>Kramer: *tsk* She's a roastie
>Jerry: A roastie?
>Kramer: Roastie, Jerry! Roastie!
>Jerry: What does that even mean?
>Kramer: See the sandwich? See how the meat is flapping all around like curtains on open window?
>Jerry: Oh no, she's a roastie?
>Kramer: She's a roastie, alright. Like the aftermath of carving christmas turkey with a power drill
>>39646428
I enjoyed this post very much.
>>39646428
Holy crap animooted
8.5/10 post
>>39646428
Fantastic
Also I just had a Seinfeld marathon yesterday, good stuff anon
Bad/10
:(
Unoriginal
>>39646744
Needs an r9k riffing or an robot improve embedded vid.
>>39646795
Or dubs
>>39646428
>Like an aftermath of carving christmas turkey with a power drill
>Kramer enters Jerry's apartment
>Jerry: What now?
>Kramer: Traps Jerry, TRAPS!
>Jerry: Traps?
>Kramer: You know, a guy, BUT THEY LOOK LIKE A GIRL!
>Jerry: A girl?
>Kramer: A GIRL, JERRY, A GIRL!
>George: I've heard about these, I think I'm going to try it.
>Jerry: You can't be serious.
>George: No, no, I am.
>Jerry: But wouldn't that be gay?
>George: You don't understand Jerry, it's not gay because they have a feminine penis.
>Jerry: This is too much, George.
>George: But-
>Kramer interupts
>Kramer: If it's a guy it's gay George, end of story.
>George: So you're telling me that the only thing that matters is the genitals?
>Kramer: Yeah.
>George: So if it was the other way around you'd be fine with it?
>Kramer: I guess so.
>George: Jerry?
>Jerry: I guess, technically, that'd be straight.
>George: UNBELIEVEABLE!
>>39646428
If anything, Kramer would be totally fine with this and consider it a baseless prejudice. He's always the anti-predudice nice guy.
George would be the one concerned about it. Jerry would be the clueless middle ground, who starts to suspect George is right.
>>39646428
>>39646922
You guys are forgetting that Jerry would have some type of quip making fun of his friends' stupidity.
>>39647072
>Jerry: I think you just described your brain, Kramer
*laugh track*