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Xi is watching over us edition
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Xi can suck my dick lmao
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haha rangers are dead lol
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Speaking of Xi, one time I basically shit myself in The Forbidden Palace.

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Their is a very simple problem with socialist capitalism.

What capitalism is:
>Capitalism is a system in which work is proportionally rewarded with money
>If you want something you work for it
>This hard work from millions makes a highly productive and innovative economy
>This production and innovation creates a cycle in which theses products and innovations are purchased by the consumer which fuels the system by which employees can be paid for their work (rewarded) which leads to more production and innovation which leads to more income

This system sounds good and it is built on the idea that people always want to acquire more possessions but here's the socialist capitalism problem:
>Most people are not motivated to work for luxury rewards like better cars,houses,etc
>Instead most people work for survival rewards by which I mean food,healthcare,education welfare,pensions etc.
>Before socialist policies since the 50s there was little or no pension, welfare, healthcare, education,food,housing etc unless you worked hard to pay for it
>THIS IS WHAT MOTIVATED THE WORKER TO WORK
>Then in the late 20th century socialist parties in governments decided that the state should cater to survival needs of its citizens if they aren't being met.
>This means that all of the things which previously motivated most workers was now available for free
>Without motivation to work in recent years this caused the economic crash and modern mental health epidemics in the west.
>Since the only thing to gain from working in our system is status and luxury this makes the working class unmotivated because they will not gain these things from the lowskilled jobs available to them.
>This means they have literally no reason to work


tltr: yes you are a robot because of society
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>>39511346
Neato

So I can blame the government for my lack of friends too?
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>Without motivation to work in recent years this caused the economic crash and modern mental health epidemics in the west.

Proofs required.

The UK has had a welfare state since the 50s and gone through numerous busts and booms.
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>>39511346
Now that I'm rich I love morons like this
Just imagine as automation makes your labour worthless you're going to have people like OP in your face telling you it's bad if we give you free healthcare

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>got a job
>it's fucking door to door sales

How do I do this? It's commission based so I actually have to sell shit if I want to eat
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>>39511345
See my thread "The problem with socialist capitalism "
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>>39511345
Ugh shittiest job ever, especially for a robot.
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>>39511345
What do you sell?
If it's shit like timeshares or refinancing optios you might be fucked.

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ITT Senior prank ideas
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lead cows up a matress numbered 1 2 and 4
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put a matress into a pool
it usually takes a crane to get it out
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make a giant dick in the snow

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When you see this picture, who do you self insert as?
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>>39511231
This thread was just posted earlier.
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>>39511231
The camera man of course
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>>39511231
the couch

This is what I've concluded. We need affirmative action and quotas for people with diagnosed autism. If you have autism you should be guaranteed the spot.
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The autistic should be automatically hired
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>>39511209
It a less retarded roundabout way society really needs to ingrate their (high-functioning) autists into society.

It's why we have workplace shootings and trannies (and trannies shooting up workplaces.)
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>>39511209
no fuck off nigger. you dont need a pass just because you are black/retarded

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just making another thread, not for modern day r9kers that are sad sacks of shit, oh no no, this is no place for u pathetic losers.
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The captcha is broken on phones so I can't make a new thread, I want someone to fix it but I don't know where to complain, I just want to make threads again
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>>39511258
how accurate is the left depiction of, not only you, but all phone posters?
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>>39511286
>Has never felt the warmth of another woman in the same bed

Dude us phone posters are normalfags we know what that's like

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The girls who come to this board:

>Slutty.
>Fucked in the head.
>Mentally ill.
>Fucked up sexual fetishes.
>Can't control their sexual urges.
>Covered in body mods.

Remind me why we tolerate them again?

There's nothing I'd like more than to hatefuck a fembot and then gangbang her with a group of anons.
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Tbh a lot of Fembot coming here like me would like to be hatefucked but you guys are fucking betas who can't even look at a Fembot. You're pathetic.
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>>39511179
>Remind me why we tolerate them again?

We dont. I personally enjoy shitting up their threads and reminding them they are going to die of cervical cancer from all the warts in their vagina.

What enrages me about them is that they think their problems are valid albleit the complete oppsite of a robots. A robot is a male who cant get laid. All these roasties get dick on tap but essentially not with chad. They literally believe being used as a cum dumpster is the female equiv of being a male incel.
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>>39511194
>t. roastie

Nice reply there, quality of the upmost.

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>tfw no chess friend
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>>39511137
I'll be your chess friend.
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I can play chess chess friend
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>>39511137
I can be play chess fren

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Dump any info on the topic of fixing chinletism (jaw recession/overbite)

So what's the dope on this tongue on roof of mouth thing? I've heard some anons claim over a long period of time it straight up cured their overbites. I've been holding my tongue to my mouth but with a lot of pressure and someone recently told me just to naturally relax it flat but I still have questions regarding shit like if my tongue should touch my teeth in any way cus I'm prone to biting the edges.

Will post a pic of profile when it's naturally recessed but I have the habit of pushing my bottom teeth forward, in line with bottom to touch tips of the top. Doing so gives me a totally plausible profile but now I'm worried it could worsen things over time and cause asymmetry.

Is the healthiest approach to just embrace my nochin with proper tongue posture and hope it evens out with good overall body and head posture before I can get overbite correction?
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>>39511129
For reference this is basically my exact profile if I'm trying to stand strucurally "correct' and not lean my had and forward back forwards
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>>39511141
And with doing the teeth forward in line with top teeth thing + tongue posture and a little bt of forward head lean this is very close to what it looks like. But you can obviously see she's leaning forward and the cercivomental angle between her neck and chin imply some overite/occlusion problems too.
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Nothing pic of typical chinelet profile that's 100% analagous to me

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>that kid who made a hit list
>that kid that would talk back to the teachers because he thought it was funny
>that kid who smelled like b.o. 24/7
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>>39511016
>that kid that would always act retarded trying to be funny
>mfw that was me
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>>39511016
>that kid who was balding at 17
oregano
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>that kid who wore the same shoes every single day

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So anon, why do you always look so sad?
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girls dont come up and ask questions like that, she will most likely stay away from you
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>>39511015
Because I'm always sad? Come on lady you should've figure it out.
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>>39511031
They do to make you feel even more shittier. Also Chad on his bike driving by "yo bro it ain't the end of the world, cheer up" has happened a few times when I've been walking to the store.

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how hard is it to get an amazonian gf

what are they like?
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>>39510994
i require sex with the tall human
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>>39511013
Go to brazil. I saw one there it was scary
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Tall girls are direct Anunnaki descendants.

Today my husband fucked me in the ass until i bled and finished inside my vjj
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>>39510940
Did you poop before he fucked you?
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>>39510940
Yeah, did you use an aenema or something?
How's your diet?
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>>39510940
You gonna get the aids.

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>You will never have your home invaded by women who then kidnap you


Why even live?
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>>39510905
I don't have any worth to be kidnapped though.
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>>39510905
I would tie them up in my basement and rape them violenly
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>you will never capture a female robber and then fuck her to death

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