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This is an /r9k/ album

post other /r9k/ albums
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>>38269347
Didn't a bunch of normalfags get their panties in a twist about how weird and unrelatable this was for them?
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>>38269347
The first song is called Tired of Sex, but other than that you're right. Especially Across the Sea
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>>38269363
this is one of my favorite albums and I can't wait for there newist album to come out

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Hello friend,

What was your first nightmare, that you can remember clearly, about?

Mine:
>Mom having sex with Batman and Robin
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>>38269331
I had one yesterday. I was in a very, very large city in a small store that connected with every other building in the vicinity (at least 50 of them). A very large (about 2000-3000m long) dark fire breathing, black dragon was about 10km away and was destroying everything. The weather was perfectly sunny, clear sky. From a weird camera angle, I see the dragon in 3rd person, it was apocalyptic and still in my head. I start running through all the inter-connected stores as it's getting closer to my area, attempt to go underground (there are more stores here too, feels like a bunker though). The main problem was the ground potentially breaking above us. It didn't get to that point though.

After that it ended, but I became the black dragon and was in space (wasn't necessarily space, something very similar to it though) fighting other different elemental dragons from again, a different camera angle that is 3rd person.

This is the most vivid dream I had in a long time and I enjoy and remember it quite well, I don't know why.
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>>38269331
My first nightmare is also my first real memory. I was floating in nothingness when an alien face stepped out of the darkness to look at me. I was startled, and then the scene changed to an out-of-body view of me sitting up in my bed screaming. I then woke up, doing the same thing.
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>>38269492
Welp. That gave me chills. Thanks friend.

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please respond uniquely to this thread
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>>38269316
hello
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>originalrhgwfvb35b3
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>>38269316
brother,

i hope you are doing ok
please let me know, we're all pulling for you
all the best

anon
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White is the result of reflection of all colors. Snow and snowflakes are ice crystals mixed with air molecules. The air gaps between crystals, along with the crystals' complex shapes, bounces the light beams around so much that all the wavelengths eventually get reflected out, giving it a white color.

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So I when to /fit/ and did SL5x5 for 2 months, had some decent gains and was wondering when I should start cutting

Truth be told I want to start cutting now but I've heard that it's it's easier to cut when you have more muscle. What do you guys think?
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S O Y

B O Y
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>>38269262
cute tiddies, cut immediately
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>>38269262
cut now my guy not very attractive but not obese. even just going ottermode would help out

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>tfw still no tomoko gf or bf

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
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>>38269227
i tried to be your bf but you ignored me </3
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>>38270430
i want a gf now
dontmuteme
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>>38270491
well then make your post gf like the rest of the original memers

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>Walk outside my apartment to get the rest of my groceries
>Suddenly see woman screaming for dog
>Look to my left and see one dog running and another on a leash with her running for dog
>Im like super close to the one running away
>Freeze up and think if I should grab it or maybe she doesn't want me to touch her dog as it runs past to me when I can easily grab it
>Anxiety takes over and I jog a bit towards it and just do it until she just runs past me screaming for her dog
>Stand there until I see her run out the complex as she screams bloody murder
>Bring groceries back in
>Realise I probably could have saved the dog if I wasn't a retard
I think she will kill me if she sees me. Im super scared to go outside now. I hope she forgets about me.
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>>38269182
roasties arent a threat to you anon

if they try to fight you just knee them in the cooter and they fall down.
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>>38269182
lel who cares it's normal human behaviour to do nothing
bystander effect.
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>>38269420
Yea but if she can't get her dog back, it would be all my fault.

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Tell me about your woes,fellow normalfaggots. I know there are not as many robots here anymore so i felt itd be a bit redundant to make an actual feels thread. Here is a picture of my beautiful wifes magnificent pussy,and i should note that i pound it every night. Having a six figure job and not having depression is the best,am i rite,fellow normalfags?
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>>38269175
Daily reminder that OP is always a faggot.
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>>38269230
You dont know what a joke is do you? Or are you a foreigner? Foreigners dont get sarcasm and jokes like americans do so thats ok. Youll learn eventually.
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>>38269265
>pretendingtoberetarded.txt
You need another few months on /b/.

I need your guys' advice. So I am a 19 yo female living with my mom and I am going to university next semester. All my life my mom ignored me to hang out with her friends and boyfriends and literally gave zero fucks what I did. I had one or two friends each year with whom I would hang out with whenever and wherever at the oddest hours of the day. I have gone on vacations with my friends out of the country all the way to the other side of the world and she did not care.

The time comes when I am going to see my roommates and the apartment I will be staying at for the quarter, and she feels she should go with me. She wants to see my campus and see the place I will be staying.

Well, I never wanted to hang out with her since she didn't care about me. And tomorrow I will be driving three hours to see the apartment with my friend. She cried today because she wanted to see where I was going to uni. She said I was a horrible daughter because I didn't want to tag her along with my friend. I told her I would take her up another day but she just kept crying.

