Write down all of your fetishes, even the most hidden ones.

girls with cowtits

>>39646124
Ragdoll, unconscious, that's it

Calling all fellow hypnofetishists. Best fetish and also a curse.

>>39646124
What's the source?
~originally said

>>39646124
Heterosexual intercourse with my catholic wife in the missionary position when the lights are turned off with the only purpose of conceiving children that will worship our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

>>39646124
Girls with huge tits
Bimbos
Chubby girls
Body modification (e.g. weight gain, bimbofication)
Redheads

>>39646181
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>>39646172
>Into receiving and giving hypnosis
>Dominant

You don't know shit about it being a curse.

>>39646181
Fuck. I thought this was chocolate....

Large breasts, bubble butts, blue hair and French maid costumes for females. For guys I like smaller, twinky guys, long socks and those retarded arm warmers, also bubble butts on them too.

>>39646306
It's probably brown butter she injects in her ass to simulate poop after.

>>39646124
Scat/Pissing
Femdom/Lezdom/Findom
Bondage(ballbusting, caning, etc.)
Gore

Not proud. I don't really know how to get rid of these.

>>39646124
Down jackets
Shiny clothes in general
Stacies
Omorashi
Humiliation

The heartbeat.
Any time I can feel or see a girl's pulse, it's a huge turn on.

Also impregnation.

>>39646124

FETISHES :
the opposite of sexuality

ALL fetishes... they're ALL the opposite of sex and sexuality

They're an amateurish tactic to distract from the fact that the person is actually asexual.

Because they realize that the human race is actually here for only one purpose, procreation, and that sexuality is our only natural true instinct, they decide to try to deceive everyone who by painting themselves as being some form of 'sexually Elite'.... Nothing could be further from the truth....

... People who fixate on nonsensical fetishes ARE NOT sexual at all...

It's a cheap child redirection technique, like an amateur magician trying to make you focus on the wrong thing while they attempt to pull a rabbit out of their jacket...

It doesn't matter what the fetish is, whether it's BDSM, cuckolding, pissing, feet, etc etc etc... THESE ARE NOT SEXUAL ACTIVITIES... They are a ridiculous transparent fashion trend that, and you never see somebody with a truly 'original fetish', rather they always pick one of a handful of worn out, hackneyed,bullshit, used up concepts made up by someone else decades ago...

FEET are not sexual organs
BDSM is compensation for a lack of power
BLACK RUBBER CLOTHING has nothing to do with sex at all
KEKOLDING is a cry for help regarding the need for psychological counseling regarding abandonment issues from your childhood

if someone's into sex, they will be FUCKING

if someone's into sex, they'll be getting their dick sucked

... Drinking champagne from a shoe has absolutely nothing to do with sex

When you see somebody talk about their fetishes, you are actually watching a sexually stunted psychologically and emotionally unstable person attempted to use Simple childish distraction techniques to make you perceive them as being 'So Sexually Elite', You couldn't possibly understand their 'advanced level of sexuality'...

... In other words, when you see somebody discuss their fetish, you're watching an asexual liar and a coward...

>39646440
>People with fetishes never actually have sex
Why are all namefags retarded?
You don't deserve a (You), kys

IMPREGNATION :

Not an actual fetish at all, but a simple instinctual goal, which has been manifested as a fixation

>>39646303
I'm purely dominant and want to hypnotize girls. But I've never been sexually involved with someone who would be interested in it. I'm either too afraid to ask her if she wants to try or she looks at me weird when I do.

>>39646124
(SS)BBW
Squashing/Smothering
Facesitting
you know that kind of stuff

>>39646467

You don't read very well do you?
Nowhere in my post did I ever use the words "people with fetishes never have sex at all"

I said people who try to make you think they have fetishes are simply trying to distract you from the fact that they are actually asexual, uncomfortable with sex, and more comfortable with some nonsensical made-up contrived bulshit fashion statement, like wearing black rubber clothes while getting spanked, or drinking urine out of a stiletto, or licking somebody's feet....

The funniest part ?...

The way you responded is proof positive that YOU in particular are sexless

It's completely natural for an asexual failure to try to continue masking the truth and hiding behind some fabricated facade... Exactly the way that you are doing....

The sexually failed 'fetish elite' can provide no evidence whatsoever to validate their claims of sexuality...

... Instead, they rely on the hope and desire that people will believe their bullshit when they present it....

I CHALLENGE YOU TO POST PROOF OF YOUR SEXUAL SUCCESS....

