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>>39646635
Never going to happen boi

Fuck off, I like traps

wow anon you have 3 seconds to explain to me why you havent become a white sissy slut :////

I made bread yesterday, and biscuits today.
Baking is fun.

>>39646846
How to into baking anon? Ive never made biscuits before, are they easy?

>>39646877
I used Bisquick, which is a ready-made biscuit mix. It's easy to do, just pour in milk and knead a bit. Not too much, though.I used this recipe:
https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/bisquick-rolled-biscuits/3e0c95f0-8aec-4a01-9463-73759b2ce066
I would love to make biscuits from scratch, but I happened to have some bisquick on hand and there aren't really a lot of uses for it outside of biscuits.
As far as baking in general, you get some recipies and you do it repeatedly. After the first few batches you get a feel for when the dough is right, and then you just keep improving. There's a noticeable increase in quality from each batch to the next.
If you want to know about making bread, I recommend this recipe:
http://www.food.com/recipe/quick-yeast-bread-89164#activity-feed
It's pretty simple, but it turns out very decent loaves. I think the most important part is that you let it rise, then you actually punch the dough down, flip it over, and let it rise again. I made a few bricks because I skipped the second rising.

>>39646573
>Is fucking a prostitute to lose my virginity a good idea r9k/?
No. Don do it.

>>39646600
Why? Right now I'm really fucking horny and jerking off doesn't work

>>39646638
Good try impersonating OP anon.

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>>39646529
rolly polly my negro friend

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dem chickens

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pickle rick xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

beauty and the beast is mine

>>39646519
Normie jokes hahahaha

>>39646519
The Quick and the Dead

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>>39646428
I enjoyed this post very much.

>>39646428
Holy crap animooted
8.5/10 post

>>39646428
Fantastic
Also I just had a Seinfeld marathon yesterday, good stuff anon

I get angry when anyone calls, so I stop becoming nervous (it's all telemarketers and spam so i don't have to worry about consequences)

>>39646315
Nope, unless I'm doing something. People unannounced coming to my door however is a different story.

>>39646315
I used to get anxious as fuck doing phonecalls but i've had to do so many now i'm slowly getting used to it.

alright this one is just too much you gotta dial it back a bit

>>39646252
So, Mr. Neetman, where do you live? Who pays for your food? I want to join you, but I can't live a homeless life.

>>39646252
>the NEET thinks he is not playing right into Mr. Goldberg's hands

>>39646241
stop being a beta and stand up for yourself unless you want to get super-cucked.How do you think SHE FEELS,HUH?


i hope you don't kiss in public tough that's fucking disgusting and you'd deserve the laughs if that was the case.

>>39646241
Fuck em

Holding a girl's hand in public is great

>tfw no gf

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>>39646301
>stand up
please explain this is my first gf

He's had many heart sweets and you'd have to be a moron to think they aren't trolling him

>>39646239
I think this one is real.

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>>39646207
Got a pic of her?

>>39646171
Woke up
Brushed teeth
Pissed
Played some csgo.
Masturbated.
Watched some TV shows.

Woke up at 8am, it's 2 pm now

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>wake up
>smoke weed
>go to work
>type java code
>interact with my annoying normie coworker
>go back home
>smoke weed
>fap
>rince and repeat

>>39646171
I went walking/running every night for a month, it didn't make me feel any better. Exercising when feeling like shit already is such a meme.

This is barely related to the thread, but I want to ask this in case any incels in here are also neets.
Do you prefer the daytime to the night? I feel trapped in the daytime every time I try and reverse my schedule. I always think it's too early or bright outside to enjoy playing games or watching certain shows, and it feels like I need to pass time as fast as possible until past dinnertime so I can be in the mood to do anything. I doubt this is a "le night owl" thing, since I only started getting anal about schedules when having nothing to do for 8 years. As autistic as it sounds, the thought of people sitting around watching a movie at 10 AM, then eating lunch and having another 10 hours to fill disgusts me.

start working out and nofap, you'll feel like a new man,

>>39646191
nofap is for fags, nopoop is where its at, i've been pulling nopoop since july and i'm literally a completely different person

>>39646304
I'm building a shit golem though

>>39646141
I can't imagine a faster way to lose interest desu. I can get naked girl pics anywhere anytime from low self esteem hoebags, shirley a girl I'd be interested in would understand how trashy and desperate this is.

I lie. I can think of a faster way, if she said she fucked niggers.

is sending nudes a thing girls actually do

I'd prefer she send me a picture of her wearing modest clothing, would be the HOTTEST shit.

girls with cowtits

>>39646124
Ragdoll, unconscious, that's it

Calling all fellow hypnofetishists. Best fetish and also a curse.

>>39646054
How does standing up for myself now reverse everything that happened to me and made me this way you tool

>>39646154
Maybe you should stop looking into the past and focus on the future you F A G G O T

people comment on my being a push over all the time, woman even come to my aid to help me because apparently im really handsome. doesn't cure the autism though, I just want to do my thing and not be bothered/bother anyone