Describe yourself using the 'DUDE X LMAO' shitpost

DUDE WEED AND MASTURBATE 10 TIMES A DAY LMAO

DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO

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>>38375313
DUDE CODE GAMES AND NEVER FINISH ANYTHING LMAO

>>38375313
DUDE WASHED OUT BY 25 LMAO

DUDE LONELY AND SUICIDAL LMAO

DUDE LISTEN TO HIPHOP AND HATE NORMIES WHILE BEING ONE YOURSELF LMAO

DUDE WAKE UP EAT PROGRAM REGRET ALL OF IT LMAO

DUDE CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE CONSTANTLY AND NEVER GO THROUGH WITH IT LMAO

DUDE NEVER HAD FEELT LOVE LMAO

DUDE EXISTENTIAL DREAD LMAO
The universe will come to a halt some day, life was literally a mistake

DUDE ISOLATE YOURSELF BY HAVING SPECIFIC STANDARDS FOR FRIENDS THEN WONDER WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS LMAO

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DUDE MORE INTELLIGENT THEN ENTIRE BOARD 155 IQ LMAO

DUDE DEVELOP NO SKILLS NOR ENJOY YOUR 20s LMAO

DUDE ISOLATE YOURSELF FROM EVERYONE AND DRINK LMAO

>>38375313
DUDE EAT, WORK, LIFT, FUCK REPEAT LMAO.

>DUDE TRICK YOURSELF INTO THINKING YOU'RE A NORMIE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GF BUT THEN RETURN TO BEING AN ALCOHOLIC SHUT IN WHEN SHE BREAKS YOUR HEART AFTER 1.5 YEARS LMAO

>>38375900
DUDE THIS LMAO

DUDE TAKES HRT AND CROSS DRESSES THEN TAKES DRUGS TO HANDLE DEPRESSION AND ANXIET LMAOOO

DUDE TOO INTELLEGENT TO GET A JOB LMAO

FRIEND SPEAK BROKEN ENGLISH WITH A HIGH FREQUENCY LOL

DUDE HAS COMFY LIFE HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF BUT HES BORED AND EVERYDAY FLOWS INTO EACHOTHER AND MY ANCESTORS WOULD BE ASHAMED LMAO

DUDE GO TO WORK, COME HOME AND DO NOTHING LMAO

DUDE START LIFTING TO MASK YOUR VARIOUS INSECURITIES LMAO

DUDE GET HIGH EVERY DAY EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A 26 YEAR OLD LOSER AND KNOW YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>>38376273
DUDE SAME BUT 24 LMAO

DUDE DESTROYED MY BRAIN THROUGH YEARS OF ABUSE AND FUCKED UP EVERYTHING I HAD IN LIFE LMAO

>>38375313
DUDE BOMBS LMAOJ

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DUDE VIRTUE SIGNALLING, PORN ADDICTION EVEN THOUGH IM NOT EVEN AROUSED OR ENHJOYING IT AT ALL, NEVER PLAYING ANY VIDEO GAMES EVEN THOUGH STEAM IS ALWAYS OPEN, NO REAL PERSONAL TRAITS, NO INTERESTS OR ASPIRATIONS OR DREAMS, PARASITIC BEING WHO LIVES OFF VALIDATION FROM OTHERS LMAO

DUDE WORK WORK AT A MINIMUM WAGE JOB, GO TO THE GYM, AND PLAY RUNESCAPE IN YOUR FREE TIME LMAO

>DUDE CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF VARIOUS FORMS OF ANTISOCIAL ESCAPISM IN ORDER TO FILL THE MASSIVE GAP IN YOUR LIFE, CREATED BY A COMPLETE LACK OF SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH OTHER PEOPLE LMAO

>>38375980
t. DUDE SO DELUDED THAT HE THINKS INTERNET IQ TESTS ARE RELEVANT LMAO

DUDE RANDONNEURING AND LONELINESS LMAO

DUDE POST WAS NOT ORIGINAL LMAO

DUDE CONVICE YOURSELF YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL POLY SUBSTANCE ABUSE ADDICT AND LIE TO LITERALLY EVERYBODY REGARDLESS OF HOW CLOSE YALL ARE AND HAVE A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX WITH ZERO MOTIVATION TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING DESPITE THE LOOKS AND BRAINS TO DO ANYTHING LMAO