It's really not that hard... Post a photograph Of you and your girlfriend, or a link to a video featuring the two of you

Simply show us evidence that you are not asexual

Until that time, we're all going to sit back and laugh at you, thinking about you on your knees wearing a ridiculous cliche bondage uniform, begging some moustached flamer to spank you and remind you of what a bad child you have been....

TRANSLATION : I got my dick sucked this morning, and you're imagining what it would be like to have a girlfriend and be forced to watch a real man have sex with her....

See how easy that was?

>>39646488

You claim to be purely dominant, which is proof positive that you are the farthest thing from authoritarian, and have no control whatsoever, whether in your own life or in anybody else's..

And you claim to be in control, while simultaneously announcing that you have a subconscious need and desire to 'hypnotize' somebody into believing that you have control over them...

(One of these days I will teach you the real truth about the concept people know as hypnotism, which doesn't actually exist, at least not the way you think it does)

So you are a dominant person who is fixated on eventually trying to trick somebody into thinking you are dominant?...

Isn't that like a Master Gourmet Chef who spends his life hoping that one day he can secretly slip one of his culinary creations into somebody's mouth in the hopes that somebody will pretend that he knows how to cook?

You have just proven that your life is not sexual, and you are simply lost in a psychological void, overwhelmed with the self perception of having no control or authority, and spending your days thinking about compensation techniques you might be able to try eventually

(The reason you can't convince another person into playing along with your ridiculous fantasy of power and authority is because it's so creepy and transparent and embarrassing, and by saying 'no', they are once again showing you that THEY are the dominant one and you will forever be begging somebody to please pretend that you are the boss)

See how easy that was?

FETISHES :

The complete opposite of sex

SEX :

The polar opposite of a fetish

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>>39646440
i agree oriididjei

FETISH :

An unresolved psychological issue, intentionally manifested to appear as a sexual preference, in order to deceive people, preventing them from realizing it's actually an unresolved psychological issue

>>39646440
>>39646584
>>39646672
This guy is seriously spending his time making self taught psychoanalisis on a mongolian cartoon board made of outcasts.

There's not a better definition of "lmaoing at your life" dude.

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Latinas
Smooth, toned midriffs
Short hair
Gentle femdom
Traps, but only cute passable ones which I could kiss and cuddle

>>39646734
Of course you do....

Because it's 100% correct

(it's nice to see your head is screwed on tightly)

>>39646749
>>39646722
>>39646700
Back to faceberg with you, JohnnyNormie

I like to watch animals making sex

>>39646764
ATTENTION, STUDENTS :
_______________________________

this guy is the ubiquitous learning disabled student who sits in the back of the classroom, desperately trying to prevent the other students from learning and making progress and graduating on to the next grade...

He is terrified, because when the rest of the class graduates, next year he's still going to be sitting here in this same classroom, desperately trying to prevent next year's students from learning and making progress and graduating on to the next grade.....

See how easy that was?

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Cuckolding
Cheating on others
Getting cheates on by others
Femdom
Findom
Chastity
Forced gayshit
Hypnosis
Foot worship
Verbal abuse
SPH
Orgasm denial
Censored porn
Race play

>>39646768

If you carefully read your list of unresolved psychological issues, which you attempt to present as sexual preferences... It doesn't take Sigmund Freud to realize that you are a closet homosexual

Diapers
Ageplay

that's really it but it dominates my sexuality.

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>>39646124
2D feet 'cause they're the best , not 3D tho

>>39646821

If you carefully read your list of unresolved psychological issues, which you attempt to present as sexual preferences... it's self evident that you have abandonment issues, most likely developed in your childhood by a perception of a lack of compassion from your mother, AND a self flagellating desire to continue your own self-induced misery, based upon your own perception of yourself as being a sexual failure, which was brought about by an accurate and quite valid assessment that you are not currently desirable to anybody

Which was your own choice

You created your own sexual failure

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(mutual) Masturbation, denial, edging, lesdom, that kinda stuff.

>>39646810
You're just retarded within and you want to appear intelligent writing long posts that actually don't resemble truly full meaning. You're probably as damaged in life as the rest of us on this board otherwise you won't be here in a god forgotten internet hole spending your time.

P.S. Kill yourself.

>>39646848
DOMINATES YOUR SEXUALITY

correction : sexuality interferes with your fixation on the anal retentive stage of your life, where your mother or father scolded you for not potty training in a punctual fashion

>>39646873
>a self flagellating desire to continue your own self-induced misery, based upon your own perception of yourself as being a sexual failure, which was brought about by an accurate and quite valid assessment that you are not currently desirable to anybody
Kek, pretty much. I probably should talk about it with my therapist

>>39646672
I will simply respond by saying your analysis could not be more wrong. You are like a teenager virgin telling an experienced adult what sex and relationships are like in your 30s.

