Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3102. page

i'm doing the same but looking to the future this way.

File: IMG_5557.png (201KB, 1013x1249px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1013x1249px

Join the army or something. Super easy. From robot to chad in 3 months.

>>38176928
those comisc are way too true to be funny

That picture just made me think a little.
>there are people who are actually astronauts
Like, some men actually get to be in a space suit in outer space.
Meanwhile I wank myself to death.

>>38176745
Living in space is shit though, and it really fucks up your body

>>38176853
It's not that I'd like to do it. I mean I would but I don't particularly care about it. It's just that there are people actually in outer space. Must be fucking mind blowing.

>>38176632
It's not too late. Get a job, lose some weight, meet somebody. It's that easy

>>38176783
And while you're at it make sure to give the boss a firm handshake. Once you do these things your life will fall into place naturally.

>>38176632

Are you living with parents? If so apply for dem NEETbux. You'll probably need a lawyer, a psychiatrist, therapist, and some medication because of your mental disability which you definitely have because you are 24 years old and posting on r9k.

better start saving up for a trip to korea then, mi hombre

If you had been born in Korea you'd most likely have been born Korean, and wouldn't match with any girls looking for exotic white dick.

>>38176624
Lol I'm not white I'm black, that's what's so crazy about this

>>38176586

while more girls watch porn than admit to it, it's still a smaller overall percentage than men. there's still a pretty decent chance that any woman who tells you to stop watching porn doesn't watch porn herself and isn't a hypocrite.

>>38176586
shut the fuck up you sexist

>>38176831
What a load of horseshit. Women watch more porn than men says my chad friend.

at least your life is more exciting than mine.

I don't sleep at night I just roll around until morning every night

>in yesterdays dream my own father chased and killed me
was it kafkaesque?

>>38176503
I find it hard to imagine a future without UBI

>>38176503
I do, but I have zero knowledge about economics. I just don't want to be forced to work to survive. NEET life is the only thing that truly makes me happy in this utterly fucked world and I'll be forced to give it up soon.

>>38176503
Unless politicians put holds on automation it'll easily ravage the low fruit in every possible sector. There will be people without jobs, what else can we do

>>38176497
>Dutchfag whining about lack of gf
>Doesn't know that you start with Quetzalcotl and Shiva right off the bat

Get your head in the game, brah.

>>38176565
what does you meann by this my man?

>>38176497
Yeah you're a lazy bastard

>>38176482
I've been told I have a giant head by family, I don't think it's any better even if I wasn't aware of it until they pointed it out to me. Makes me feel like I'm a cartoon character and will never be taken seriously.

>tfw big bald head

fuck my life

>>38176805
There is nothing wrong with being a baldie

>>38176410
>chad genes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

File: 1499288806216-r9k-1.jpg (9KB, 208x235px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 208x235px

Why does this kid always look autistic af in pics

>>38176464
He just wants to go home and play vidya my bucko

>>38176375
That's a biological female . And yes woman are better than cross dressing wieldos.

File: 1584187.png (223KB, 689x615px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 689x615px

>>38176375
>without a dick
Lmao are you fucking gay or something?

File: 1493823970442.jpg (313KB, 612x716px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 612x716px

i'm a faggot though

>>38176368
>blue board
>at the mininum no twitch raids

>>38176368
>Newfags won't remember but that board was once great.

/b/ was never great, it just became more cancerous.

also, we cannot make /b/ great. move to different board. stopped using 4chan because of /b/ cancer, came here later.

I'm with you, there should a separate channel for fbig fap, traps, and porn.

Nothing wrong with you

Just... Don't try to do it with your real mom

>>38176336
I am going to fap to this now

i want this but with a dominant dad

Just because she's black doesn't mean she doesn't expect Chad.

>>38176309
but getting a black gf is much easier

>>38176279
even dogs don't like me and always bark at me, how the fuck you want me to get a gf

Tiger tard

>>38176257
Are tigers with Down's Syndrome less friendly or more friendly?

In the event that you cannot be confident, then just be yourself.