Do you have a simple childhood memory that you could never forget?

When I almost got ran over by a car and my dad fucked me up with his belt.

I have a few but they're all relatively insignificant.

Some carnie employee yelling at me when I was in a bumper car because I was too small to reach the foot pedals

His screaming (probably just shouting because of all the noise but it freaked me out), the other big kids slamming their cars into mine, it wasn't very pleasant

when i dropped a rock on a lizard and its eyeball flew out

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>>39500565
Small city
mobs of us running around the sidewalks and running into the (common grounds) = the streets had side areas where you could walk to another street and between those was green grass with trees and small hills.

Rural Lake
Going to the beaches that rarely had people besides us, me and my brother would explore the beach side and make fires and cook fish we caught at a young age.

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>>39500565
Playing "Party" with my same-aged niece and how it would always end up in me showing her my pee pee.

>>39500565
My brother being a fucking annoying asshole and my parents punishing me for trying to get him to stop.
My childhood summarized.

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>>39500565
Yeah. When I was about 12 or 13, I used to go to cousin's house pretty much every Friday after school. I would spend the weekend and go back to my home at morning on Monday. My cousin would leave for school in the morning, and since I would only go during the afternoons (that's how it works here, you choose your time period) we would leave his house together and part ways, and I would go back to my home on foot. I had money to take the bus, but there was something nice about taking the 3km long walk. I had my backpack with some games, and I would get back feeling comfy and rested after playing during the whole week with the only two friends I had.

I try to walk alone sometimes, trying to recreate those feels, but they don't come back. They'll never go back, and one day those fond memories will fade away, just like my future.

>>39500565
>be somewhere between 8 and 12 I guess
>summer dusk time in back yard with little sister
>swinging on swingset
>can see moon clearly despite being rather bright out
>tell sister the moon looks like it's falling
>she seriously starts freaking out and getting scared and telling me to stop saying that
>start laughing at her
>hiccup and belch at the exact same time which makes me laugh much harder
>at the deepest part of my laugh, hiccup again and start vomiting *only* out of my nose
>sister screams which makes me laugh even harder
>hiccup again and continue to vomit out of nose
>manage to force out "THE MOON IS DOING THIS!" while laughing and nose vomiting
>sister keeps screaming and runs inside
>fall over laughing
>pull self together after couple moments
>go inside and blow nose clear of vomit in bathroom, still not completely recovered from laughing
>turn around to leave bathroom
>for split second see sister standing there with giant stuffed polar bear before she launches it at my head
>adrenaline reflex kicks in and I catch it
>causes me to simultaneously fart, shit pants and shout NOOOOOO!

>>39501748
what the fuck man
Are you even human

>>39500583
I bet you never got run over by a car again. Your dad learned you good.

>>39502064
when you laugh hard enough, your body does weird stuff. Your legs can give out, you lose motor control, you can become incontinent and piss yourself, you can start crying, all kinds of weird shit. It's great.

Drinking cheap Lambrusco wine on the Gianicolo hills overlooking Rome. Love that memory.

>>39501242
That's a beautiful memory man

>>39500565

Yeah sure. Riding bicycle down to corner store with neighbour kids. Buying beef jerky and a slushy, and playing a round of street fighter II (the only machine the store had). Going to sledding hill in -25 C weather because fuck it i wanna go sledding cold or no cold.

>>39500583

Speaking of which,

>be, i dunno maybe four or five
>hop in the car parked on the driveway to turn the steering wheel and mess with the dials and knobs
>move the gear shift to neutral
>driveway had a slight downward slope
>car moving
>i don't do anything about it because i'm having fun
>weeeeeeee
>car goes across the street and hits a car parked there
>well that was fun
>get thoroughly chewed out for messing with the car without supervision

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>>39501748
>>THE MOON IS DOING THIS!
Oh lord I can't breathe.