Maybe it's because you ARE a teenager virgin.

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Futanari
Shemales
Massive cocks
Massive cumshots
Traps/Sissification
Cuckold
Frotting

I'm gonna end up doing something really stupid and cheat on my girlfriend with a tranny escort

>>39646873
Do me! Do me!

>>39646400
(origami)

>>39646898
nope, I actually asked my mom about my potty training once and she said it wasn't out of the ordinary. I don't know what caused this but it's definitely my main sexual interest.

>>39646895
AGAIN :

THE LEARNING DISABLED STUDENT WILL REMAIN IN THE REAR OF THE CLASSROOM, YELLING OUT ACCUSATIONS THAT THE TEACHER HAS NO EDUCATION, ATTEMPTING TO PREVENT THE OTHER STUDENTS FROM LEARNING, BECAUSE WHEN THEY GRADUATE, HE WILL BE LEFT IN THAT SAME CLASSROOM NEXT YEAR REPEATING THIS SAME PREDICTABLE BEHAVIOR....

See how easy that was?

>>39646925
Stop jacking off when you're not fucking. Give yourself two months and you'll go back to normal. Delete all your degenerate porn and try to come here less.

OR

Fuck a tranny. That lust will die mid stroke in her asshole.

>>39646959
>Stop jacking off when you're not fucking. Give yourself two months and you'll go back to normal. Delete all your degenerate porn and try to come here less.
speaking from experience?

>>39646912
THERAPIST:
nope.... YOU are your own therapist, and by embracing and accepting the real issues at hand, you have already made a giant leap into resolving them....

Let me help you-

The only thing that's undesirable about you is your incessant need to tell yourself that you are undesirable

We are all trapped in a series of patterns and loops, whatever they may be

We all find ourselves trapped in a self-induced prison of particular behavioral patterns we create for ourselves

Today, I want you to start practicing on modifying your behavior and creating new patterns and loops, and I want you to focus on the fact that you are actually a damn good guy, and forgive yourself and relax and have fun because you're wasting your life with self-loathing

Self-loathing is extremely unattractive

Simply modify your behavior and the way you perceive yourself.... And I want you to go out there into the world this week and volunteer to help somebody, anybody... Whether it's a little old lady who needs help cleaning up her front porch, or somebody who needs yard work, or maybe somebody who just simply needs some words of encouragement... I also strongly suggest considering going to an animal shelter and volunteering to help out any way you can... Don't ask for anything in return

That night when you come home you will look into a mirror and you will see the reflection of a man you respect a lot more than the reflection you see right now

The sense of accomplishment and reward are immeasurable

>>39646925
If you carefully read your list of unresolved psychological issues, which you attempt to present as sexual preferences... It's readily apparent that you're not even a 'closet' faggot, but a full blown flaming faggot

And that you don't actually have a girlfriend at all

>>39646936
ANAL RETENTIVE:

An unresolved psychological issue manifested during the formative early years of life, when one is compelled to retain their bowel movements to please another, generally a parent who is upset because they are not potty trained incorrectly or in a time frame that pleases the parent

If it's not based upon interaction with your parents during your potty training phase, there is indeed going to be a source somewhere in your early childhood... Sometimes it's often just a perception not even based on an actual event or series of events

It's really not important where the unresolved issue came from, and it doesn't mean life or death if you resolve it or not..

But it indeed DOES mean the difference between happiness or endless confusion and non closure

So for your own well-being I would strongly suggest that you modify your behavior, and accept the fact that these are two separate subjects, separating sexuality from an unresolved psychological phase of your childhood

Not resolving this issue or separating the two subjects will only lead to complications and unhappiness for yourself and any sexual mate you find as you travel your own personal journey through life and sexuality

Monster cocks inside curvy white women

>>39646936

By the way,it's important to note that i ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS fuck a bitch in the shithole before I ever do vaginal with her...

I do it because there's no better way to remind a chick how I feel about her than emptying my testicles into her rectum on the first date...

But I'm pleased to say I don't have an anal retentive fixation....

(chicks need to be reminded that you're the caveman, and they are the cavewoman, and I replace my 'caveman club' with my dick in their ass- and haven't met opposition from any of them to this day)

- Cum
- 2D traps and futas

>>39647102
Thanks but I tried to separate diapers from sex throughout my teen years. Didn't work. In fact I've never heard of it working from the hundreds of other diaper fetishists I've talked to about this subject. Everyone tries to get rid of it. Everyone tries to suppress it. It just doesn't work.

