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>bite the bullet and admit I'm a fucking socially retarded idiot and just can't find a gf/wife to my parents when confronted
>they do all they can to hook me up with a nice 22 yo girl, we hang out and I feel like it could finally work out
>we hang out, text and talk on the phone for hours for 1-2 months, everything seems fine
>something happens to her and her interest seems to drop out of fucking nowhere
>doesn't give a fuck about me suddenly
>obviously talks to me just to be polite and shitty teenage "I don't want to break his heart" dogshit
>I observe a certain fucking Chad-ish orbiter on her kikebook page who comments all her shit with hearts and other fucking obvious stuff
>she tells me "it's just a friend :^)" when confronted
>I know they are regularly in contact both irl and internet
>just stopped contacting her, she doesn't seem to give a fuck and my last interaction with her was over a month ago
I got cucked, didn't I? I swear to god I'll never ever ever EVER EVER get my hopes up in terms of any fucking girls ever again. I have this disgusting feeling like someone punched in my stomach for 2 weeks straight right now.
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>>38355028
You did fuck her right? Kiss? Hold hands?
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>>38355028
If texting takes more than 1 week to get a date then you're behind. 2 weeks and you're already cucked.
That goes for all of you. If you are not the romantic interest within a month, then you are not the romantic interest. Ask girls on dates, that's where you get to see if you two have actual chemistry. Tell them that they're pretty. Let them know that you're interested. As far as you're concerned, friendship is NEVER a precursor to a relationship. If that's enough for her to laugh at you, then you don't have chemistry.
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>>38355028
I'll do you one better, OP.
>Same deal; socially retarded, parents find a girl to hook me up with
>We actually hit it off really well and things go great
>We end up losing our virginities to one another
>I get into a college in another city, we decide to make it long distance
>Doesn't work long distance; we separate for a bit, date other people
>I come back b/c the school didn't work out
>She's dating some other guy
>Guy turns out to be an asshole, they break up
>We get back together
>Things go even better, for like 5 months
>Get told I'm the "best boyfriend ever" and the ILY's are everywhere
>Go on family vacation for a week
>Day 2, receive a text: "When you get home, we need to talk"
>"That sentence means very very few things, we need to talk now"
>Find out she's been talking to some guy on the side and has developed a crush on him
>He acknowledged her crush and apparently reciprocated it
>This was enough for her to dump me
>My loving relationship that basically ran its course over 5+ years got torn apart by a crush
This was 3 days ago :\
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What was the most ridiculous lie anyone ever told you?
My friend said he landed in a volcano while skydiving, but the force of a random eruption blew him back out.
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>>38355022
Therapist told me it would get better
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>>38355022
there are alot of volcanoes around and there can be wind effects in the volcano that could actually blow someone out but i doubt it was an eruption
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Chick convinced me when I was a kid that she opened the aeroplane window stuck her hand out and touched the clouds.
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Haha tiny dick thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6n4xh1/serious_girls_of_reddit_how_small_was_the/
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> there was no way a condom was staying on that little guy
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> it looked like a Vienna sausage lol
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reddit is such a mess
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Who /snitches on normies/ here?
>saw Tyrone with racist parents out on a date with a white girl
>immediately informed them
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How did you get in touch with their parents?
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>>38354938
Facebook sockpuppet
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>>38354957
Devilish indeed. I'd probably do it too if I knew anyone.
what do you robots spend your money on
i dont go outside, drink or smoke
and i rarely play any video games
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>>38354913
Guns ammo ramen and clips
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>>38354913
Oh yeah, Canadian Kevlar I'm building a suit
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xannies and designer
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What are this kind of leggings called? Cheekily transparent in some spots and otherwise prudishly opaque.
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>>38354860
Mesh panel.
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>>38354964
This is just unnecessarily hot. Can women not go one minute without the need to feel sexy?
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>>38354860
>>38354964
>>38355115
Fucking unexpected feels are the worst
>ywn have a fit athletic gf that walks around the house in leggings which perfectly present her figure.
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What are some comfy robot jobs? I kinda want to do night security, but I can't find any in my area.
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At-home coder.
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Push shopping carts for a grocery store.
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>>38354888
nice trips but seems very uncomfy
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I want off this roller coaster of depression. Been using >okcupid for a while now and ive talked to alot of girls getting numbers and talking etc, been on several dates that end up being nothing more than just. I've been blown off completely on meeting people about 3 times now. Last night was something that really tilted me..
>wanna come over ?
>yes anon id love to
>Netflix, pizza, beer
>start to drink
>start talking about OKC sex questions
>she's kinky as shit
>choke me anon with your murder hands....
> wtfamidoinglol.gif
>she makes a move
>I reciprocate
RECORD SCRATCH
>she pulls away
>"I think you're very attractive but not in a romantic way"
> I can't do this im s-sorry
>wtf.png
>"I think I should go its getting late"
>confused
>friendzoned
Is this all part of the game im missing ? do i need to be as ruthless as them ???
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>>38354848
Would you settle for you if you had 5-60 new men fighting for your attention every day?
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>>38354848
I've ascended and this degenerate shit only disgusts me
>pizza
>beer
>mindless TV
>"kinky" shit
>premarital fornication
indeed. all of that shit just makes me sneer like I'm smelling a turd
a rain needs to come and wash away all this filth
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>>38354994
HOLY FUCK..... I didnt think about that
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What did they teach the white girl?
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>>38354840
She got a pretty accurate idea of what life would be like dating a black guy
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>>38354840
I see nothing wrong here. Dumb slut deserved it.
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>>38354840
They taught her the reason why multiculturalism doesn't work. Nice guys.
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Is it possible for a psychic to see into the future from a poop smear like they can tea leaves? I wiped today and it looks like the head of a goat; should I be concerned? Is this satanic? Pic related.
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Before anyone asks, yes I had to use a paper towel to wipe. The new toilet paper I bought was in the living room and I didn't want to walk there with a poopy butt.
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>>38354833
Phsycics are not real
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>>38354847
Can respect that.
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>enjoying myself at home
>look at my work schedule
>I was supposed to be at work today an hour ago
>thought I had a day off today
Do I bother going today if I'm going to be late anyway?
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>>38354831
yes go to work
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No call no show is usually an insta fire. You should call at least unless you want some more time off, kek.
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yes and promise to work overtime.
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why don't you use your mic in video games /r9k/?
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>>38354792
Because my voice is the most abrasive sound known to man and it sounds fucking abysmal.
Also I have 0 confidence and don't know what to say. I don't even type in games anymore.
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>>38354792
https://clyp.it/ychwvjdq
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>>38354792
i don't play online multiplayer games
just single player ones
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>18
>loser neet
>dropout
>no friends
if anyone is interested in chatting and becoming friends my discord is skyler#9963
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I would add you qt femb0t, but I'm too autistic
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>>38354687
i'd befriend you if i wasn't an autistic fembot
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>>38354742
U can add ME plssss
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Why do non-virgin women try to act cute? It's honestly pathetic.
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Because society reassures them they aren't used goods.
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>>38354674
Why are you obsessed with virginity anon?
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>>38354720
This
>>38354730
Pic related8 seconds isn't enough to deter me
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>black girl from uni told me she'd suck my dick if I did her homework
Is it worth it?
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>>38354671
thats a sin, anon, rethink your priorities
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>>38354671
Don't perform any sexual acts without protection with someone you do not know the sexual history of. Basic shit. She could have some disease. Why don't you tell her to stop being a dumb cunt and be her own independant woman
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>>38354671
not worth it, she could easily turn around and call you a rapist, or even a racist for "pressuring" her to hold up her end of the bargain