Who is your ASMR-waifu?

PPOMO. I can only really watch Asian ASMRtists, except for a select few white ones like Maria and brightgrey. It's just more comfy.

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>>38375331
>tfw gay
>tfw get great tingles from watching female ASMRtists and don't get annoying boners

>>38375429
I don't know what's wrong with her mic but her mouth sounds are LOUD AF compared to other asmr youtubers. I'm pretty sure it's not the quality of her equipment since the others i'm comparing her with have top tier equipment too

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Latte-fu

>>38375585
Her mic is what puts her on top for me. Something about it just makes legendary sounds.

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>>38375331
Jellybean ASMR is a good choice OP. I really like her and started into ASMR through her but I also like ASMR Darling. She's very cheerful and enthusiastic, which are two emotions I haven't felt in years.

MixedASMR drew me a picture.
She is also kawaii, but rarely posts anymore.

>>38375656
she's a roastie thought but I try to ignore that fact

Goodnight Moon is top qt and top comfy.

Dr T
superchillumasmr
Any low quality boyfriend asmr (watashi faggoted and lonely)

>>38375781
all of them are

my fav is probably gibi, she's not the cutest but for some reason she's the most relaxing to me and something about her fingers is EXTREMELY lewd but in a very low-key and comforting way that doesn't excite me viscerally but rather just complements the feeling of relaxation

>>38375781
Which one is a roastie? Although I'd find it easier to assume that all female ASMR Youtubers are roasties, I still doubt that because ASMR is such a strange thing and it's got a niche audience too. Normies tend to think that ASMR is weird. If a girl gets into it, even if it's somewhat for the money, that doesn't immediately make her a roastie.

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>>38376428
jellybean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg1TsNpkWgk

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>>38375331
she's a goddess. she looks at you with those unreadable soulless eyes telling you she cares and loves you.

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>>38375331
Hatomugi

>>38376560
i love when you have a nice view on her clevage. she seems pure but i imagine her to be pretty slutty in private.

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>>38376529
God fucking damnit. I hadn't viewed this before and I had no clue that she did anything like this. Why the fuck do women even do this stupid shit? Do they honestly think this makes them look attractive? I try not to hate women, but damn, they do whatever they can to make themselves look like retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXmOhUtHBJw&t=630s

Fairychar <3

>>38376731
same, i can't take her videos serious because of that.

>>38375656
Literally the two are just your average roastie trying to gain attention, their look like they are fabricated soulless shit, they give the vibe that they are just whores

If you're going to listen to female ASMRtists choose one that doesn't give you distracting boners, like Cutebunny992 or Cosmic Tingles
These girls don't give that soulless roastie vibe

>>38376751
>Why the fuck do women even do this stupid shit?

She's a Koreaboo, so she's obsessed with k-pop. These are "cover dances".

>>38376817
>Cutebunny992 or Cosmic Tingles
>These girls don't give that soulless roastie vibe

Those girls are literally the opposite of that.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBRuxya3juxDB1SOg-QOBpg/videos

You can sense the mental Illness through the screen.

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>>38375429
>>38375634
>>38375815
>>38376633
These are all great asmr waifus. You guys have better taste than infinity chans actual asmr board.
Obviously ASMR is my current boyfriendfu, but i'm not gay.

ASMRRequests and Gentlewshipering seem to be the most "professional" of the bunch, even though Gentlewhispering isn't immune to the "exploit lonely betas" thing.

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nicole (pigsbum53), first asmr videos I watched were from her back in 2012 before all those fancy mics and equipment stuff started being popular. She hasn't uploaded in awhile but I'm still happy with all her old videos at least for nostalgic tingles.

>>38376751
shut the fuck up faggot

she's hot and I enjoy watching her shake her ass

>>38376894
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE'S A DEGENERATE ROASTIE WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38376751
It's a woman doing a cute dance to a stupid song. Lighten the fuck up, it's not a personal affront to you.

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idk theres so many perfect girls...

top 3 for me:

>cloveress
The banana videos are obvious normie bait but her normal videos are really well made and when she isn't trying to be an edgy retard her personality is really nice.
>catplant
super cute and you can tell she cares about the videos shes making and she has a really different vibe. shes pretty awkward too which is a plus for me because it makes her seem a lot more real
>glow
probably the most pretty with the best attention to detail and sounds.

probably ting ting, there's just something about chinese accents that relax the fuck out of me more than any other.

