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>tfw no clingy insecure fembutt gf

>>38227021
How clingy are we talking? Got any stories?
sorry if I sound insensitive, I just feel like there's a story coming on

>>38227021
just post your contact already

>>38226999
You are nice, anon. You deserve those trips

>>38226999
That was very kind. You should record it on vocaroo so I can pretend you are talking to me in person.

>>38227159
Post your discord!
Id rather give you a personalized message once i get to know you
plus then i can talk to you kinda in personish

Why are you fucked? You are a good looking man.

>>38227049
The Get out actor is really ugly man

>>38226990
White grill here. Black guys are HOT!!! And I bet you're packing down there as well ;)

>>38226983
I don't have any exes, but I have noticed that other people who go back to an ex always regret it because the same problems exist and are usually worse the second time around. Just find someone new.

>>38227008
its fucky, im playing with fire i fear. Like her a lot but don't like her at all

>>38226983
#1 they almost never take you back, so you're just going to get drawn into orbit again. she's taking all the power from you.
She'll act nice and stuff, but it's all AN ACT unless she actually gives you some booty

#2 it is hell, she'll just fall into the same shit you broke up over before, only this time she gets to lord the guilt of breaking up over your head, or how she fucked some guy while yall were on break or some shit

just keep her as fwb if it can, if it goes further than that it's not worth it.
if she doesn't fuck you in a few days, then just drop her.

>>38226944
No
Oorriiggiinnaall

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All my friends hang out with each other without me, not much else I can do.

>>38227003
Righto curt

>>38226917
>what's your 'excuse' for not using free software, /r9k/?

I shave and shower every day

Install >>>/g/entoo dude

Using/advocating for free software is a sign of mental illness. I don't want my computer usage to become a full time job.

See: http://stopnerds.github.io/

>>38226855
>My roommates' friend is sleeping upstairs on the futon, potentially wearing only a t-shirt. What do?
What the fuck kind of answer are you looking for here?
If I told you to rape her would you do it? No, so why even ask?

To add to it, I am actually subleasing from this girl and she is staying the night after a night at a bar with the roommates

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>>38226855
Keep your hand on your pant and avoid a sexual harasement case being filled.
plus being raped by bbc in shower for 3 years

>>38226828
what a shit drawing

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Yes, now you watch me all this food while you get nothing.

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>>38226847
if thats already shit to you, try to browse pixiv or gelbooru, kiddo

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And here's my beloved serpent companion.
He's a boa constrictor, and also a very good boy.

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Bump
Here's a photo of snakehouse

>>38226735
post more pics of this GOOD BOY

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>>38226654

Pepe and baby. Very subversive.

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>>38226677

Communist pepe.

(Will dump 2 more and see if this gains interest.).

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>>38226701

Esoteric pepe. Reptile man.

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>>38226461
Life.
originallyloliloli

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>programming
>japanese
>guitar
>piano
>electronic music
>general electronics work
>losing weight

The few that I can remember.

Read War of Art you fags, there's a pdf

>>38226426
You just need to work that boipussy of yourself. You'll be cumming like a girl in no time.

>>38226465
Not gonna work, I've been working construction most my life so I'm far from feminine.

>>38226518
Construction work doesn't destroy your g-spot.

>>38226359
Dead.

>Select all the skulls.

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>>38226359
Slinging dope and throwing gang signs.

Rotting corpse hopefully

30 y/o virgin here and no

My gf just broke up with me and sent me a picture of her kissing my other ex who is cheating on her new boyfriend and even then no

>>38226325
>>38226340
I guess my mommy kink is powerful then because she really turns me on.

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The first 80k per year buys happiness, additional amounts are uncorrelated. 80k means your day-to-day needs are completely satisfied and insulated, causing happiness.

>>38226304
After 80,000 a year for annual income it's not true...... supposedly.

I've always loved Aviation personally I think I'd be a lot happier with a private jet or helicopter that I would be with the small comfortable house in the BMW but that's just me I guess.

>>38226503
L-29s occasionally go on sale for $60-70k if you're a minor richfag.