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broaden your horizons
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>>38292901
25 onward has been spent doing that. The result? Being thrown out of my neet mindset, into the real word full of existential angst and depression. Was worth though
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Nice Varg pic.
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>>38292935
Where'd you go, I wish to travel one day...but i'm broke for now

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>Yesterday
>Be NEET
>Masturbating in my room to porn as usual
>Be 33 years old
>Parents tell me they are going out all day
>11PM
>Hear them come home and it sounds like they brought company home
>Hear a bunch of people coming up stairs start coming upstairs
>Think "Thats weird, doors locked so I'm good"
>Next thing I know my parents burst thought the door with my dick out in in all its glory jerking off to hentai
>Theres a crew behind them
>I completely freeze in shock
>Some guy throws me a blanket
>Parents have an "intervention" right there.
>MFW apparently I'm on some new tv show being filmed about Porn addicts
>Forced to sign a bunch of legal papers saying this crew can follow me around for 5 days.
>Mfw this is how my porn addiction ends

Fucking kill me senpai
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>>38292885
HAAAAAAAAAA

I'll be sure to tune in you wanker
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>>38292885
>I'm on some new tv show being filmed about Porn addicts

Your family sounds like some bogan cunts for sure, only bogans go on national TV with their retarded issues.
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>>38292885
>Parents have an "intervention" right there.
Kek, what did they say. What kind of hentai was it? Did they see it?
>MFW apparently I'm on some new tv show being filmed about Porn addicts
>Forced to sign a bunch of legal papers saying this crew can follow me around for 5 days.
Why did you let them do it? You could have said no.

Lets reminisce about the happenings of previous years even if they weren't that long ago.

Do you believe /r9k/ is more boring nowadays?
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>>38292842

Influx of normalfags and the silent exodus of robots lead to no content creation.

But yes, It is more boring. /pol/ is where the exciting stuff happens now.
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>tfw no more insecam threads

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/25859831
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What came out of /r9k/ this year besides oatposting?

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why is this shite happening
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>>38292801
> Bestiality then
> Racism now
I don't really see much difference.
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>>38292801
>4chan is so libbrul now!
Trump shills are liberals?
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>>38292801
Let me tell you how this image was made. Someone who learned of 4chan from facebook and has visited for a year and, being a trumpshit, got triggered when the one post they could find screenshotted here disagreed with their circlejerk, so they made this image.

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How do other robots deal with this crushing pain? It's literally killing me. I always thought working full-time meant I could live on my own, I thought going for an honest day's worth of work meant something.

Sometimes I break down, filled with rage misdirected towards niggers or jews but deep down I know this is my own fault. I am missing out on so much of life. Why are things this way? There is no greater pain.
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how old are you original OP?
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>>38292795
Are you currently working full-time?
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i moved out into a house full of 9 romainians - all i can realistically afford. i work full time and have 'good' job.

no rewards for going straight. i'm getting me a grow going to get myself out of poverty.

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>tfw can't order a salad with a glass of water from Domino's because they use non-free javascript on their website
the botnet wants me to starve
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>the botnet wants me to starve
I missed these threads
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hey bud I think you got the wrong door, /g/ club's 2 boards down
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GNUntermensch are insufferable

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>What do you take/use?
>Should drugs be legal?
>What drugs do you want to try?
About to try DXM again at 600mg. Last time it had guaf and I was pretty sick but still had fun. Got a few bottles from the dollar store
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Just a second
originaldo bbq
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kratom on the reg. awesome drug thats legal for now, just gotta find the strain that is right for you and also not be an idiot about dosing. no lethal overdose point though, you just throw up once you take too much and then you're fine. also not really habit forming unless you don't know how to moderate, but thats true with literally everything. couldnt really ask for anything else from a drug, except its fucking bitter tasting and i have to cap em or else theres no way i can keep it in my stomach.

aside from that i love lsd but its a pain to get a hold of plus its not legal therefor sketchy for legal reasons and for maybe getting other drugs mixed in.

weed is okay but is also illegal where im at, less fun and more expensive than kratom so i really only partake if its provided for me.

tried salvia, crazy drug but i dont think ive been using it right yet.

pain killers are nice when i get them from prescription but they are stupid expensive to buy illegally, plus again kratom is just a better alternative. but like i said when i do have pills around ill take em because its a more convenient high than kratom.

probably gonna stay away from meth and crack. id try coke but i would never do on the reg because thats an ez way to throw away your life. would love to try some more hallucinogens like shrooms. ketamine and dxm seem sketchy to me but i havent researched very much. off the top of my head i can think of any other drugs that are worth talking about.

as far as legality weed should definitely be legal. any educated person can see that marijuana illegalization is a ploy to fill up prisons. i hope kratom stays legal but BIG PHARMA is probably pushing the dea to get it out b/c it frees addicts from their oxy-products. drugs you can OD on i have no problem being illegal, but thats more because if i ever had an interest in that kind of drug i wouldnt being doing it often so the illegal part isnt a big inconvenience.
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>>38292654
I love DMX

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*sniff sniff* Oh man... what smells like dog shit? Heh heh. ah.. AHHH AHHHCHOOOOOO! *gets some snot on your pizza and almost drops it* Heh. Anywho, that'll be twenty-three dollaaaahs! Heh. Plus tip.