2. ppomo
3. latte

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>>38376926
>cloveress
>search for her
>first video is called "gamer girl ASMR"

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>>38376827
>>38376894
>>38376913
>these whiteknight faggots

>>38376989
watch the video bucko half her videos are satire :^)

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>>38376894
I never said that she wasn't hot you mongoloid, just that her "dancing" makes her look like a retard.
>>38376913
I know it has nothing personal to do with me, but I still think she looks stupid when she does that. It's not like I'm suddenly going to stop listening to her though, I still will. In fact, when I listen to ASMR I don't even watch the video for the most part, I just like to listen sometimes before I go to bed to pretend that a human female wants to talk to me.

Do you guys use earbuds or headphones when listening? I really want to use headphones but I can't feel comfortable when laying down with headphones

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>>38377043
>satire
sorry mate, but she's just another roastie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVA24sJ1vw

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>no April
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXIXpfWyUNE&t=6s

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>>38375781
>>38376428
>>38376529
>>38376751
>>38376817
>>38376827
>>38376847
>>38376894
>>38376913
>>38376989
>>38377006
>>38377101

don't stop now please i enjoy watching people trash each others waifus

>>38377107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjuzsaODp-0
WRONG VIDEO WRONG VIDEO

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>>38377114
fuck you and everyone ITT
this thread was a mistake and I'm going to bed

fuck you guys and all of these roasties, I'm never listening to asmr again

>>38377098
earphones ftw

>>38377101
>expecting fembots to make quality asmr videos
sorry bucko but you won't find any actual robots making asmr, at least nothing you would actually want to listen to or watch. I don't mind idealizing a roastie if I'm never going to see their bad side or even meet them.

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>>38377163
What did you expect? Literally any topic that involves any form of waifu just devolves into retarded shitslinging

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>>38377209
Agatha (threemilkt) used to be pretty robotic but her asmr videos have started to get super popular now because she's doing them in weebanese. She's a lesbian and hates the fact that guys watch her videos, especially guys like us.

>>38377246
Agatha is too retarded to mantain a stable viewer base, pretty sure those 100k views on her chink asmr video are just a fluke and she's going to go downhill soon

>>38377322
eh look at the comments on them, it'll definitely be a boost to her regular view count for sure. I'm happy she's finding more success doing stuff she enjoys though rather than taking advantage of retarded betas.

>>38376794
>Fairychar <3
Her Christmas one is aces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxNM2q_Z2Xo

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Who's ops bitch?

Tu momento para respirar look her on YouTube she's a cute Argentinian asmr girl

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>>38377246
This is why I stopped watching her. When she brought her lesbian 'friend' in on the scene for a video, I was so disgusted I unsubscribed and disliked so fucking fast.

can someone tell me how to start doing asmr everyone tells me i have an asmr voice

I watch a lot of the same videos over and over. Latte is my favorite. I like hand movement, tapping, and brushing. Her voice is perfect too. Maria from Gentle Whispering also has a nice voice. I will just give you a few of my favorite videos of all time. People itt seem to think asmr is about looking at pretty girls.
https://youtu.be/E7y-LUes9fQ
https://youtu.be/B3pNwmtg078
https://youtu.be/EZJZEaXhTQo

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>>38377098
Over the ear. I lay on my back. Or lean back on my chair.

do "tingles" sometimes accompany a flushing/warming of the face and ears?

trying to figure out what the feeling is. I don't know if I've experienced it myself.

>>38378467
Record something on vocaroo and post it here and we'll be the collective magistrates of the quality of your ability to produce relaxing mouth noises.

>>38378673
what do I say? I'm just a boy not a girl btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yscFMJyeBXA

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>>38375331
Used to like MissShadowLovely but her characters are boring and their voices are all blending together and she doesn't do anything intimate with the character - she just freakin' talks.

I really liked this one ASMR girl, but she hasn't many stuff in about 5 months. I don't wanna say her name because I want her to myself. She lives in Canada, she hasn't shown her face, she likes Kokoa, and browses 4chan. If you're her you'll know I'm talking about you.

I miss you!

>>38377138
Oh shit lad, who's this qt? I'm going to give some of her videos a listen later tonight so thanks. So far I can say I like the way she annunciates, not too much loud mouth sounds, but she's not all mumbly.

>>38376926
If for perfect you mean literally retarded sure.