>>39646124
cannibalism
bone breaking
choking

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>Cheongsams
>Women wearing silk/satin clothing
>Over-elbow gloves
>f/m tickling (With lite bondage, a blindfold, feathers and lots of verbal teasing!)
>Cosplay (Touhou and kemonomimi, especially)

>>39647103
MONSTER... CURVY....

It appears somewhere in your sexuality, you have become distracted with the Aesthetics of SIZES....

thinking about a cock in a bitch is an acceptable normal Baseline, also known as heterosexuality.....

... And while there's nothing particularly sociopathic about your fixation on different sizes, it pretty much indicates your own self perception as 'having an inadequately sized penis', and that you think a fat bitch will be more likely to settle for second best

You're NOT second best, nor should the women that you choose for sex be second-best....

(It's really not productive to fixate or focus on the size of other men's penises or try to compare your own)

In fact, doing so is it wasting precious time that you can be using hitting on really hot thin girls

Plus... A woman is not going to know what size your penis is until after she has decided to let you take your clothes off in front of her, in which case you have already won the game....

R E L A X

And fat girls are disgusting because they have no self-control.... If you prefer fat women because you yourself are overweight, I suggest that you modify your behavior and lose some weight because it's unhealthy and it demonstrates a clear lack of self-control

And a lack of self-control is not attractive, especially when you allow it to continue to the point where it manifests in obesity

>>39646124
Traps
Lolis
Guro
2D Rape
Cumshots
Impregnation
Facials
Vanilla

>>39647231

try this experiment:

MODIFY YOUR BEHAVIOR

Give it some time, and if it's ineffective you can always return to this same behavioral pattern again in the future
_________________________________

CHRONOPHILIA

Google it

I just badly want to get raped by a girl. Femdom shit in general that isn't whips and chains pain fetish shit.

Basically that's about it.

>>39647325

Congratulations!...

Instead of listing anything that's original or unique, you simply spit out a predictable list of trendy current fashion statements....

Yawn

(If you had something about billy goats wearing a Burger King paper crown, Maybe you would come across as being original and having your own unique psychological Concepts)

>>39647355

In other words... What you tried to present as a sexual preference is actually a transparent unresolved psychological issue revolving around your self-induced meek demeanor and inability to take the lead, which is obviously caused by a lack of self-confidence....

Modify your behavior and start acting more like a self-assertive man, and less like a Meek introverted 11 year old girl

>>39647371
Don't follow trends, just like this shit. Hate mindbreak, japs tend to love it, considering the amoun of mindbreak rape doujin.
I'm not original or unique overall, why did you expect something else?
OP didn't say anything about weird fetishes. What's the issue?

Shotas sucking futanari milfs.

Rarely watch 3D porn but when I do it's mostly well hung shemales.

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Girls getting pied in the face
Feet
WAM
Girls pieing guys in the face
Fem dom
Foot fetish hentai
Girls tied up hentai
Girls with cum under their clothes hentai

I wonder what this means psychoanalytically. I've had the WAM fetish and foot fetish since I was a kid. First thing I jacked off to was picturea of people pied in the face on slime time live

BY THE WAY;

I am NOT being an asshole

my goal is to simply open your eyes to the truth that you are all completely already aware of

My goal is to help you move on and above the self defeatist denial which is actually holding you back in your progress

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Sex dolls. I don't even want to fuck an actual woman, just something that kind of resembles one. just the thought of doing anything with a real person is fucking terrifying to me, everyone is so intimidating. plus i just prefer them unconscious. i mean look at this shit <3

>>39647442
Are you autistic? You don't sound normal. You're weird, to say the least.

>>39647407
Nah. I don't get turned on by acting like an assertive man, so why bother?

Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

>>39647425

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A WEIRD FETISH

There's no such thing as a normal fetish

There's no such thing as a fetish

There are only fixations, which manifest in an attempt to deny that they are simply unresolved psychological issues, and are intentionally disguised as a sexual preferences.......

.... If you stop and look at your own list of fixations, becomes instantly clear that each of them represents an unresolved psychological issue, and none of them has anything to do with sex at all

>>39647425

And you would be lying to yourself if you claimed that your list was not the standard shopping list available on any porn site, or based upon the current trends of people your age, particularly sexually frustrated adult males who frequent this website...

Something tells me that if you had no access to a computer, your list would be completely different, inherently meaning that your 'personal unique interests' were actually developed by browsing through a list of other people's Concepts

>>39647495
Yep. Definetly weird. Do you take meds? What's wrong with you? You a schizo? Aspergers?

>>39647495
Wrong, sorry kiddo you're just projecting your vanilla ass on everything else.

>>39647439

ANSWER:

Your list of sexual preferences consists of a series of Acts which are completely non-sexual.....

