>Yesterday >Be NEET >Masturbating in my room to porn

>>38292885
HAAAAAAAAAA

I'll be sure to tune in you wanker

>>38292885
>I'm on some new tv show being filmed about Porn addicts

Your family sounds like some bogan cunts for sure, only bogans go on national TV with their retarded issues.

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>>38292885
>Parents have an "intervention" right there.
Kek, what did they say. What kind of hentai was it? Did they see it?
>MFW apparently I'm on some new tv show being filmed about Porn addicts
>Forced to sign a bunch of legal papers saying this crew can follow me around for 5 days.
Why did you let them do it? You could have said no.

>>38292885
lol buncha sellout cunts
shouldn't have signed anything

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>>38292965
My parents both said some scripted shit they had rehearsed. Had to sign or my parerents said they would kick me on the street. Also I'm getting paid. But I think I'll kill myself before the show finishes filming. They are giving me my own therapist and shit as well.

>>38292955
But us seppos do it too

>>38293106
>not getting kicked out
>losing any shred of dignity you still had

>>38293106
>My parents both said some scripted shit they had rehearsed
As in they already had a show planned or they just prepared what to say if they ever walked in on you? But for real thought what kind of hentai was it? Sorry this happened btw. How's the pay? If you do kill yourself make sure they feel like it's their fault

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BAnobHG65w

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whats the tv show called? for the first time a REAL robot will be on national television. blow them out of the water, OP show them true pain. tell them about the social ladder being a mere pretense for barbarism, tell them how "normies" have pack-animal behavior which is why they bully the weak. blow their minds and become our martyrdom.

I dont believe you OP. But maybe I would if you'd sneak some pics of this camera crew you say will be following you.

>>38292885
man up and accept it you have nothing to be ashamed of, be honest if you can and just go out with it, if anything you can make a shotout to your anon bros somehow and youll have the support of the webs and go down as a true hero of the degenerates...make us proud

>>38293241
They said stuff the show people wrote for them. They had been planing this for months apparently. It was some school girl shit on xvideos.

>>38293242
fuck off roastie

>>38293314
Damn, so I guess they already knew you had a porn addiction?

>>38293314
i've been here longer than you stupid neet

>>38293314
Did you sign an NDA of some kind? If not, you should post pics.

>>38292885
Whats the sh0w called?

>>38293370
Then be my gf, you stupid vocarooposter. Not OP and not a NEET btw

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>>38293352
Yep, its no secret.

>>38293370
I dont give a fuck how long you have been here, cunt

>>38293372
I did but I dont givfe a fuck because they will prob never see this thread unless some fucks post this on reddit. Lol to late someone prob def will. Oh well i dont give a fuck because

>>38293106
So now your parents are 100% sealing your fate by putting you on national television as some autistic porn addict manchild for a few bux.

Good luck ever finding a job in the future, you don't even have proper social services for autism bux in the US as well. Lmao....good one.

>>38293106
So what's the catch? The whole deal sounds pretty sweet as a fellow 33 year old NEET. You get bux/therapy/maybe meds for free.

Sadly I have no addictions that need an intervention. I'll assume TV producers don't care about depression/anxiety disorders.

>>38293436
What even is the shows name?

>>38293444
Maybe I can become an e-celeb from this. >>38293459
The catch is the fuckin producers get cash from rating on the show about this fat neckbearded fuck who wathes porn. Its some new show on TLC.

>>38293477
I dont think it has an official name yet. Its not gonna air for another year they said.

>>38293436
and i don't give a fuck what you say to me stupid frogposter

>>38293508
What month and year were you born? October 1983 here. I don't know why I feel like you're the same or close to it.

>>38293508
Is it a american show?

>>38293508
How will we know it's you?
Gives us clues so we can look out for your episode.

>>38293242
Fucking why
fuck off

>>38293242
You sound like a 40 year old teacher.

>>38293601
no

>>38293689
i've been discovered

>>38293744
Is it a american broadcast

>>38292885
what hentai?

>>38292885
so they filming you right now as you post this, huh.
try promoting on tumblr

>>38293389
it's called "Things That Didn't Happen"

you're watching it right now

>>38293497
If you totally sperg out on this show and fight back against them you could become an e-celeb

Show them the wrath of r9k

>>38294006
Bumping for this, make sure you emphasize 2D superiority.

>>38294032
This.

+1er

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>>38294006
bumporiginalikuso

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>>38292885
i know this is fake but if it happened to be real it would be the funniest shit in the history of r9k

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I found OPs show!

>>38293242
Whyy?

Origatoo

How did they get through a locked door?

>>38292885
KEK, if this was real I would so watch it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G0EMw3KR6O

i wonder how i sound to you guys

Bump, fight them all the way Anon, make another thread when you get more details

>>38293314
>watching hentai anime
>watching hentai anime from xvideos
You're a pleb and you deserve your shit

Not bad kid, I almost fell for your bullshit

>>38293242
Annoyig shit voice
>>38294632
Can't even read the text

>>38294720
>burst thought the door
>my dick out in in all its glory
give me a break, op is retarded

>>38294006
this is the only way we'll get any respect OP
do it for for yourself and do it for us