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I want to make friends

Can we have a thread where we just talk to each other in a friendly manner?

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Am i the only one who's seen a 200% increase in asexual bullshit threads i even noticed that they had a lot of pictures originating from tumblr
Guys we need to do something about it

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do u have plushies r9k

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>post picture of dick online
>go to sleep
>wake up and check the comments
>they're all insulting me and calling it small
>whole day ruined
I guess I got what I deserved for being a worthless excuse for a man.

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>tfw intrussive thoughts dont let me sleep at night

It mostly about things related to being pernanently alone as Ive never had a gf in whole my life and Im going to be 29 in just a month

I hate my brain so much

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what do normies mean by 'finding yourself'? I want to try it.

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Literally all but one of my female friends have kids. We're all 22-23.

I'm just sitting here wondering when I'm going to get my first boyfriend...

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>be 6'6" good looking ivy league grad
>donate sperm
>have a history of schizophrenia in the family
>don't mention it

Enjoy normies, enjoy

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I'm about to go to a job interview that's 45 minutes away from where I live for a job that pays 11-12 dollars an hour that may/may not even end up hiring me to begin with.

I don't really know if there is too much of a point to my thread. I just wanted to complain.

What's the farthest you guys would be willing to drive to work? This is going to be an extra 90 minutes out of my day, five days out of the week. It sucks dick, but at the same time, its nowhere near a good enough reason to not take the job if its offered to me. I fucking hate job interviews. Something about the prospect of getting up, grooming and cleaning myself, dressing nice, driving somewhere, trying to sell myself and interact with people I don't care about, and then driving home without actually getting anything out of the deal just doesn't sit well with me. Best case scenario they give me a soul sucking job I'll end up hating. Worst case scenario this is a big waste of time and effort that will amount to nothing.

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New Sonichu 11 pages are here.

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Who good at nothing here?

I know technology but just enough to be a help desk cuck (basically going around fixing other people computer like a retarded faggot) instead of working in a server room as a sysadmin or network-admin like a big boy, I tried to learn some networking and sysadmin stuff but end up giving up cuz it's "too hard". I also don't know how to program, when I see other people making cool ass projects on their raspberry pi makes me depressed and insecure about myself. I have absolutely no motivation to get anything done, somebody just fucking kill me.

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>become friends with girl (male) over Steam
>we play games all day, talk all night
>we start sending lewds back and forth
>s(he) starts talking about how difficult it is to find a boyfriend where they live
>mentions that a guy like me is exactly what s(he)'s looking for
>after a night of phone sex, i talk to her about the whole relationship thing
>tell her how i really feel, about her and everything
>tell her bonding like this has brought me to like her
>even though she lives across the country, i still want to be with her somehow
>tells me "sorry, it won't work out. i want to be with someone near me. someone I can cook for"
>instant regret
>s(he) changes topics and starts rambling -- as she always does
>im listening quietly
>i stayed up until 4am for this shit and I have to be at work by 8

I CAN'T EVEN GET A FUCKING INTERNET GIRLFRIEND, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!

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Why are white girls so flawless with great proportions ?

No tits, but thick ass and thighs.

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>visit netherlands and italy
>heard how attractive the people were
>all of them looked below average/average at best
>disgusting dutch food too but not what this topic is about

what gives, robots? why do anons say certain countries are so attractive, when I rarely saw any good looking people
Will visiting russia be the same?

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reallly made me think lads