Furthermore, you have admitted they were formed before you were even an adolescent, meaning they had no real sexual filter whatsoever by the time they were developed

See how easy that was?

>>39647460

It's quite apparent that you have never had any training in Psychology whatsoever, and readily apparent that you have never even read the first page of the diagnostic statistical Manual of psychiatric disorders (DSM)

Then explains why you don't understand the clinical definition of the term AUTISM

It also verifies the fact that you desire to appear educated and knowledgeable about subjects that you know absolutely nothing about, thereby negating any veracity of any of your opinions whatsoever

>>39647602
Didn't anwser any of the questions. What's your issue? Post your meds. Sounds like some mania.

Ageplay, bondage and gentle femdom. Cute boys/ girls (attitude-wise, I'm not too picky about looks so long as they aren't horribly obese) being forced into compromisingly humiliating situations (forcing them to use a pacifier whenever you want them to hush/ making them pick out a new plushie and teasing them about how cute they look/ bondage car rides with handjob if they've been good). Not too sick given I avoid diaper-shitters like the plague. Albeit, I'm not much better given the coddling and general interest in cutsey things. I also have a fairly prominent oral fixation (hence the pacifier/ myraid of gags with appropriately matching bondage).

>>39647491

Q: I would you know if you get turned on by acting like an assertive adult male?

You would have to actually experience it to understand whether or not you liked it

It's okay to be a homosexual... If that's what trips your trigger then by all means embrace your homosexuality and your effeminate nature.....

But if this is the case, stop trying to fool yourself by openly asserting that you want a female sexual partner to take charge....

If I want to charge my phone, it's going to require my phone charger and an outlet on the wall...

... If it is in your mind and your DNA that you are the outlet on the wall, then embrace the fact that a female is not going to be able to stick its prongs into your asshole if it is in your mind and your DNA that you are the outlet on the wall, then in face the fact that a female is not going to be able to stick its prongs into your asshole... That's going to require a penis, and females don't have them....

If you're going to act like a girl, then TAKE IT LIKE ABITCH

Either that, or stop disappointing your parents and act like a man for the first time in your life

(Success breeds more success and I'm confident you will actually find it quite rewarding and natural once you get over the hump)

>>39647539
LOL @ YOUR FUTILE ATTEMPTS TO WAX PSYCHOLOGICAL

You obviously know almost as much about psychology as you know about getting laid.....

See how easy that was?

>>39647555

I have good news for you!...

It turns out your childhood diagnosis of having a 'learning disability' was incorrect....

Apparently, it's actually a LEARNING INABILITY....

again, the stupid frustrated student who hides in the back of the classroom will always yell out suggestions that the teacher has no education, and no right to be teaching the other students....

He does this in a desperate attempt to prevent the other students from learning, because as they make progress and graduate on to the next grade, once again he will be left behind in the same classroom next year, repeating the same behavior, attempting to prevent next year's class from learning....

>>39647629

TSK TSK TSK

Do you have any unresolved psychological issues that ARENT infantile and that DONT demonstrate your incessant desire to remain a child out of the fear of responsibility that goes hand-in-hand with becoming an adult?

Why do you feel the need to hide this issue, pretending it's a sexual preference?

Wouldn't it be easier to just and wear a t-shirt that says 'WAAAAHHHH IM A SCARED CHILD' ?

>>39647645
I don't want anything stuck in my asshole though at all.

Regardless, go back to jail you coked up idiot

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

Fetishes are a predictable attempt two masks unresolved psychological issues, and present them as some form of elite sexual preference

>>39646440
>FEET are not sexual organs
>if someone's into sex, they'll be getting their dick sucked

The contradiction here is quite strong

>>39647806
Lol trust me....

I'm quite certain that I will eventually be arrested again...

.. because I live life on the edge, refusing to conform to anyone's perceived boundaries of safety or normalcy

And cocaine is the BIGGEST loser drug on Earth...

(Wouldn't you be surprised to find out that I don't even smoke pot, nor do I drink alcohol, nor do I do methamphetamine, nor do I do opioids, nor do I do any drugs at all)

It seems I hit a raw nerve...

Good luck with the Cowardly procrastinator hope and desire that eventually if you sit back long enough like a mold Spore, some female is going to feel sorry for you and take charge and force herself on you sexually...

(Let us know the day that works out for you)

Sallyboy.....

This guy is trolling, right?

>>39647871
>The contradiction here is quite strong

Everybody here read my words, yet you are the only one who found contradiction in them....