Bad memory: I was bitten in the torso by a shark in Hawaii, and I don't like swimming in open water now. Also, no more bikinis for me, scars are bad.

Good memory: My two dogs gave birth to puppies. It was so magical. I wish I could have kids some day.

>>39501242
That's a nice memory anon.

>>39502585
>Also, no more bikinis for me, scars are bad.
Maybe instead of being a whore you could wear a one-piece.

Me and my dad playing time crisis 2 at the local bowling alley, we burnt through 70 dollars or something because we we're both shit, but we had alot of fun. Dad let me have the last coins and we managed to beat the last boss. Good memory.

Random moments of me and my friends just dicking around the neighborhood, with scooters and firecrackers and getting yelled at by angry old people while we ran away.

Memories of me and my brother playing various ps2 games together.

There alot of the good memories, just not any defining moments where things would never be the same after. That didnt happen untill my teenage years.

>>39502662
It was a joke, mostly.

>>39500565
I was really little and we were on a camping trip in the mountains. I was standing too close to the edge of a cliff and I nearly slipped off a goddamn mountain but my dad saved me. I was too young to even realize I had nearly died.

>>39501748
Anon is a God

I would go over to my friend's house when i was around twelve and while our parents talked up stairs we would play COD zombies. We would play the town map unil 10 at night. I remember our record being ~32.

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>>39500565
A random one.

>2006 ish
>be 15
>manage to skive a week off school
>just sit on the sofa alone all day under a duvet
>play my Xbox
>jerk off
>watch nothing but MTV
>songs played in heavy rotation from those few days just take me back to that comfy week
>Kanye West - Touch the sky
>Madonna - Hung up
>Pussycat Dolls - Buttons (I jerked off to that vid a few times that week)
>i sometimes listen to those songs just to take me back to that week

I don't think I'll ever be that comfy again.

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about five hiding under the table crying as my parents shouted at each other, pretty much the only memory i have from my early childhood.

>>39500565
Yup, here are a few from my childhood

>Be 4
>On a bike trip with parents
>We're on top of a small hill
>Get close to the edge
>Too close
>Fall off my bike
>5ft drop
>Land hard
>Look around
>There's a rock on my left, and a rock on my right
>It took my parents 5 minutes to notice I wasn't around

i had undiagnosed bowel issues and it caused me to have poop accidents and my dad was so pissed off over it because he thought i could control it that he rubbed my face in my poopy underwear because he said that is how dogs are trained.

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>>39500565
>Kindergarten, not paying attention to what the teacher is talking.
>Wonder why I don't remember being a baby.
>Purposefully drop pencil on the floor, get out of my seat to pick it up.
>Think "I probably won't remember that."
>20 years later.
>Still do.

my brother hitting me in the head with a motorcycle helmet he threw at me.

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>>39501748
ORIGINALLY FUCKCING KEK

>innapreschool
>teacher asks for somebody to go on the small board to answer questions
>raise hand
>super excited to go
>reach board
>sudden realization
>"I HAVE TO GO PEE"
>everybody laughs at me

I think that was the start of my crippling self-worth issues.

>>39502939
Wait, I wrote ''a few'', yet only told one, so here's another one

>Be me
>6
>At a friend's house
>His brother and us deicded to prank his neighbors by ringing their doorbells and running away
>I decided to standf back and watch as they did it, never been a huge prankster myself
>They ring a few doorbells
>Some guy goes outside and sees me as I was going back to my friend's house to get soemthing
>He snitched and I got grounded
>I didn't even do anything

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>be around 10
>hanging out with school friend making a pillow fort or some stupid shit
>hear banging on front door, we're in the room next to it with a clear view of it
>little brother bursts into the house screaming with hornets chasing him up the stairs
>hear him run up to parents room
>im grabbing for the electric fly swatter while my dad is laughing
>"He's got bees in his ass!"
>he had actual angry hornets stuck in his asscrack
>find out he went down to the lake with the neighbor kids and the youngest one stepped on a nest
>my friend is freaking out, but only one or two of them even made it into the room
>i kill them
>never forget

