>become friends with girl (male) over Steam
>we play games all day, talk all night
>we start sending lewds back and forth
>s(he) starts talking about how difficult it is to find a boyfriend where they live
>mentions that a guy like me is exactly what s(he)'s looking for
>after a night of phone sex, i talk to her about the whole relationship thing
>tell her how i really feel, about her and everything
>tell her bonding like this has brought me to like her
>even though she lives across the country, i still want to be with her somehow
>tells me "sorry, it won't work out. i want to be with someone near me. someone I can cook for"
>instant regret
>s(he) changes topics and starts rambling -- as she always does
>im listening quietly
>i stayed up until 4am for this shit and I have to be at work by 8
I CAN'T EVEN GET A FUCKING INTERNET GIRLFRIEND, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!
>>37993167
Nothing OP.
Absolute nothing.
Internet's girlfriend is very rare.
At certain age it's really difficult to have one
How old are you?
>>37993167
Go visit this person irl. Spend a weekend with them. Try some of her cooking, and get a bit lewd. A bit of physical connection will do you some good. Plus, actually having some intimate time with you might make her reconsider her original position, especially once she subconsiously starts getting butterflies in her stomach thinking about the weekend you spent together. No guarantee, but you never know.
>>37993328
i'm 26 and don't talk to anybody. online is legitimately the only way I'm going to find a gf
>>37993167
>girl
>male
What the fuck is that?
>>37993167
>become friends with girl (male) over Steam
Stopped reading.
Don't care what your post is about but kill yourself.
>>37993645
No girls on the Internet.
>>37993645
It's a forced meme here created by tranny fetishists. Please leave while you're still able, your soul gets tied to this place before long and you have to suffer these retards every day.
>>37993167
It's a slut. Use her to find other traps because traps tend to know other traps.
Then dump her ass or make it platonic.
>>37993167
>long distance relationships
gf(male) is right, they are a waste, do not bother ever
>>37993167
>Girlfriend
This is what robot perma-virgins actually believe
>>37993167
>girl(male)
i hate this board, but i still come back
>>37993167
stop talking to mentally ill faggots on the internet
>>37993167
>tfw pretended to be a girl in runescape for free shit and would get bfs
>>37994032
Pretending to be a girl really gives you perspective on just how easy females have it in life. Yet they believe they're "oppressed," fucking hate them.
>>37993167
Well you're a faggot for starters.