Explain the contradiction in my statement that 'feet are not a sexual organ, and people who have sex get their penis sucked, not fixate on licking somebody's feet'

There's absolutely no contradiction at all

See how easy that was?

>>39647887
He's a fucking coke fiend who went to jail and just spends all day shitposting in the most autistic way

He aint trolling, just stupid

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>>39646124
>Wedgies (giving and receiving
>Women in their 20's 30's wearing granny panties (full cut cotton brief panties) fruit of the loom brands, but I don't mind if they are hi cuts, bikini or mid rise as long as it has Hanes or Fruit of the loom on the waistband
>Love it when a chick sits down or bends over and you can see their waistband of their panties sticking and they are Hanes or Fruit of the Loom
>Me wearing men's briefs aka tighty whities also Hanes FTL, Jockey and Stafford brands

>>39647887
YES AND NO

On April 21st of this year, I celebrated the 25th anniversary of the day I actually invented the art form they now refer to as 'trolling'

(I began my specialized version of performance art back in the very first mIRC and BBS rooms)

HOWEVER, today I'm simply using an abrasive tactic to get my message across, because I have found that catering to people's needs to be treated with kid gloves is not productive in their real need to obtain advice necessary to help them grow and move on....

So while you may perceive me as trolling the room, I'm actually here giving excellent real life hands on time-tested advice that works perfectly every time

If you find an inherent instinctual need to lash out and rebell against this advice, then I suggest you are still clinging to your need to patronize your own transparent desire to fail, and blame others for your own self induced failures

>>39647284
thx i will change my life now after this mindblowing post.

>>39647645
I'm not saying that you are wrong but i can't see how this is related to homosexuality.

>>39647921
AGAIN : cocaine is the drug of choice for niggers and pretentious idiots....

Allow me to explain why cocaine is such a pathetic stupid drug:

If you are familiar with square pegs and round holes, then you'll be able to understand the fact that our brain's receptors have certain molecular structures, a keyhole'....

For any particular chemical to land on the brain's receptors, it must have a unique molecular structure, like a 'key', or else it will not lock into the receptor

Strangely enough, cocaine has the exact same molecular structure as dopamine... Endorphins....

Endorphins are the chemical message we perceive as a sense of 'self-worth' or 'Pride'....

When cocaine is introduced to these receptors the brain receives a message of self-worth... But it's not endorphins, and the Brain realizes this within minutes, sending it into a heightened alert, a panic stage, in which the complete opposite of self-worth and pride envelopes one's self perception...

Suddenly, the individual is overwhelmed with feelings of self hatred and self loathing... The brain goes into Code Red, and tells the body it needs an instantaneous dose of endorphins to recalibrate the system... But since the endorphins are not readily available at this point the subject instead turns to another line of cocaine...

This Catch-22 cycle is repeated over and over and over and over until the subject has run out of money, and still he never received the simple natural dose of endorphins to make himself feel good about himself....

>>39647567
but why these non-sexual things as oppose to others?

>>39647921
After repeated usage, the brain finally gives up, and the body stops producing endorphins altogether... This results in a human being who can no longer experience Pride or self worth or happiness through natural means, and is continually chasing after an endless loop of momentary false feelings of happiness created by further cocaine use...

FACT: although I have experimented with just about every different kind of drug in my life (never used needles) I can honestly say that for the past two years I haven't gotten high at all....

I haven't even smoked a joint... I haven't smoked or snorted anything.... I haven't taken any pills at all, and I haven't drank any alcohol whatsoever...

It appears I have proven you to be an expert in nothing...

I have taken your amateur armchair psychiatrist theories and put them right back where they belong : directly up your well-worn asshole.....

What does it feel like to be such a failure?... I'm dead serious... I would like to know the sensation, because I can't say I've ever experienced it...

AGAIN : what's it like to never get anything right?

>>39648098
I simply used the homosexuality angle to remind you that you are a MAN, and to start acting more gregariously and to exude a comfortable self assuredness like a man, if you want to serve your purpose on this planet...

Waiting for the female to make the move is fine, but it will never occur without you first declaring your position as a self confident man...

I'm on your side

I'm simply using 'in your face' tactics to get the point across

Chuck Taylor's are fucking hot, I think it's just cause I associated them with white girls

>>39646124
>>39646124
has anyone here ever fantasized about pissing inside a vagina?ooriginal

>>39648193
Only YOU can answer why your list of sexual preferences consists of only non sexual elements

Food for thought ?

I hope ALL of you find happiness and closure to any unresolved issues that may interfere with the quality of your life

>>39648251

are you aware that in 2010, the American Psychiatric Association stopped recognizing that as an actual disorder?