My friend and I were going to a big city nearby to eat at restaurants and walk around the parks but with my mom coming we would have to immediately return home after an hour getting there because she has work the next day.

I don't want to hurt my relationship with my mom despite all the years of her ignoring me because she is still family. I don't want her to come and yet I don't want to hurt her feelings. I don't know what the fuck to do. I am in a pickle.
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Maybe you should drink some jewelry cleaner and kill yourself? It's totes in fashion right now
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>>38269104
>I need your guys' advice
>I am a 19 yo female
Start by getting the fuck off my board.
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>>38269104
How much of a fucking hassle would I be to simply give her a drive you beef sandwich

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Oh fuck I don't want to go back to college. I'm so alone and depressed and stressed there reeeeeeeeee I don't waaannnaaa
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OP, you're triggering my PTSD

thank fuck I dropped out, I couldn't handle the social pressure.
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>>38269067
I'm gonna probably fucking kill myself halfway through the school year

What year did you drop out in anon?
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>>38269036
It's probably a bad idea but I'm taking """""a semester"""" off from that shit, get a job to save some money, and switching to a school I can commute to. There wasn't a weekend where I didn't want to kms. I went in optimistically but it was the same shit as high school for me. I have to emphasize that this was just my experience cause plenty of other guys who seemed autistic made new friends around me.
And I'm definitely not actually gonna kms even though I wish I could just end anyway.

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Are you vigin?
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No, I'm (organically) not.
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yup
31yr
watch out or i'll cast a fuckin spell on u u prick
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I'm 27 so of course not... that would be sad...

>ISIS uploads professionally edited execution videos weekly
>North Korea tests Ballistic missiles regularly
>NATO conducts "wargames" in South Korea regularly, tens of thousands of Marines and Naval forces take part
>Mexican drug cartels and smugglers from Southeast Asia import billions of dollars of drugs into the Americas and first world daily
>American and Russian special forces conduct regular raids on militants in the Middle East as though it is standard procedure
>Drone and manned aerial strikes on militants take place nearly hourly
>Russian interior forces conduct peacekeeping operations in Russian border states on a regular basis
>Peshmerga fighters volunteer to go to war with ISIS and ISIL militants, doing so regularly
>A civil war rages on in the Ukraine
>Domestically, the US conducts simulated wargames on a daily, likely hourly basis
>In 2011, the United States gave the go-ahead for the assassination of an Imam who was "centrally involved in planning terrorist operations for the Islamist militant group al-Qaeda" who had United States citizenship and was born in New Mexico
>In 2014, Russia annexed a part of the Ukraine, a country with membership to the EU
>A year later, ~137 people were killed in minutes in a terrorist attack in France
>The war on drugs has been going on since most people living today can remember
>The war in the Middle East is older than a large majority of the world

All of this happens every day, every week, every month
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>A civil war rages on in the Ukraine

Why did we stop hearing about that anyway? More enjoyable to read about that than Iraq 2: High Explosive Boogaloo imo.
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Somewhere on this board is a normie who thinks the USA is actually fighting terrorism
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Wewowowoawoawow wow im so shocked?!?!!?

I don't care.

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Does getting a job and buying things fill the void of no friends/gf? It seems like it would for a bit.
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>>38268888
"You'll meet a lot of people and be able to buy a lot of things when you work for a living, son. But don't buy anything, though; save it for a rainy day."
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Buying things does not. Getting a job will help you a lot if it's a good job that you care about and are good at. It's likely also your single best bet of making friends.
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>>38268888
wew those eights. yeah, it fills it up for a while, especially if you get some hobbies. the emptiness will probably come back eventually.

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>go outside
>every normie is a generally friendly, sound human bean
>go on 4chan
>every normie present is a vacuous retard incapable of the most basic levels of communication
Why?
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>>38268887
because on 4chan they see you as less than them since they see you as a loser and hate everything you say for being a "bitter angry virgin"
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>>38268887
>>every normie is a generally friendly, sound human bean
They are merely pretending. Well not all of them but most of them are.
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More like, online, losers pretend to be normal.

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This guy keeps kicking people offline on xbox one
His gamertag is Allstate L7
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not your personal army fuccboi
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is this fuckin real life?
a kid asking because someone is hacking him or something on xbox?
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>>38268775
Holy shit this can't be real originalrdggarSgvargvbrghargh

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I'm moving out of my parents' house shortly and going to college. I can't afford rent, so I'll be living in my car. Have any of you done this? Any advice?
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>>38268760
Make sure there is a light above your vehicle at night and move lots every other night.
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>>38268760
Get a blackout lifted truck and take a pistol and hope the police doesn't get up in ur business
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>Limo tint
>park at Walmart where graveyard employees park
>people driving by will just think it's an empty car that belongs to a worker inside

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