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>>38032368
I wanna die.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not originaI.

>>38032368
The world can go to hell.

>being an artist

Better neck yourself.

>>38032586

look on the bright side, at least youre not an INFP.

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ywn have a thicc bf
why live

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Kek Both filenames

>>38032316
But I don't want to suck your eyes.

I used to be like this. Only learned how at 22. Its alright. Bought a second hand shitbox with lots of dents and a broken radio but I don't listen to music anyway.

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>>38032270
Aren't you scared you'll become another Nikki Katsouras?

>>38032245
By that logic i would never live at my house because at any moment a burglar might come in beat me up and steal my shit.

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>visit random musician's website
>file start automatically downloading

>>38032202
Yes. Viruses scare the shit out of me. The idea that your privacy could be swept away at the mercy of some sandnigger without you even knowing it is a scary thought.

Not really, if it all goes to shit there's still Linux

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>>38032125
>having sex with a girl
>wanting love

Pick one, retard.

>>38032125
Why didn't you eat it out of her anon?

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>>38032177
Ewww


This is original

>>38032118
Depends on how much you indulge yourself really.
College is definitely the place to meet new people since you don't have the cool vs the uncool people. You simply have the scum that is all of you together.
But you have to go out of your way and socialize especially in the first 2-4 weeks. Hang around with a group of guys you stand close to and join the conversation. If somebody mentions he's going for a drink ask to come along, dont wait to long to make connections and you should be fine

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iktf. you're gonna have to try hard in college if you want friends. I think I made at least one friend maybe two, that I'll keep in touch with.

>>38032118
OP don't sweat it too much, don't base yourself of normie shit. Do well in your studies and it will pretty much all come to you cause that's what uni is like

>>38032072
Only normies care about how trendy their lingo is.

If it's a definition or alludes to something, let it be that way.

>>38032096
this

sometimes you gotta say it bc op is literally, unironically, fucking cringe-inducingly autistic. just fucking go.

>>38032096
No. You guys sound like retarded faggots. Shut the fuck up and get off my god damned board kid

>>38031985
Lose weight you fat fuck.
You make gamers look like losers.

>>38031985
A slow motion gif of this guys chair tipping over would be a godsend

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>>38031985
Kek'd cuckie2988

This was me until age 18 when I said fuck it and went to a party and """"""""""raped"""""""""" a girl and turned everything around

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>>38032107
>turned everything around

So anyhow, as a 19yo virgin, how am I going to last if i ever get laid? I jack off regularly but don't Death grip

Its reversed for me, when i was a kid, I was pretty much trash. Im 24 now, really grown up and have a pretty good apperance, both in face and clothes. If u saw me on the streets you would consider me a chad, i fucking do aswell, in apperance only. I have fucking hard time keeping eye contact with someone, doesnt make it easy.. girls think im not intressted and leave.

>>38031861
Just buy a gun and go shoot inna mountains.
Or anything else, women are for fucking, vato.
Be a man and be on your own.

>>38031861
Just tell us what did you do to her.

>>38031969
Shit. I forgot she's a fembot. Eh. It doesn't matter if I'm dead.

>Made fun of appearance
>Got into fight with her family
>Weird stalker shit
>I am a failure at school, work, etc.
>NEET in the making
>I'm unempathic according to her

Yes, quite a few times. Everyone did, even the chads.

But I went to a high school with 118 kids in grades 7-12 so everyone knew each other and no one made a big deal out of it.

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>>38031836
this only happens at majority white schools so no

I pantsed this guy at the back of the line in 4th grade, it was the new meme at school after benching.

WTF???
THIS SERVER IS FILLED WITH CP

Bumppity boooo

Bump

Click here to find out how Hillary can still win.

>>38031763
>being a virgin sucks so much
How do you know that not being a virgin is any better? Also, fags need to get off my board.

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>>38031800
Because I want at least one good thing going for my life: having sex. I'm tired of masturbating.

Same situation buddy. I had a hemorrhoid though so I'm kinda scared getting my anus pounded might hurt or cause a prolapse or something.

>no ants
It's like you want to miss out on being a millionaire

>>38031579
>muh chinese eth

Get rekt noob

How do you do it op? I want to learn before I'm forced into becoming a wagie slaving to earn Mr shekelstien money

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>r9k
>sex with a girl

>>38031538
What the fuck is this shitty music? And why is it on all of these videos?

>>38031538
only stacies brag about the cock they took
good warning sign to be honesto