stand for yourself.
its not really that interesting but its from my collage days about me falling for a close friends girl?
what kind of collages were you making?
think op means college
>>37859426
Sure I could go for a greentext.
Is 23 too late to become a normie?
You failed if you weren't well on your way to being one at 13
Never give up! Just be your self, you'll get there
>>37859354
Like >>37859524 said, just b ur self :^)