What was the most ridiculous lie anyone ever told you? My friend

>>38355022
Therapist told me it would get better

>>38355022
there are alot of volcanoes around and there can be wind effects in the volcano that could actually blow someone out but i doubt it was an eruption

Chick convinced me when I was a kid that she opened the aeroplane window stuck her hand out and touched the clouds.

>>38355053
Kek

I know that feel bro

>>38355107
But thats completely possible in a light aircraft

>>38355139
nice try, aaaaalmost got me to make a retard of myself again.

>>38355173
I just wouldnt write off her story as a lie there are plane where you can open the window theyre small planes and the pilot could have let her

This neckbeard at the game store always told a bunch of retarded stories
>His dad was a US General in Desert Storm and his mom used to be a MI6 agent
>He rode the bus because his BMW was wrecked by a drunk driver
>He had a really powerful Warhammer army that would totally beat ours that was never there
>He had a GF. He had only one picture of her - one of those wallet-sized graduation photos.

the dewey decimal system was invented by me.
I tell myself this erryday
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A kid who used to ride my bus in elementary school told me that her baby brother died because they went on a roller coaster and he fell off when they went upside down.

Somehow never questioned how an infant would be allowed on the ride until years later.

That virgin women exist

>>38355367
I don't know why, but that's a beautiful image and it's making me feel again. Like I want to believe it.

>>38355575
Same, my brother keeps bugging me about Boruto and I almost want to succumb.

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>>38355629
>ywn watch Naruto on Cartoon Network again

>>38355744
I remember staying up with my friend while we talked over the phone watching the Chunin Exams arc together, getting all hype at every other fight.

The best.

>>38355022
>I love you, anon
I knew she was lying when she said it too
I wish i was stupid enough to have believed it.

>>38355788
Iktf. It was my favorite show as a kid and I watched it on Toonami every Saturday.

I might rewatch it again if I ever decide to watch Boruto, the Chunin Exams were great.

>>38355367

maybe the rollercoaster was at one of those shitty county fairs and there was one seriously methed up carnie who let the mother onto the ride with the baby. i doubt this shit would ever happen at an established theme park but carnivals are a different breed of irresponsibility

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>>38355880
I seriously doubt it but that's all I can think of. She didn't seem sad about it at all though so I'm still calling bullshit.

My friend's dad told me he was the original Jack Sparrow, and they CGI'ed Johnny Depp over him.

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she told me she loved me
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>>38356589
kek

>dad dressed up as Jack Sparrow on Halloween one year
>women kept asking him if he was Johnny Depp after he took the costume off

They look nothing alike now but it still kills me.

My very religious mom once told me that one day she commanded all demons in the house to leave in the name of god and heard shrieking noises fly out the door. She thinks she's in a pureflix movie

>you're intelligent, handsome, and a good person

I hear horrible lies from my clients all the time. Probably the best thing about working with retards.

>>38356805
Fuck forgot to add a lie.

One of the guys who I watch told me he was in the military and served for 8 years, had two kids, one was 8 the other 4 and he was the general manager of subway.

This guy is 28 and retarded. Literally. He seems like he could pass as a normal person but if you know his history he's all fucked up.