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>>38071915
Go join a cartel instead, anon.

Narco cultura forever, robots. Zetas Vieja Escuela!

>>38071962
The Cartel is shit compared to the Yakuza.

>>38071986
The yakuza haven't done anything noteworthy since 1994.

Los Zetas are currently estimated to be more heavily armed than ISIS. Yakuza ain't shit no more compared to the cartels.

honestly now that I think about it, no. that is one of the biggest red flags out there

>>38071830
No, that's the red flag of all red flags

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>>38071830
>r9k
>knowing what a red flag would be
>knowing anything about women
Why are you trying?

>>38071795
Bought a used stratocaster a few weeks ago. Kinda wanting to buy a decent acoustic now

Got a squier affinity strat 3 months ago.
I like it but I get so mad when I fuck up.

>>38071795
I have the same one anon but im lefty I can take pic if u wan see

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>>38071777
Lemme get a rum and coke.

I'm going fishing tomorrow. Hopefully I'll catch something for my family to eat. Huehuehue

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>>38071777
I want a Rose gf

>>38071777
Let me get vanilla vodka and some coke with no ice, and here's a tip for those excellent looking trips.

>>38071731
>probably wouldn't be a photo

Yeah probably not, only the richest nobles could afford cameras.

>>38071849
Would be dark to as it was taken at knight

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>>38071849
>only the richest nobles could afford cameras.
This sarcasm lmao.

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>>38071725
Well, m8 that's cuz you're a virgin. Your virgin walk won't change unless you do something bout that virginity m8

>>38071725
it's literally something that only happens because you're too self-aware, just try not to think about it and just be yourself

>>38071725
>Tfw don't have to worry about virgin walk since I barely go outside.

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>>38071617
>life is half over

>>38071617
>year is half way done
>haven't accomplished any of my goals I've set back on January 1

I'm such a failure

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>>38071617
Birthday was already 2 weeks ago

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>>38071600
down robot, down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWu4Ayab0VE&index=1

21 Savages - All that Smoke

the whole beta alpha thing messes with me because it's so malleable

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>>38071529
my friend will oldham took that picture

What album are you talking about OP?

have a bump meme poster

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>new month
>moneyyy

>>38071513
>tfw was just about to make a thread with the exact same text and image

Where the fuck does all the time go man, I still feel like it's 2013

>>38071498
>GoodGoy
Pass

>>38071498
Tomokoposters are universally niwaka weebs, so sageru my (not) friend!

Spergysauce#6782 uh, everyone is welcomed I guess

>>38071494
Ha, my grandmother calls me her "giant" how's it feel knowing your ancestors think you're puny?

>>38071665
Even though I'm nearly 6'4", tallest in my entire family.
Lately I feel absolutely puny.
Th-thanks granny.

>>38071715
Don't feel bad

I'm actually 6'2, I'm just not a lanklet

>>38071468
It's voodoo nigga. Get rid of it. This bitch I pissed off tried to bury chicken bones in my backyard.

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>>38071468
So I'm looking on this website about witchcraft and voodoo shit, so I'm gonna see what kinda spell she's tryin' to cast.

>>38071468
Can I have some more details about what happened so I can further investigate. What time, what was she doing before, etc..

>>38071446
I'm a gurl ( yes, i know ) but i feel like a lost boy. We are spiritual siblings anom

>>38071482
fuck you femanon you are a lie there are no girls on the internet you trap fag

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>>38071482
how can you feel lost you have all the genetic advantages in the world all you gotta do is not be fat and flash the cootch and ur good i have to do a million things im a KHV at 21 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38071385
>shemale porn
gee, I wonder why

You lost all that masculine energy. Being horny raises test.

I've been trying nofap for the past weeks (I can only last a few days)
I've noticed the voice thing, I also noticed that my dick feels much bigger.
Has anyone else felt this?