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>>38375313
>DUDE LIFT WEIGHTS AND PLAY VIDYA, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS, A HEALTHY FAMILY RELATIONSHIP, AND A GF ANYWAYS LMAO

This is the worst thread I have seen all year. Good job OP

DUDE SHOOT HERION UNTIL YOU'RE BROKE GO THROUGH WITHDRAWALS SWEARING YOU'LL STOP RINSE AND REPEAT LMAO

>DUDE IDENTIFY AS A ROBOT EVEN THOUGH IM NOT ONE LMAO

DUDE SELF AWARENESS AND SAD MUSIC LMAO

DUDE PROCRASTINATE LITERALLY ALL DAY AND GET ANXIOUS AND DEPRESSED ABOUT IT LMAO

>>38375313
DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEAS JUST FUCKING END MY LIFE LPPEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP THE FUCKING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP PLESAE FUCKNG KILL ME OH GOD PLEASE THE FUCKING VOICES NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE JUST FUCKING MAKE IT SOTP LMAO

>>38376810
DUDE GO INTO THREADS YOU DON'T LIKE ON A BOARD WITH NO TOPIC AND COMPLAIN LMAO

DUDE CODE RANDOM SHIT IN HOPES OF MAKING MONEY SO I NEVER HAVE TO WAGESLAVE AGAIN LMAO

>>38376922
just because it doesn't have a topic doesn't mean it needs to become /b/ tier

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DUDE WALK AROUND AIMLESSLY LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY

DUDE ANXIETY AND PARANOIA LMAO

>>38375313
DUDE LISTEN TO INDIE POP EMO N SKRAMZ ALL DAY AND FEEL SAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T ENJOY DOING ANYTHING ELSE LMAO

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DUDE WEED AND SHOEGAZE LMAO

DUDE WAGEKEK YOUR LIFE AWAY LMAO

DUDE WORK EVERYDAY SKATE AND GET DRUNK WITH THE SAME PEOPLE EVERY WEEKEND AND NO GF LMAO

DUDE GO TO WORK AND GET NOTHING DONE LMAO

>>38376979
I too enjoy drugs and shoegaze, anon. Although I much prefer psychedelics in general.

What are some of your favorite groups?

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>>38377103
Standard stuff like My Bloody Valentine and Have a nice life.
Like some of Whirr's songs
Don't know if Carissa's Wierd counts.
I tried dxm today but I take zoloft so I may have fucked myself but who cares.
I just can't psychedelics as easy as weed and I'm too dumb to use a market.
You?

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DUDE WAGESLAVERY AND SAD SHITPOSTING LMAO

>>38377215
I like mostly Japanese stuff, because that's what I've delved deepest into. Asobi Seksu is great, right up my valley. Shame it seemed like a one-off thing... I've been on a Mass Of The Fermenting Dregs kick lately, it's quite enjoyable but it feels a bit post-rocky and not too shoegaze'y. Ride though, Ride makes a lot of good shit. Haven't listened much to him but I quite like it.

Lately I've been on a Future Funk kick, but I still keep a few albums of shoegaze on my phone for when I go outside the door.

I tried DXM for the first time not too long ago as well, I think I might have dosed a bit low. I felt really fucked up for the first "wave", and the rest of the trip was just mild intoxication. I'll have to give it a try on a later point in time.

>>38377295
I didn't feel shit but that may be because I got high after I drank the bottle and me being severely overweight.

DUDE AUTISTIC CELIBATE ENGINEER LMAO

>>38377319
I'm also quite the large fella. I did one bottle of the capsules, I don't remember how much it was. Next time I'll try doubling the dose, but the problem is that it's quite hard to get where I live. It sure was interesting, like being really drunk but still lucid.

>>38375313
DUDE LISTEN TO MUSIC AND WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING LMAO.

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SOME ANGRY LITTLE MAN JUST SITS IN A CHAIR

>>38377356
I'm just paranoid to take the other bottle I bought because of what people said the zoloft and dxm would do to me.

>>38377393
I don't know much about that but you should always be wary when mixing substances anon! Be safe!