>tfw i cant stop doing the virgin walk

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>>38071725
Well, m8 that's cuz you're a virgin. Your virgin walk won't change unless you do something bout that virginity m8

>>38071725
it's literally something that only happens because you're too self-aware, just try not to think about it and just be yourself

>>38071725
>Tfw don't have to worry about virgin walk since I barely go outside.

>not a virgin
>still virgin walk

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>tfw chad did the virgin walk and people think im copying him now

>>38071725
do you really losing your virginity will change everything about your life?

its a work in progress. and judging by the fact that youre still a virgin and complaining about it on the internet odds suggest youll be a loser forever even after you lose the v-card.

He does the "virgin who learned about the virgin walk trying to not virgin walk walk" LMFAO

>Forces himself to keep his chin up and look parallel to the ground, it looks forced and he is clearly uncomfortable and has to manually stop his head from craning downwards.
>Intentionally forces himself to make eye contact but can only manage it for very short bursts so it just looks odd and neurotic to others. If he does manage to hold contact it just ends up becoming a creepy stare.
>Knows he should be swinging his arms so he manually swings his arms but either not enough to appear legitimate or too exaggerated, neither are realistic and based on comfortable movement.
>Doesn't always try to pass people anymore but still gets internally pissed off at the person walking more slowly than him who is ahead of him
>Still insecure about how he walks, people can still tell something is off.
>Manually reviews in his head what he has to be doing next to conceal his virginity as he walks.

>>38072906
how new are you faggot?
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