Your response?
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why the fuck are you ordering a 23 dollar pizza you stupid cunt
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You don't have to tip if they charge a delivery fee. Fuck em.
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>>38292787
because papa johns is superior

I honestly like playing Minecraft but can't stand the people that play it
>Login to server to play
>Receive message from some guy I was playing with a few days ago
>He wants to commit suicide because some girl on the server rejected him
>He's 22
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>>38292609
Dude I know I stopped playing multiplayer servers because the people on them are pretty much all literal children
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>>38292762
I also love how difficult it is to find a decent survival server, I don't mind a few useful addons but jesus fucking christ these servers are so pack full of bullshit features, I'm considering just running a local server for myself with a few bukkit plugins I need.
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>>38292911
I found it surprising how hard it was to find a decent vanilla anarchy server. I joined a few of them easily back in like 2012 or so but now they seem to not exist. I would gather groups of wanderers and we would form a commune somewhere to defend from outsiders and share resources.

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Post ITT thoughts normies don't have or don't understand

>tfw you daydream about how your dog would react if he was forced to watch someone torture/kill you in a really disturbing fashion, pulling out your organs throwing them on the ground in front of the dog, etc
>dog is tied up so can't attack the torturer
>would he cower in a corner and make himself look as small as possible?
>would he bark nonstop in a frenzy, tons of foam oozing from his mouth, totally losing his dog mind seeing something so fucked up?

Anyone else know similar feels to this?
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Don't look away, doggy! Those are my intestines that man is pulling out. Will you eat them?
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>>38292502
>never have to think for countless nights of how to ask grill to be ur gf

Normies can just ask without a second though, never understood it
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>>38292502
That's a very interesting thought, actually. I never really wondered it but now I am.

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>try 3v3 lockout in overwatch
>2 to 2
>die during an ult that was just about to kill them all
>ragequit
>delete overwatch from taskbar
>feeling incredibly frustrated
>body heat increased like 5 degrees F during that whole ordeal
>feel like I have a fever

Why do i do this to myself, they said arcade was fun
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1v1/3v3 in overwatch is shit, the normal modes are a lot better
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Everyone in Overwatch is shit
Im in plat and we won last night with no tank full meme shit pick team but you see the enemy team refused to leave spawn and spent the entire match just cussing at each other
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3v3 was better before the damn lockout.
all other gamemodes suck.
Except maybe bossfights in custom games.

I wish i had never paid 60 jewros for this garbage. The community is worse than in league of legends and you will get verbally harassed in every match. EVERY MATCH.
The frequent glitches arent helping either.

Cant stop. Im addicted. Help

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am I no more than a character to other people?
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>>38292469
You're actually below character
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I see other people primarily as threats, annoyances, and obstacles.
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>>38292469
are you no more than a non-character to yourself?

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How do people even function on less than 14 hours of sleep?
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7 is a normal tier 10 is a neet one 14 means health problems.
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>>38292463
the last time I slept well was like a month ago. and I slept for more than 10+ hours, I can't manage to sleep for more than 8 hours. everything needs to be perfect for me to sleep that long.
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>>38292463
I sometimes stay up to over 24 hours because my life is a blur

Its ok

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This has to be addressed.

I walk around my college campus, society in general, and most girls look like pic related. Out of all the bullshit
that bothers me about society and women in general, this one is always in my face even if I'm not in an defeated mood.

They walk around with no shame about themselves, at all. The Tinder memes are true as well, just make an account
and look around your area, almost all the girls are fat. Fat as shit. Even if the girl is in shape compared to
the 90% fat asses, she is still way too fat. I'm not even some skinny chick elitist, the amount of fat on the
average girl is disgusting. You can just sit on a bench on campus and watch them, noting what their day is like:

>wake up
>think about chad while showering
>find clothing (yoga pants always) to make globular mass look smaller
>find starbucks
>buy the most sugar-laden "caffeinated beverage" available
>call friend and complain about something
>get to campus
>walk around staring at phone
>go to classes and find a chad to stare at
>in class be on phone and/or laptop
>find friend to gossip with after classes
>go home/apartment and try to locate a chad
>sleep and repeat

(part 1.)
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At some point in the day these slobs are stuffing their faces. I mean how else could they all get so fucking fat?
There's all this MRA bullshit, a lot of which is admittedly observable, about the 80/20 rule and the Chad Doctrine
and so on. With all that crap already going on, let's add this fact into the equation: the vast majority (90%+)
of girls, women these days are fucking FAT, UGLY and DISGUSTING shameless slobs. Even when you go into a gym the
majority aren't working out, on their phones or are in general not doing any real exercise to lose weight, they're
just "being there", "being seen". We constantly hear the party lines of "just man up", "go get a girl", "got to go
through a few to find the right one" and other wise platitudes. Well HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to go get a girl
when almost all of them are fucking disgusting? Women these days literally have their cake and eat it too.

It's easy to go on and on about how guys need to be this and that, to be Chad Cunningham III etc. But what about
all the women these days? They don't make effort AT ALL. To be pretty, to be attractive (physically or psychologically),
they're shameless and vapid, vacuous creatures. I suppose I'll make my point with this: it's easy to fall into
the trap of robothood when all the women around aren't even worth the effort of contemplation.

(part 2.)
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If you were beautiful, you wouldn't need to be angry about the prevalence of fat chicks. Beautiful women consider you the same way you consider fat women. No reason to be so angry about other people's lives. Just let it go. The stress is only making you age more.
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>>38292482
This poster is female, and a possible Vyro orbiter

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When does talking to girls become fun? How does Chad do it? I messaged a girl and talked to her for ten minutes, got bored, and played vidya instead.
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>>38292359
That's how I feel about talking to anyone. You never stop being like this.
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Talk to girls who aren't vapid normals, it's difficult to find them but it is possible.
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>>38292465
are girls who are into kpop normies?

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