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I like it when people call, it usually means work

>>37949395
yeah I hate that too

>oh look someone did something I don't understand, now I get to feel smugly superior because I bow to social dictates which may or may not even be relevant to the situation but which I choose to read into it anyway, and it's all right because it's like an emotion and those are good except for anger and hate OF COURSE

using this word is cuck behaviour

Cringe thread OP

Im supposed to be a christian but I'm at a deep spiritual pit. Feel like trash..

>>37949431
Well, perhaps I can help you. Feel free to ask questions and I will answer to the best of my abilities.

>>37949466
I can't live the christian life although I want to. I'm too hung up on my personal selfish dreams, because I've sinned so many times that I've lost all strength and the only way I feel I canbe free is by running away from my life to a far away country. I wanna give to the poor and spread gospel but I can't even keep myself together, so I wanna run away literally

>that kid who brought a dagger to school

was me

>>37949301
there's nothing wrong with that though

it's a hobby which gives you a character in school

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>>37949301
>tfw still have one

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>>37949293
White woman don't prefer one over the other.

Woman don't have any idea what they want you idiot. As long as it's attractive then they want it.

>>37949293
I need to know who this woman is.

I think I'm in love.

Women want money, emotional support, friends who seem like the friends they see on how I met your mother/netflix and ofc haven't you been paying attention... bbc

>>37949290
dOnT bE sTupID bE a SmARtY coME AnD jOIn ThE CoMmuNiST pArTy DUUUURR

>>37949290
Kill yourself

orignalio

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> robots hate wage labour and want to abolish it, they want to be comfy in their nice air-conditioned homes without a care in the world.
> unfortunately they cannot accept this and turn to /pol/ because MUH JEWS N' NIGGERS

>>37949224
>be me
>18
>bored&lonely
>go on omegle
>cringe
>close omegle

>>37949368
omegle was good back when I was a thirsty teen looking for cam tits

now it's a no go

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>that one time you were trying to catfish for keks with a gif on omegle and the random stranger knew your name (first and last)

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>>37949176
>Mundane Matt

These blacks usually hate themselves and want to be white (can't blame them for that)

They repeat right talking points in a desperate attempt to be "LE BASED BLACK GUY" and get praise for literally nothing

Its quite literally virtue signaling and its cringe

>>37949176
No there isn't

I hope my comment's original

>>37949168
every single human is egocentric according to pic related

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>>37949392
it's hard to explain bu no.

egocentric thinking identifies with ego to determine whether it can dominate or must submit. It's rigid-prone behavior that views the world as "scarcity".

the opposite of egocentric is egoless thinking, which is to seek nothing. You are neither enhanced or insecure by the outside world. The world is "abundant" so you will take almost anything that comes to you. You can never be completely egoless, but generally, the less ego you experience, the more "abundant" you are.

>>37949496
I think you don't have that firm of a grasp on these concepts based on how you've explained this

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C-can I touch it? origino

>>37949245
Touch your own, homo.

>>37949252
But I want to touch yours... please I look like a girl you won't be able to tell the difference

>>37949120
if I'm not turned on, every aspect of sex is repulsive to me.
I think people just force themselves to be fine with it because it feels good.
Eating is disgusting too.

>Everytime I fap I feel like trash afterwards

American puritan education at its finest.

>>37949149
>I think people just force themselves to be fine with it because it feels good
That must be it. I never understood how the playboy millionaires can enjoy a 5 star dinner and then go have sex all night long. I cant do that, if I think about sex while eating I wanna puke. Nobody can really like this stuff can they?

>>37949059
whitebots, same question.

>>37949059
Lol no, I actually like being black, unlike most of the house niggers here.

Might be shocking for you to learn but most people are quite comfortable with their race. No thank you.

>>37948947
10% -15% chads, 60-70% normies, 15-30% robots imo.
Most people are normies, then you find some chads which are top tier normies and then you find the robots, which even that there seem that there are not many robots, a lot of them try to look like normies around people or are neets so you dont see them that much. Also note that some percentage of normies and robots would be for cyborgs, which are not robots nor normies at all.

>>37948947
My guess:

94% of men are normies
1% of men are Chads
5% of men are robots

94% of women are normies
5% of women are Stacys
1% of women are fembots

>Do you guys actually believe that only 20% of people get in healthy relationships?
I don't. I think most people get into relationships that makes them happy. Most people have relationships that fail and make them miserable also, but that's pretty much just normal for normie humans and not necessarily "unhealthy".

>>37948947
20% was back in the 70s 80s
Make that 1% for 2010+7
In my eyes everyone is a normie. Robots are just different kind of Normie's.
But as long as you shit piss fuck and speak a language your a human therefore normie.

>>37948915
How is it not early eminem?
>Bullied so hard that he spent a week in coma

>>37948915
bones is right and fucks lots of women
how is he a robot?
its impossible for a good rapper to be r9k

>>37948942
guys legit a hermit never leaves the house, clearly depressed to fuck. Dark A E S T H E T I C , doesn't fuck with anyone.

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Still do since I'm yellow myself.

but only for 2D girls

>>37948879
Extreme yellow fever.

I married Chinese girl I met at uni tho.

Can't wait for my hafu children

>>37949087
>I married Chinese girl I met at uni tho.

What do her feet taste like?

>>37948833
Would your life be ruined if some dude raped you?

>>37948833
Do it and deliver pics faggot.

>>37948853
no. an old man touch my peepee on the bus once. I got a boner but it wasnt traumatic.