What's your go-to sadpanda search term/s?
female:masturbation yuri incest
male:tomgirl english
>>38375627
language:english$ male:crossdressing$
YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
That dude is only 4'9 lol
NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF!!1!
>drumpfkin nazis on my board
"Don't worry that I've slept with 40 men before you! It just means I love you more than 40 other guys!"
How do you respond?
Make her feel shame by explaining precisely why she is disgusting, and move on
>>38375533
She will say the exact same thing to the next guy, but 41 instead
>>38375533
>posting Sadie with this garbage
get out
any robots here learning a language? How is it going?
>>38375531
learning python atm
Pretty well my boi desu
Learned Japanese because I had nothing else to do. Glad I did.
>If a person shows a type of behavior toward small things it's very likely they'll show similar behavior in similar situations towards much bigger things as well
This is something a lot of /r9k/ agrees upon, do you personally believe it?
>>38375377
>This is something a lot of /r9k/ agrees upon
>actually making claims about the opinions of users on an anonymous board!
Literally what does that even mean
I do, but stop posting obese women as ops. It's disgusting.
>That Chad in high school who was actually nice to you.
>>38375357
Most chads in my school are actually chill.
>that chad who told you he wanted the nazis to win
I was socially retarded in high school but since becoming a Chad I make sure to be extra nice to all the losers that remind me of myself back in high school.
Recently saw a group of feral Chad's making fun of these 2 autists at a bar who were obviously making an attempt to break out of their shell and socialize. Told my gf to walk over there and pretend like she was interested in them. It was pretty cool and gave them a huge confidence boost
Who /diagnosed/ here? What did you get diagnosed with?
>>38375341
Migranes and cluster headaches (although I think they are either very mild or misdiagnosed).
I probably spend way too much money on Excedrin, because I take 2 a day if I have to go anywhere. Pretty much anything triggers my migraines, but especially bright lights and strong smells.
Asperger's Syndrome, it sucks bevaus epeople either think you're a super-genius or a complete retard.
>>38375341
Migraine
Pervasive Developmental Disorder - Not Otherwise Specified
Lactose intolerance
Scheuermann's disease
I think there's more beneath the surface but
>tfw ywn get diagnosed
What's your biggest achievement?
>>38375332
Beating metroid prime
Beating super metroid under 1 hour
Getting in bed naked with a girl, sadly no sex, pretty much everything but vaginal penetration.
Being able to come off as normie for the most part
Being considered attractive
Nothing super good, but I feel pretty achieved
Who is your ASMR-waifu?
PPOMO. I can only really watch Asian ASMRtists, except for a select few white ones like Maria and brightgrey. It's just more comfy.
>>38375331
>tfw gay
>tfw get great tingles from watching female ASMRtists and don't get annoying boners
>>38375429
I don't know what's wrong with her mic but her mouth sounds are LOUD AF compared to other asmr youtubers. I'm pretty sure it's not the quality of her equipment since the others i'm comparing her with have top tier equipment too
Describe yourself using the 'DUDE X LMAO' shitpost format
I'll start
>DUDE LIFT WEIGHTS AND LISTEN TO VAPORWAVE HIGH LMAO
DUDE WEED ANDMASTURBATE 10 TIMES A DAYLMAO
DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO
>>38375313
DUDE CODE GAMES AND NEVER FINISH ANYTHING LMAO
Sigh sigh sigh
I've been out jogging for 2 weeks now
and i'm still exhausted after only 20 mins
what am I doing wrong
mfw skipped by qt.315's on omegle
pic not related
op you are insecure cunt, that wants to be validated
>>38375303
Secret is inclines, go find some hills.
>>38375303
No one knows or cares what you're alluding to.
Go validate you incredibly fragile emotional insecurities on the designated board for vapid children like you, you fucking cretin
Continue to exist.
Just endure.
Time passes, pain comes and goes.
Nothing lasts forever.
Just endure.
>>38375276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AVi6JBUuA
You don't need to be happy,
or satisfied.
Just wait.
>>38375316
Why?
Because low level misery for a few more years is better than becoming so distressed by trying to change things that I destroy myself.
Suck myfoot.
Do people with foot fetishes ever like fat feet or ugly feet? This is important, please answer. My sex life depends on it.
>>38375229
Fat feet are fucking disgusting.
And feet aren't really ugly unless you don't take care of your toenails.
>>38375229
No. Fat and/or ugly feet can ruin an otherwise attractive girl.
>We'd both be 19 if he was still here. We were pretty alike. Both were studying shit that we didn't want to. It bummed him out but not that much. Then hair loss hit. He started losing hair all over his head. Every doctor just said it was aggressive hair loss. His worries become amplified ten fold. Everything bummed him out, he wouldn't leave his house. I wake up one day to my mum telling me that he hanged himself in his room when everyone was away. Nobody talks about how hair loss made everything worse. I understand depression plays a huge factor but it would have never fucking happened if hair loss treatments were not complete bull shit. Guess what though? Now i'm going through the same thing. Rapidly losing my hair and people are noticing it. My own parents won't even look at me the same way. Can the industry get its shit together. I want to live. Why can't people understand how balding fucks up your mind at a young age.
>>38375150
stop eating kale bro
>shave head
>grow beard
job done
>>38375638
If you want to look like a human turd
How the fuck do I motivate myself to DO THE THING?
i realised i don't deserve the easy way out
bump for major interest
do what
maybe all you have to do is surrender and it will
do you