(And it was never ever ever recognized as an actual organic disorder, rather it was simply a behavioral disorder)

I thought that you were supposed to be the upper crust of the inteligentsia...

.... You've left a lot to be desired, young man.... Please step up your game before trying again

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>>39646124
Not taking your bait.

>>39647776
You should reroll dude, you almost had quints there. I suppose you aren't wrong though; I am admittedly childish due in part to a general disdain for adults making a vicious attempt at appearing mature and forcing the same ideals on the children under their supervision. That being said; I can't in good conscience concede to the bulk of your (fundamentally) flawed argument given the fact that your premise seems to dictate the vitriolic criticism you're currently slinging.
>ALL fetishes... they're ALL the opposite of sex and sexuality
While many displays of fetishist behavior adhere to this incredibly crude statement you seem to be forgetting that a fetish also entails the obsession and sexualization of anything (ie. vaginal penetration, supple breasts within reason, firm asses and a healthy body fat to muscle ratio). By your argument: a fetish is only a fetish if it's a perversion in accordance with archetypical concepts. What you mean to rally against (provides this isn't autistic shitposting on par with my own) are these same abnormal perversions rather than the entire scope of fetishistic behavior and I would very much appreciate if you take this into consideration.

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>>39648305
FINALLY !!!!

SOMETHING MY WIFE WOULD APPROVE OF, AND SMILE ABOUT !!!!

BLOODY GOOD SHOW !!!

>>39648305
but only the hightop ones the lowcut ones are hard to pull off in a arousing way

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>>39648388

I have a lot of respect for you response

Really, I do....

You are obviously a very intelligent man

I've been on the planet a lot longer than you, and while 25 years ago I might have agreed with you completely, as the years have rolled by, my opinions have become much more concrete....

So while we agree on many points, on others we simply agree to disagree....

(hit me up in 25 years and tell me if you feel the same)

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>>39648388

Ooops

I have a lot of respect for YOUR* response.....

My bad

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pretty vanilla
but defiling a qt white grill's genes with my brown cummies

>>3964760You have made this a very interesting thread and have given me lots to think about.

Thanks, I'm pretty sure you just made me a better person. I've learned something and also have added resolve to "change my behaviour".

Wish there were more anons like you, who actually give enough of a shit to effortpost and beat some sense into the degenerates that frequent this board.

And they all say "aspergers" and bullshit like that. I get it a lot, too, because I effortpost and try and impart wisdom instead of shitpost, but these spergs with ADHD can't keep their dicks out of their hands long enough to actually take any information in; they'd rather take a cock in... TO THEIR ASS.

You, Neptune, are ubermensch.

>>39648493
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

BRAVO !!!!!!!

BRAVO INDEED !!!!

*Stands and applauds*

>>39648499
Thank you, sir....

It's refreshing and rewarding to discover that some of you actually 'get it'...

Danke

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Today,my wife Wendy is being paid $15 an hour to go move heavy furniture out of a bank owned forclosed house

(And she only weighs 92 lbs)

You can say she's kind of a badass

I'm gonna call her and see how everything is going....

Be back soon

>>39647981
Bro, for the first time when reading posts on 4chan, I actually want to meet you irl. I think we'd get on like a house on fire.

Could you psychoanalyse my "fetish" pls? I like tight leggings a lot, but I assume this is because I see (and talk to) lots of attractive girls wearing them and they are very provocative, the way they show the shape of the legs and crotch et al. But my real fetish is one piece swimsuits or leotards. Especially swimsuits. On women, not men. They're just the hottest thing a girl can wear, even better than being naked most the time... First girl I developed a crush on and had sexual feelings for (besides a teacher) was wearing a one-piece when I felt those feelings, so I think that plays a part, but also I think it has something to do with hiding imperfections. Anyway, I'll let you tell me what you think.

>>39648388
In the case that you might argue against my classification of fetish I will include the textbook definition (Merriam Webster).
>fe,tish: a strong and unusual need or desire for something
>: a need or desire for an object, body part, or activity for sexual excitement
>: an object that is believed to have magical powers
We can very obviously discount the third response given the context but the first and second clearly favor my argument. While the first may pay homage to your hamfisted claims of it being unrelated to my afformentioned standards of architypical, sexual behavior you must bare in mind that it does not specify what their usage of the phrase something refers to. It is a general statement that can also allude to hypersexuality being equally as fetishistic as
>BDSM, cuckolding, pissing, feet, etc etc etc...
and by your hackneyed understanding of the topic you must conclude that sexual behavior is inherently fetishistic by nature and therefore; nonsexual.
>TL;DR bitchin logical fallacies my d00d lurk fucking more before you play armchair psychologist

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....she's doing fine....

