Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3273. page

>>38084835
All you had to say was "does /r9k/ really think?"
and the answer would be no

>>38084835
Women don't use robots for anything. I'm sure there's an engineering joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to think of one.

All you're saying is that beta providers who end up marrying washed up roasties are getting the short end of the stick. We all know that already.

>tfw I am the slut sister

Both my brothers are major robots and forsure virgins.

>>38084812
Its like a hundred times easier for women to get laid op.
Dont beat yourself up over it

>>38084812
>dem gargoyle feet
hot

try this album

miami beach spunds like it to me

https://miketenay.bandcamp.com/album/jacuzzi

>>38084840
Thanks, i really appreciate it
Oaoaoriginal

now now threads. look it up on youtbe.

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>>38084712
*slaps you*

SNAP OUT OF IT SOLDIER! For real tho the video was made to guilt people about abortions. And all that" it could grow up to be this " Bullshit, have you seen the world my man, fuck just look at the people on this board alone. Go to the store, fuck take a walk and look at all the sorry SOBs out there, being born a human being is the worst existence possible. Abortion might seen cruel, but it's a thankless favor to those who might be.

Fuck, imagine if Hitler was aborted. It would truly have been a terrible world without him. I am now convinced that abortion is wrong.

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this hits too close to home
just when i thought it was all over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj-B42gXcoQ

>>38084703

>pure waifu

You can find someone in your 30s, but definitely not that

>>38084703
monk mode is the highest abode, seek not the vile quarters of the gf, that which brings pain, misery, suffering, poverty, regret, deciet. seek the highest heavens that which brings, peace, tranquilty of mind, control, understanding, knowladge, wealth and wisdom

>>38084703

I'm in my 40s and there are quite a lot of females around 35-40s willing to settle.

sadly 99% used goods, 1% virgin but not willing to date a neet like me

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>>38084686
>being smart makes you not ugly
shut the fuck up

>>38084706
Fuck off.
Smart people dont get any sympathy from me and they shouldn't get it from anyone

>>38084736
this fucking retard thinks being smart nullifies autism
ever heard of a highly functioning autistic, huh retard?

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>>38084665
Hey fuck you man I love it here! I'm so glad I'm going to this shitty fucking school instead of any of my other choices! Best years of my life!!

>>38085789
Is UD really that bad?

>>38085824
About as bad as that time I got Hep A in Guatemala.

T. Grad

>>38084615
Holy fuck reading my own post made me feel like a fucking idiot

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>tfw they are attracted to you and then after 5 minutes of talking to you you can see their mind visiibly changing

>>38084615
This....you are not alone dude

And you are not qualified to be anyone's lover because you don't know what true love is.

>>38084583
Okay but first listen to my soliloquy:
>Oh woe is me! How could expect anyone to wish to be my friend, let alone more? I reveal my true colors and how shallow, untrustworthy, and unsupportive of a person I truly am. I am not a good person!

>>38084583

Well la de da, look at miss privileged princess.

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>>38084528
>I've fallen for a roastie, what do i do?
give it time she herself will systematically destroy any feelings you have for her.

You can start by leaving this board

>>38084517
That's how you get an STD the retarded way.

>>38084517
This thread again

Just fuck your brother, anon.

>>38084517
That's one of those things that sounds really hot, like getting throatfucked by random old men from craigslist, but will result in an STD. >>38084544
has it right.

>>38084511
You have to use them as a hobby, not an escape

>>38084562
ok, so how do I do that?

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Play fun games

Step 8.) Complete JLPT. Take the Harder JLPT exam next year (N2 in 2018 if you took N3, if you took N2 and passed in 2017, aim for N1 in 2018 because why not)

Step 9.) Get associate's degree from your community college. Get a full-time job and save money. You need at least $26,000 in the bank.

Step 10.) Take 2018 or 2019 JLPT. Pass. Remember, if you fail the exam, you are fucked. Do Not fail the exam. It is only administered once a year. This will be your N2 certificate or N1 certificate. This is your ticket to Japan, TIP: If you have acquired N2 or N1 before getting your associate's degree, it is technically possible to move to Japan "early" on under-graduate visa to complete your bachelor's, but for most learners, you will have to wait until you have a bachelor's

If you got this far, you're probably one of the chosen ones. From here on will entail how you transition to moving to Japan from where you are now, so please be mentally ready for what lies ahead

Step 11.) Acquire N2 or N1 certificate based on how good your japanese study was. Acquire bachelor's degree from your community college. Have $26,000 in your bank account.

The door is now open. Your path to Japan is finally open, anon

Select one of the following steps and pursue that specific step until its completion and you will finally live in Japan and earn a japanese flag icon on 4chan

Step 12a.) Student visa method - Apply to japanese university. Show everyone your N2 or N1 certificate to bypass japanese learning school requirement. Enter japanese university on scholarship. Stay in japanese university until you find good job, then leave school and transfer to work visa

Step 12b.) Work visa method: Use the website Gaijob to find a job in japan and apply. Show bachelor's degree, and if required for a translator job, N2/N1 certificate.

Step 12c.) Marriage visa method: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Literally all of them.

>>38084492
Sounds great, but why?

Step 12d.) JET Method: Apply to JET Programme. This method does not require $26,000 so if you have trouble acquiring $26,000 this is the method for you. Be warned: JET is 80% autism. You will have severe autistic co-workers who are NOT prepared for Japan. You will be one of the sane, strong 20%. Use time in JET looking for a different job. JET Is a dead-end job, it is only used to get your foot in the door. You will be employed in Japan for a while, use your days off and vacation pursuing other jobs. Also, JET does not require N2. HOWEVER. Your jobs after JET while require Japanese knowledge, so N2 is still highly reccomended if your future is in Japan. Bachelor's degree still required for this method

Apply for JET here (only if doing Step10d): https://jetprogramusa.org/
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Step 12e.) 10 years work experience

If you can't get a bachelor's degree, and you can't get a japanese girlfriend, but you can save $26,000, there is one method for you. If you work the same job for 10-years consecutively, you can apply for japanese job of the same type. For example: Chef in 10 years in America > Chef in Japan. This is the only step besides a marriage visa that does not require bachelor's degree or N2 requirement.

Step 12f.) Rich as fuck method

If you are "Rich as fuck", there is an easy shortcut to Japan. Attend a JLS for 6 months > 2 years. Find a 5-star JLS here: https://gogonihon.com/ - You will spend roughly $30,000 for 2 years in japan. They will teach you Japanese. At the end of 2 years, they will help you apply to Japanese university if you do not have bacheor's degree. If you have bachelor's degree, they will help you find a job in Japan.

THATS IT. These are the only SIX "Real" methods to entering Japan. Pick 1 of these 6. That's all you get. Seriously.

Good luck anon, you'll need it.

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rain is the ideal comf

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anyone just want to talk while posting comfy pictures?
we had threads like that on /bant/ for a while but all the regulars left

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>>38084394
This is bad how?

Keep it in your race.

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>>38084394
>not watching this qt hapa get blacked