>>39500565
>age 8
>mom and i nature hiking
>come across some raccoon in the middle of the path
>something fucked it up good
>mom says something along the lines of poor thing somebody should do something its suffering
>remember old western where some guy said it's a mans job to finish the job or something before putting down a horse
>pull out my swiss army knife and pop it in the head
>mom freaks out
>beats me on the spot
>why would i do that its sick etc.
>manage to somehow explain its what a mans supposed to do
>ends the beating
>get to ride to the hospital and have several shots then a shot every 3ish days for the next 2 weeks for rabies
>grounded for an entire year and banned from television for 2 years
Learned even when faced with the option of actually being merciful people would rather let others do the job then burn them alive just to cover their moral bases.

>mommy looking up at me
>shirt ripped, lip bloodied
>dad lumbering over her, fists clenched
>asks me to climb into her outstretched arms "so he won't hit me anymore"

>>39500565
Bunch of violent shit. Fun times.

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>>39503101
>he had actual angry hornets stuck in his asscrack

nigga what the fuck

Not just one, but several, all unrelated to each other.

>once skipped kindergarden so my dad would take me to an internet cafe
>jumped off from a table on Easter day and broke my arm
>how I accidentally learnt how to say "pussy" while playing with my neighborhood friends (eastern europe things, i guess)
>once I threw a rock in a classmate's face during 1st grade at school
>once bathed with mom, i think i were
4 years old back then

>>39500565
A week after I learned to play Ode to Joy (just the three minutes people give a shit about) on piano, my dad made me lay it for my grandfather's funeral as it was his fovourite song.

When I accidentally saw a girls panties because she was wearing a short skirt and yelled out PANTIES,PANTIES, PANTIES!! In my class. My family was very religious.

>>39500565
my cat got ran over by a car

>>39500565
Me and my friend used to go hang out at an abandoned nursery/greenhouse and pretend it was our own fortress. One day we got the bright idea to bust open a locked closet. To our surprise, it was filled waist high with old skin mags from the 70's and 80's. I grabbed one called "Hot Cum Orgy", brought it home, and thought I had it stashed in a great hiding place until my mom found it. I didn't even know how to jerk off yet.

>>39500565
>grandmother's birthday
>start getting ready to go to her, haven't seen her in 2 years
>remember that she has two dogs
>remember that one time when i being a little clumsy faggot stepped on our old dog's tail and he bit me
>remember that other time i had to run away from stray dog pack on light's speed
>decide to stay at home
>make my family feel like shit
I wish i had alzheimer's

>>39503333
That does sound awesome. Should have taken more mags. I made the mistake of bringing one my father's nude magazines to school one day and letting someone borrow it for the day.

while walking in the hallway between classes, I started noticing these pieces of paper on the floors. They were the pages of the magazine that said faggot borrowed. He was walking around the school just ripping out the pages and dropping them on the ground for the world to see. Imagine my embarrassment.

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>>39500565
>Roastie in preschool takes a toy I wanted to play with
>Deadass stop on that bitch's foot
>Starts whining, tells teacher (also a roastie)
>Teacher asks me to say sorry
>Literally refuse
I was so woke to thots and their bullshit at such a young age

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>>39504028
>Stomp
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD POST REEEEEEE

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>grade school, standing in line for whatever
>messing with my mate in front of me
>we start shoving each other
>he shoves me into the girl behind me
>I yank forward not knowing her braces get stuck on my backpack
>hear screaming behind me
>I turn around and see this girl's teeth hanging out of her skull by bloody wires

>>39500565
>grade school
>i'm fed up with my bully
>shove a pencil in one of his eyes
he was nearly blinded.
at least i didn't get in any trouble for that

made it with a girl for 10 minutes

>>39504028
>>Roastie in preschool
kek'd tbhon

>be me 8 years
>grade school
>gets grade A+ for alphabits in words
>huge crush on hotness teacher
>those bobs
>my bone was diamond hard
>on monday teacher dead
>no more hotness
>always remember the bobs

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I have a few.