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Being dominated
SHRINKING fetish (sweat, smells, perspective, unaware, omnipotence)
Feet, socks
Being hypnotized (specially if making me be worthless or feel tiny)

>>39648655
yes, but let meet address this other guys post first and I'll get back to you


>>39648666
I'm not arguing with Webster's Dictionary's definition.... I've never lived my life in a dictionary... I always lived my life in the real world , gaining my knowledge base from real life experiences... While you have correctly copied and pasted from a dictionary, that has no real bearing on where the rubber meets the road, when you lift the hood and take a look inside the real life experiences and Hands-On definition that one learns on planet Earth and dealing with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of different individuals... My opinions have become chiseled in stone as the years have rolled past, and have absolutely nothing to do with other people's perceptions of the concept... If you can learn from my perceptions and opinions, then I feel I have to served some purpose today... But if you insist on referring to semantics, I'm convinced you will simply be shooting yourself in the foot, because my perspective seems to hold true...

>>39648655
Okay... Let me read your post carefully and I will give you my opinion in a second

>>39648783
Is that your wife? Nice. GZ.

I should add that I can perform sexually with "vanilla" conditions, but nothing turns me on more than a girl in a one piece swimsuit, I always wondered wth my fixation could be based on, though.

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Femdom
Reverse Rape
Vore
Feet
Urination
Fatties
Facesitting
Futa on male
Monster girls
Crossdressing
Giantess
Human Toilet and
Snuff pornography

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>>39648655
MY OPINION....

You and I have very very very similar tastes......

I think you're probably right that we would have fun hanging out together

Not only do I NOT find any abnormal content in your preferences, but I agree wholeheartedly

>>39648890
>Reverse Rape
Other examples
>breath of a fish
>roots of a mountain
>beard of a woman
Things that don't exist

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>>39648935
Wut.... I'm... Normal..? I'm almost... disappointed.

Where are you based, Johnny? I'm in middle England. Do you have a web page or something?

smoking fetish

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My FIXATION (not a fetish, and having absolutely nothing to do with sex) is JUMPSUITS, particularly military and police SWAT jumpsuits

When I was a teenager, a friend of mine had a cousin who worked at Cape Canaveral, and one year for my birthday he got me an actual NASA jumpsuit... Not a cheap knockoff but the real thing

It had all of the NASA patches on it and everything... It was for a maintenance crew, not an astronaut

There was something about the way it felt as I slipped into it, and zipped it up the front and suddenly I felt like I was moving a hundred miles an hour even if I was sitting still...

I instantly became hooked

Subsequently, as the years have rolled by, I have always kept a wardrobe consisting mainly of jumpsuits, purchased in police supply shops and actually having purchased federal agent tactical jumpsuits that cost almost $400 each....

Don't ask me what it is because I can't explain it....

It's kind of like the badass masculine version of the one piece skin tight leotard type outfit for women

The police supply companies actually even allow me to get all of the police patches on it and all of the bells and whistles, once I explain to them that I am an illustrator with a flamboyant personality, and that I'm not in any way shape or form impersonating a law enforcement officer

Go figure

(Every guy that sees me wearing my police jumpsuits says they want one too, and girls always tell me how cool it looks)

>>39649014
Lol

I said that you and I have similar tastes

Exactly what about that sounds like I said that your normal?

Hahahahaha

I'm in Georgia in the United States

And I couldn't be any more unhappy about it

My dream is to go to Amsterdam for a week and never return

Ssbbw, bellies, weight gain, stuffing, I just like em fat as fuck, have since I was a wee lad

Okay okay

I'm about to walk across the street and buy some food

Johnnyneptune may be proof that you can never stop being a robot, even if get old and do lots of meth

Johnny how do a top the worst fetish
>being gay

>>39649157
I hope you analyse more anons, it's v. interesting.

I've always wanted to visit Georgia, actually. There's something I just love about the accent; gawd how I would love a Georgia peach to come home to....

So I'm still a weirdo..? WOOPEEEEE

Amsterdam isn't everything it's cracked up to be. Too many shitty immigrants nowadays have turned it into an unpleasant place in my experience! And it ain't alf degenerate. Still, if you ever go, hit me up!

>>39649250
*i stop
Original correction

>>39646124
probably
rape porn
femdom
Trannies
incest

I don't watch more too frequently anymore because of the above. I will break every once in a while but for the most part I can do fine with like regular sexy pictures and imagination.

I remember seeing like just softcore shit on my computer when I was like 12 that managed to slip through my parents parental blocks. Shit got me going like nobodies business, I can see how you'd get addicted to that dopamine rush.