Grindr

>>38031763
>being a virgin sucks so much
How do you know that not being a virgin is any better? Also, fags need to get off my board.

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>>38031800
Because I want at least one good thing going for my life: having sex. I'm tired of masturbating.

Same situation buddy. I had a hemorrhoid though so I'm kinda scared getting my anus pounded might hurt or cause a prolapse or something.

>>38031841
Do you already insert things inside your ass?

>>38032048
no. I've put my pinkie in a few times though.

>>38032184
I think you should try something bigger, if nothing happens it probably means you're ok for sex.

>>38032363
Will do. I've been thinking about buying an anal plug or something. Scared mummy might unbox it though.

bump orijinal

>>38031763

Having sex is really good, but just as a leisure, isnt really that important

I suggest trying to find a cool guy and not just a stud, sex with someone that somewhat matters feels even better

>Mind cross dressing

Lmao, ask what the person is into. But I can say for sure that crossdressing is enjoyed by a looot of people

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>>38031763
I've had the same thought, but avoided it for several reasons:
1) relatively few gays using it nearby thanks to where I live
2) I doubt there are any feminine enough dudes that are willing to use such a site and not already in a relationship
3) I'd still far rather have sex with someone I actually care about; a one night stand type deal really isn't my thing
4) concerned using it could out me; I'm bisexual with a strong preference for feminine looks/personality so I don't want to open that can of worms regarding family and friends unless I get in a serious relationship with a dude
5) I don't expect it would change much, aside from maybe some insecurity about my pencil dick
6) I have no meaningful experience with so much as kissing so that's sure as fuck not going to help

And a dozen other reasons I won't list for brevity.
I guess it could really help self-esteem for some people, but if you're a true robot it seems unlikely to have a big impact just due to the personality types/mental illnesses that incline us to be considered outcasts.

Personally I'd far rather try to get a cute robot GF/BF willing to put up with my abundant flaws, watch anime, and cuddle with me every day, but by now I know full well how life treats me.
That's about as likely as getting me struck by a lightning bolt that incinerates my winning lottery ticket.

tl;dr - Do what you want but I wouldn't recommend that path.
Even if it goes relatively well, don't expect your life to magically turn around like anyone nervous/depressed/whatever having one "victory" in a Hollywood movie.

Wow typing all that really didn't help my mood. Have some 2D QTs.

am i the only one surrounded with fat hairy bulky men? I JUST WANT FEMININE TWINKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Being a fag is even worse then being a virgin.

>>38033062
>>38033141
I'm sure it is better to find someone special, but I'm too autistic to do that.

>>38033294

Oh well, so go for those dicks

Just watch out for STD :y

And how good do you look crossdressing ? It might be interesting to put a pic on Grindr doing that, to catch attention

>>38033337
I look ok I guess, my body being pretty small and my face not overly masculine helps... thanks for the advice.

>>38033488

No problem, and good luck on that fuck quest

Dont forget to come by again to post on /r9k/ how it went :y

>>38032363
Buy local and pay in cash, also lube, a nice lot of lube.

>>38033141
Anon post location you sound like a good bf.

>>38034183
I doubt I would be, but I don't remember ever hearing of another robot in Kentucky anyway.

>>38034366
We shit it's always Americans on here.

>>38031763
>honestly being a virgin sucks so much
No, it really doesn't.

>>38031820
>I want at least one good thing going for my life: having sex
It's not good in the least if you just hook up with someone at random out of desperation.

Location desu no?

>>38031763
I like how your solution to being a virgin, rather than doing anything to try fix your issues and make yourself an attractive mate, is to become a faggot. I can see why no woman wants you.

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>>38035073
Actually there is nothing you can do. If you are still a virgin over 20 (like myself) there is no helping it. You already lost the moment you were born. We are genetic dead ends. No matter how hard we try. Society has deemed us unworthy. The only thing we can do is work till we die. Just like worker drones in a beehive.

>>38035073
his fetish is crossdressing. why would he try and hookup with a woman? what women want doesn't matter cause they're gross animals. only men are intelligent enough to ever give you validation. women are cattle used for their womb only

>>38031763
>honestly being a virgin sucks so much
lol wait til you find out how little it matters, you're setting yourself up for disappointment

>>38031763
try tinder first lol

>>38035341
Faggots are no better than roasties. I'd hardly call such animals "men". They're degenerates and cancer.

>>38031763
>go to gym
>rape a girl cuz then youre actually physically
cabable of doing so you fucking loser.