*sniff sniff* Oh man... what smells like dog shit? Heh heh. ah.. AHHH AHHHCHOOOOOO! *gets some snot on your pizza and almost drops it* Heh. Anywho, that'll be twenty-three dollaaaahs! Heh. Plus tip.
Your response?
why the fuck are you ordering a 23 dollar pizza you stupid cunt
You don't have to tip if they charge a delivery fee. Fuck em.
>>38292787
because papa johns is superior
>>38292787
Where the fuck do you live that pizza is cheaper than that?
>>38292897
pizza is cheaper than that literally everywhere since dominos and pizza hut exist literally everywhere
where the fuck do YOU live?
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>>38292916
>where the fuck do YOU live?
Alabama, you?
>>38292897
I live in the US. I've never once seen a pepperoni pizza cost 23 dollars. I cant get a large pepperoni for 5 bucks at Little Caesar's.
>>38292615
now either your gonna reimburse me with a free pizza that im going to watch over while you give me a ride to the store and back or im going to call health control for your misconduct
>>38292997
you cant find pizza for 23 dollars post tax and delviery in alabama?
>>38293065
>not adding the HERSHEY'S(tm) Triple Chocolate Brownie to your order
>>38293090
hmm this meal is looking pretty good actually