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>>38248268
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stupid mute rule

*someone please get the mute rule to get deleted

>>38248320
why u bumpin my thread instead of posting your thoughts lame boi

>>38248268
It's pretty much entirely arbitrary. Now post some cuties.

>>38248237
>be me
>bullied for being short and looking nerdy my entire life
>develop close knit group of online friends
>be with them for years
>one day one of the members puts a girl in our group because she had a falling out with her friends
>hit it off really well
>she loves talking to me and i fall for her quickly
>ask her to be my e-gf a few months later in january
>she says if i didn't ask her she would've asked me on valentines day
>together over 2 and a half years
>breaks up with me once i start acting like a shit
>i do everything i can to try and impress her and give me another chance
>cuts contact with me
>it's almost a year later
>i've stopped talking to all my friends, planning to kill myself soon
>don't hold any resentment to men, women, or whatever, i just hate myself for ruining what was my best chance at being happy with a member of the opposite sex
>slowly notice myself unironically using terms like "normie" and "roastie"

i really need to get on with this suicide

>>38248606
this is why you dont let women in to groups desu

Women don't need to try to get a bf/gf. Men do.

>>38248152
>pasting them on the keyboard
>not writing your notes on old bank receipts

>>38248187
>have money to do any form of fiancial transaction

>frantic scribbles of beings ive seen
>writings of miscellaneous stuff
thats it

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AS BEAUTlFUL AS YOU ARE IT'S SO PITIFUL WHAT YOU ARE

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>>38248101
That song sucks btw, also this is me

>>38248101

This is what I'm listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrvhTIlcbfE

I unironically would still want a steady supply of liquor and/or opiates

Jesus Christ I live this way anyway, give me a medal.

>>38248113
No you don't, you are on 4chan, it's still a social stimulation resembling being in a group of people, can you do it without this?

I'm here and I won't hurt you. For what it's worth.

>>38248034
fuck man that sucks.

is there a reason your this way?

>>38248068
I haven't received any positive reinforcement or love in a very long time. People just tear me down, I've never had people build me up.

>>38248060
I'm sure you would once I opened myself up to you.

I like it, but it gave me a fetish for guys younger than me irl


I want to kill myself

>>38248167
lmao how old are you senpai?

>>38248402
26
too old

over the hill

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>parents found the xenoestrogens in the water

>mom showed empathy for my poo poo sandwich

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sister took a look inside the drillhole

Post something about yourself, and you will get a lot of offers

>>38248071
Based on the source material, it's probably a dude.

>>38248071
supreme autism robot that likes dark souls 1 blooborne anime and alchhol

>>38247935
shut up you weeb, clearly you just wanna jump on the anime trend

>>38247935
Looks really fun if you aren't a weeb with significant autism.
If you are prepare to be disappointed

If you're learing it because you're traveling there or are a weeb or whatever it's cool.

If you're learning a language because you want work/business opportunities learn chinese instead.

Either way learning another language is very respectable and a great thing to do in your spare time, good luck anon

>>38247920
listen close cringey edgelord, invest in bitcoin you'know what i'm sayeeennnn *fades into the air*

seems like an interesting thread. bump

>>38247920
forget that bitch and get a pc

I've wanted to try it for a while now but my anxiety and ability to overthink stuff is keeping me away.

I don't know where to look for it where I live either. I've heard it can work for some people, hell I know a kid who is medically prescribed weed for his depression. But I only him through steam.

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>>38247835
Getting weed is not hard my dude

I've wanted to try it, but how do you get a dealer when you have no friends?

>>38247692
If that guy was a BBC he'd have no trouble getting laid. Face doesn't matter for BBCs.

>>38247692
That's obviously a partial "face transplant" but instead of face, they took tissue from another body part, probably legs, to try and rebuild something that might resemble the shape of a human face in the future. .so far they are failing miserably. I wonder what happened to him, accident or burning...
Also I'm pretty sure he can't close his mouth any longer

>>38247692
that loks like his leg was grafted on to his skin after ignoring cancer

>>38247677
yes you are lad, yes you are.

>>38247677
My guess is that you found the relationship boring because you were never challenged in anything and she was more of a servant than a partner.
Although you probably wouldn't like a relationship with conflict either. It's the human condition
Also FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

You are the Chad of gremlins, OP

:( rip catman

Poison her next love to avenge cat

Was he a cute cat