Tfw no cute housewife to come home and bend over the counter as she's cooking and fuck after a long day at work
>wife
You gay or something faggot
That would ruin all the timings and destroy the food
>>39500642
Wanting shit like this is why you're still a virgin. No women wants to be a housewife, they never have, and no women wants to fuck unless they're good and ready for it.
Guys,
Should I watch batman vs superman or TDKR?
Appreciate the response during this difficult decision. :)
Watch the cartoons instead.
That's not a joke they are actually better and tell the story closer to the way that's Comics went.
>>39500604
BvS is one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen, and I have seen some shit movies.
Be a big guy and watch TDKR.
>>39500604
>BvS was awful
>don't know what tdkr means
/comfy/ - Communist Daughter Edition
Post comfy images
Post comfy music
Post comfy feels
You're a fucking faggot you flopping bender
Semen stains the mountaintops
Originalo
>>39500572
Im learning communist daughter on guitar senpai
Do you have a simple childhood memory that you could never forget?
When I almost got ran over by a car and my dad fucked me up with his belt.
I have a few but they're all relatively insignificant.
Some carnie employee yelling at me when I was in a bumper car because I was too small to reach the foot pedals
His screaming (probably just shouting because of all the noise but it freaked me out), the other big kids slamming their cars into mine, it wasn't very pleasant
"Hey white boy, wanna try some of this?"
fucking degenerate with a nose ring smoking mind numbing garbage.
c-can you suck my dick plez
>>39500560
Shes married so I'd try it then rape her, when she gets pregnant her and her husband have to deal with it and my seed gets carried on
"A woman should give her man sex whenever he wants it."
Is this a controversial opinion? What are your thoughts on it?
I'm biased as a man but I think in a committed relationship such as marriage a dynamic such as that seems appropriate. However it would be a bad idea in a relationship that is still in its courtship stage.
>>39500527
it's a dumb idea because the wording implies that women possess sex and dole it out
rather than the reality being that sex is a mutual activity arising between two or more people
>>39500607
"A woman should have sex with her man whenever he wants it."
Better?
Remember to ALWAYS put /britfeel/ in the subject kids edition
Eh, I'll jump over, go on then
someone please explain to me why I like cut up anime grills
Posting in this one tbqh
Just purchased the deluxe edition for 25 usd. Hoping it wasn't a poor choice.
>>39500426
Guess what anon...
Prepare to feel
and for awesome music
>>39500426
STUPID GUN!
What do we think about makeup? Is it a problem?
>>39500405
It should be illegaI
I don't really care as long as they don't make themselves look like clowns.
There should be a requirement to post the ingredients of makeup and strict standards of what chemicals are allowed within makeup.
A friend asks you to kick him in the balls, do you and how hard ?
Yes
Hard enough to hurt but not hard enough to do permanent damage.
>>39500404
Depends on the friend, but probably without hesitation and full force.
>>39500404
Kick him anywhere but the balls instead
Do you guys have any videos of people like us being autistic in public?
I wanna be able to let people know why i dont leave my house
https://youtu.be/Y981k2pSfY8?t=1m2s
>vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly_3MjVZGco
heas autistic as fuck you can tell only by his look anyways. dont wanna start talking about his interviews. He leaves his house and makes millions even tho he is an sperglord.
Favorite of mine.
https://youtu.be/DUrE_J4OTyw
Are bronies still a thing?
>>39500548
i can't tell if this is in english or not
>tfw mommy is getting me Taco Bell tonight
HOLY SHIT I'M SO EXCITED
>>39500370
what's she ordering you op?
get the chicken quesadea OP
>>39501569
I just ate it, was good
I had
>Crunchwrap Supreme
>Double Decker Taco
>Chalupa Supreme
>Pintos and Cheese
H-how do you cope with knowing your oneitis waifu cutie will never be real?
>oneitis
>waifu
i don't think these terms should be conflated
>>39500424
yeah OP is a retarded newfag
and a furry
and an idiot who creates problems for himself out of imaginary internet bullshit
>>39500454
i know who your waifu is and i will ballshoot on her internal imagery
I don't get why I am such a lazy asshole. I just want to be a good person, with good relationships and go out and achieve but I fucking don't. I'm sick of my myself and I even get on my own nerves. I've never had a real friend, never had a gf, family all hates me. I'm all I have. Why the fuck can't I just be a good successful person?
>>39500364
I know that feel, brother.
It's been the same ever since high school, I'll get some kind of responsibility, never actually do it, and then feel like shit after the fact.
It's an endless cycle
>>39500508
exactly, I never follow through with anything, and I'm never committed. people don't wanna be around someone like me. I haven't spoken to anyone other than family for weeks. it's hell.
>>39501058
Maybe some day we'll break out of the cycle, maybe
Godspeed to you, brother
https://geoguessr.com/
This is my favorite time waster. Post your scores.
This was a particularly bad round for me.
>>39500297
I usually get 14000 - 18000 on the US only version
also, i just posted a link for this today >>>/pol/39496403
Did I get you hooked on this, or did you already know about it?
I got 13863 on my first try. Worldwide.
>>39500414
hrmm...lets try that again >>39496403