>My neighbor had a birds nest on the side of the house one summer. I used my garden hose to spray out the babies from their nest and I could see them just barely trying to fly, but end up softly hitting the pavement. They'd barely be alive when I pick them up; small cute, chirping, and I'd take them to my backyard and smash them with cement blocks

>burned frogs after I killed them to watch their skin boil; the smell would eventually disgust me and I'd throw them in the neighbor's yard so my parents didn't find them

>threw my dog's feces via shovel and chuck them at side of my neighbor's house. I was never confronted

>I killed a hamster when I was at someones house with my grandma. I remember someone crying about the ordeal and my grandma beating me

>tortured cats in the neighborhood

> In 4th or 5th grade, I tried to start up a ponzi scheme regarding some charity to help underprivileged kids in the neighborhood

Thats all I can think of for now. More?

>>39506067
Get the fuck out of here you psychopath.

>>39506067
People like you are what's wrong with the world.
Please drive into a pole at 70+ mph at your earliest convenience. Hopefully you'll end up paralyzed from the neck down and have to live imprisoned within your shitty soul for the rest of your pathetic existence.

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>>39500565
>tfw you remember you and your friend shaving a NERF war in the entire street
>would trespass in people yards to hid out in your little seek and destroy match
>luck kids who where friends with neighbors got to hide in the houses and shot us from the windows

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I actually have a good memory.

>be 8 years old
>in older sister's room playing
>mom says its bedtime
>she asks if I can sleep in her room
>mom agrees
>we both stay awake making pillow forts, playing, watching toonami, and having lots of fun before we both crash

One of my fondest memories.

>>39500565
>Be me
>2nd grade
>Teacher is teaching us what riddles are
>Reads us a book related to them
>Think of Monty Python joke I heard while watching with my dad and brothers (great day)
>Raise hand
>Teacher I know a riddle
>What is it anon
>What's brown and sounds like a bell?
>I don't know what?
>A dung
>Teacher stares at me, looks slightly irritated
I miss 2nd grade. Was my first year outside of homeschool and was really comfy.

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>>39500565
>be pretty young (8 I think?)
>be swinging on tire swing
>have towel around neck since I just got done swimming in the pool
>wet towel starts wrapping around rope, gets really intertwined with it
>slip off tire
>hanging by the towel, can't get myself free
>can't breath for a solid 10-15 seconds before my mom notices
>mom comes running out with a knife and cuts the towel
>mfw nearly killed myself on a tire swing

>>39506067
Goddamn dude.....
orignananan

>>39506691
You autists get involved in the most elaborate shit.

>>39506067
fucking originally kill yourself faggot

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>>39506445
>tfw only child

Tis a fate I would never wish upon anyone

It's kindergarden.

Just started learning about Sex Organs and shit, which I shouldn't of.

Ask lunchlady "Can I touch your Penis?"

Waking up in my bed when I was 2 and thinking "oh, I exist".

>>39500565
My birthday party congratulating me for living 2 years. Yes I remember that.

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>>39507904

You were even a futa loving faggot back then anon.

>>39500565
>Be very young, like less than 5
>have a family dog that follows me everywhere
>dog won't let anyone unknow touch me
>family tells me to get some meat at the butcher
>decides it's good dogo, it deserves reward
>dogo only ever eats shitty scraps and rice
>"I"ll just throw the meat at dogo on the ground, they can just buy more"
>just as planned
>not really, they take it from the ground
>"bla bla bla money bla bla"
>adults aways lie about money
>justice has to be served, i'm doge's only friend
>actually throw it again
>dogo is happy, I'm happy, but everybody is mad
>get scoulded and beat for my altruism
>"dogs aren't people, they're irrational etc etc"
>"but dog is friend!"
>bla bla bla more beatings"
>nobody trusts me with that job ever again

>>39507876
I wish I was an only child, I probably wouldn't be here

>>39500565
Is opening my christmas present a simple memory?

