>tfw you're autistic yet you attract about every woman

>>38084615
Holy fuck reading my own post made me feel like a fucking idiot

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>tfw they are attracted to you and then after 5 minutes of talking to you you can see their mind visiibly changing

>>38084615
This....you are not alone dude

>>38084645
this hurts me so much
women come up to me all the time and I can talk to them a bit but after a while it's just obvious that I've fucked up

Too relatable origi

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>tfw you're autistic and ugly so you're basically the least likeable person ever

>>38084615
>>38084645
>>38084683
>I'd be a total Slayer if I wasn't so autistic
It's hard to believe anyone prone to frequenting this website would have a natural capacity to attract women. Either you're both autistic chads or you misinterpret a woman's initial open cordiality as sexual attraction.

>men and women approach me often because I have a relatively cute face
>start stuttering and shaking uncontrollably because I have severe social anxiety
>they give me a disgusted look and find a very non-convincing excuse to leave or ask me of I'm okay in the most condescending fucking way

>>38084615
Kek you are literally the archetypical harem anime protagonist

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Baby I know you need me, like I need you
But I'm not the one you wanna love
So just
Pop a couple bands with a nigga like me
Loving ain't the same with a nigga like
You use to them but ain't no loving me
I hear what you would say and girl it's clear to see
You should just drink a couple drinks with a nigga like me
You probably go insane with a nigga like me
Let's just party till we can't, ain't no loving me
And I'm the one to blame, ain't no loving me
So don't come looking for love

>>38084740
>flicks her hair
>keeps glancing in my direction
>positions her body so its in line with mine
>gets twitchy when I make a move
>deep sighs

k

>>38084615
>basically this but only as a first impression.

Then they realize it's not a quirk but actual autism. It happens from time to time

>>38084740
>autistic chads
Now that's an oxymoron

>>38084615
>>>38084740

>>deep sighs
You do realize women breathe when youre not around, right?

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>women are attracted to you in any way
>still on this board

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>>38084829
>get an okay result in the genetic lottery when it comes to looks
>dysfunctional autist NEET who can't form friendships, much less get a GF
Master race. The true robot, much like any automaton, has a sleek and non-disgusting surface, but inside it is far from human.

>>38084824
Do you sigh when you breathe? Do you breathe with your mouth open?

>>38084799
>Flicks her hair
Women do this all the time. Check is she does it with others
>Glances in my direction
Lol
>Positions her body
If she's talking to you, that seems like standard enough body language etiquette
>Gets twitchy
You might make her nervous being such a spaz
>Deep sighs
Again, might just be her thing

How would you rate yourself, out of 10 I hear so many people on here claim to be socially awkward qts, though it's often hard to believe them

>>38084966
well I have notices the hair flicking goes into overdrive when they are around me.
>lol
not trolling they do, I figured is to see if I'm checking them out.
>IF she is talking to you
they do it when I'm not even talking to them, they position themselves as to get my attention.
>make her nervous
yup I bet I Do, but is not because I'm a spaz.
>Must be her thing
k

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>>38084615
>tfw you're almost this delusional
>/r9k/ tells you that you look like a chad
>unsure if I'm actually attractive
>see myself and think no way
>occasionally think I'm getting hit on
>no gf

I don't know if I'm just ugly, or just autistic, but I'm pretty sure it's a combination of both. Being a 5/10 makes /r9k/ think you're hot.

>>38085186
Post your pic then

Orijelly

>>38085059
I bet you make her nervous because of your MEATY MANLY CHAD COCK that's she's thirsting for and not because you're starting at her tits and talking about yu gi oh

>>38085220
dis how I got banned the other day
not again you trickster

>>38085220
Can't m8

>>38085059
I assume you assume you're at least an 8/10, based on the way you've responded.

Have you tried tinder?

>>38085266
no I look like shit on cam
weird.

>>38084615
I'm literally you

>>38084615
>at the pub
>friends invite girls at our table
>keep it cool, making small talk
>inevitably fall for girl
>tell her I like her and I would kiss her but don't know how to make a move
>she grabs my head and kisses me

Happened two times and other times girls were just showing interest in me but I didn't know what to do.

I mean, I most likely look like chad or at least a lumberjack(because I have a beard and chad usually is shaved) but I cannot for the love of god know what to say. I always sperg out and talk about world of warcraft and how I'd main Night Elf but the pose he has is so fucking dull and lame while the Blood Elf's pose is cool as fuck. And if it's not world of warcraft it's obscure movies normies don't understand because "nothing happens lol".

>>38086628
me

Im just so awfully blunt that I cant help but make girls squirm

>>38086628
>at the pub
>friends
>play's social games like MMOs
>watch movies

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>>38084615
I've had 2 girls in the past 2 years want to be in a relationship but i never had a gf or been laid so i dunno what to do. I know once i lose my v card ill be good but im so nervous about them finding out im a virgin i just dont make a move