>>39500565
>5th grade
>classmate has birthday party and invites the whole class
>playing spin the bottle
>it lands on me
>the "lucky" girl makes a face and says "eww, I don't want to kiss anon, he's a weirdo!"
>everyone laughs
>say I'm going to the bathroom
>leave out the back door
>walk home
>cry in bed

>>39507904
>shouldn't of
>of

OF WHAT? OF WHAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT? CAN'T YOU DISGUSTING SLIMES FUCKING SPELL SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS HAVE? DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH PHONETICALLY YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN WORM?

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>kindergarten
>obsessed with egypt
>always going to the library and looking at pictures of king tut's tomb and stuff
>girl in my class decides she wants to like egypt too
>gets all excited and tells me she can even spell it
>she says it's spelled ijipt
>call her a moron and say it's spelled egypt
>she starts crying and never talks to me again

>>39506067
Yes anon, more.
You seem to have had an interesting childhood, tell me more about how you would jew other people.

>>39508254
I like you, people like you are a good source for non-native speakers to learn proper english. Keep up that attitude!

>layover at airport
>playing on moving sidewalk thing
>shoelace is untied
>they get caught in the end and I fall on my face laughing
>do this for 4 hours until some cunt yells at me to stop

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I have a few
My dad would sit in our garage and chain smoke cigars and we would watch MS3tk on a shitty 8" box tv

I would go down to a local park that was right down the streets and watch my brother
skateboard with his friends

Had to go to a day care and all the girls there loved my brother and I, even had one girl declare herself my girlfriend once

I remember basically everything from my childhood for some reason, I can recall a memory and remember the weather and the feelings I had vividly.

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>12 years old
>ugly as sin manlet/chinlet with terrible acne
>spend entire middle school life without talking to a single girl
>valentines day 7th grade
>everyone handing out valentines and candy
>it wasn't really required anymore so it only happened to you if a girl liked you
>reading a book at my desk because lol what's gonna happen?
>hear soft "excuse me?"
>girl standing in front of my desk holding a valentine
>not just one of those ones your mom gave you that came in a box of 50
>a handmade one on expensive paper
>little baggie of heart candy stapled to the corner
>she holds it out to me
>"anon I've actually always liked you"
>feel like I could die right then and my life would be complete
>suddenly she starts laughing and hands the valentine to the guy 2 seats away
>"wow you really thought I was serious?"
>walks over to her friends
>they start laughing too
>everyone joins in
>20 kids laughing at me in my desk
>teacher just looking at me and not saying anything
>get up and go to the bathroom
>look at the ground all the way out the door
>sob in a stall for an hour
>have to go to the office and claim I'm sick to get my mom to pick me up
>she keeps asking what's wrong and I just say I have a headache
sorry, mom

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>>39508398
>wandering around with my older cousin in a shopping mall
>start fucking around on the escalators
>we run down the up escalator
>some random cunt mom pushing a stroller starts berating us like we were her children

>>39508454
Children are the most heartless creatures on earth.

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>>39500565
>be 4 or 5
>obsessed with Thomas the tank engine
>Parents get me some Thomas toy
>Get really excited
>We get home and i'm playing with it
>I guess i cursed or something because all i remember was my dad spanking me into the naughty corner
>tfw i'm pretty sure that traumatized me

>>39508579
Correction, teenagers

>>39504028
>Roastie in preschool
Jej

>>39508666
jesus christ. so your traumatic memory is your dad spanking you once. fucking fuck off

>>39506067
Kek. Definitely tell us more about the Ponzi scheme. Ignore the moralfags

>>39509031
For no reason.
Like i don't remember doing anything wrong.
And i didn't really have much else going on during that time