I am Rogal Dorn. Ask me anything.
Ur emperor is dead lol
>>38378138
He is not.
This comment is original.
Why are you such twat?
On a scale from 1-10 how much did I fuck up?
>>38378086
not much
thinking you can "fuck up" via text is a meme dude, womyn either like you or not and she obviously did not already
Pretty bad. Why would you contact someone who obviously ghosted you?
Let it go my man.
What kind of music does /r9k/ like? Post your 10 favorite artists in no particular order, and your favorite song from each. I'll start
Uriah Heep - Bird of Prey
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Slayer - Altar of Sacrifice
Slipknot - Vermillion
Dio - The Last in Line
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Gorillaz - November has Come
DragonForce - Fury of the Storm
Alestorm - Midget Saw
Queen - Flick of the Wrist
>>38378056
Leopold Godowsky - Passacaglia on Schubert's "unfinished symphony"
Viktor Kosenko - Passacaglia in G Minor (from 11 etudes in the form of an old dance)
Beethoven - Appassionata Sonata, 3rd mov.
Bach - Chaconne from Partita in D minor
Chopin - Ballade in G Minor
Charles Valentin Alkan - Le Festin d'Aesope
Paganini - Caprice No. 5
Kaikhosru Sorabji - Gulistan (The Rose Garden)
Nikolai Medtner - Sonata in E minor (Night Wind)
Alfred Schnittke - Requiem
i haven't seen worse taste since gorillaz shilling on/mu/, holy fuck.
>>38378198
Actually, scratch that, for Medtner, I'd probably put his Piano Quintet in C maj.
/alcoholic/ bread right here my friends. Let me tell you my story. You might wanna add some thoughts on this.
>>38378037
pls drank watar aftr acohal pls
>alcoholic thread
That reminds me, has that samson faggot killed himself yet since he can't post selfies of himself holding drinks that look big in his tiny hands anymore?
>>38378037
Please do tell your story. I have been drinking every day for the past week now. I don't think I'm slowing down anytime soon.
>tfw you saw your sister's vagina for the first time
>>38378022
You would think my older sister would at least let me see her vagina. Not asking for much here. She's even said she has seen my dick. Don't know when though.
Did it make you want to lick it? or was it all roastie and gross?
>>38378022
would you please describe it
Anyone else here never had sex?
>>38377943
I'm not sure what your strange little game is going to turn out to be OP, but I'm curious to see what it is.
I never have.
>>38377943
Pretty much everyone on this board
>>38377943
How long do you have to go without sex to be considered a virgin? If it's over 5 months I'm a virgin again
What are you / have been listening to?
Preferred Depressive music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-JQe3f6tc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LLPANAgzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9uxjqEwKNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7NhD8_z7vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_AuESAPvVY
>>38377917
Give me a minute op I'll give you some links they may not be the most depressing but they make me feel better when I down and out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Gld700LE
this cool shit
That's Liife - Frank Sinatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
Save Me - Globus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDqThq9QA0
Let's Go - Stuck In The Sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
>chad is a good goy, he dindu nuffin!
What the fuck is up with people posting this shit on here now?
If chad was such a good goy and dindu nuffin than he wasn't a fucking chad you autistic sperg fuck.
>>38377901
Sorry, anon. We love Chads now.
if there is 1 thing that's lower than a robot, is to suck chads dick. you can't go lower than that.
give it up faggots. no chad in the world would crown you into normiehood
>>38377901
Who are you even talking to right now?
Thanks dad for making me addicted to smoking.
Don't blame anyone but yourself. You made the choice.
>>38377893
Next time you want to smoke, don't. Repeat ad infinatum.
Congratulations, you are now no longer addicted to smoking.You're still a phaggot though. No cure for that.
>>38378955
Not OP but my dad actually did get me addicted to cigarette. He would come home from work and make me light his cigarette for him, but you can't keep them lit without inhaling, so I would have to take the first drag for him, and then hand it to him. And now I'm addicted.
Does anybody have the full image of this girl? Ive seen it alot before but i havent seen it in a while. Please im in love.
>>38377842
>Please im in love.
don't lie anon,
how can you love somebody who you have only seen pics of?
>>38377842
Ok I'll spoon-feed you this one time OP, don't tell anyone
>>38377842
fuxking nigger ass
Its that time of the week again, how we doin?
Could be worse I guess. I really want summer to be over with already so football (American and International) would be back. I miss cool sunday mornings watching epl and then then nfl as the day progresses.
I need to start jogging or running but I am always beat up from work so I have to find out how to get in motion and begin being healthier.
Also tfw no gf
I'm really struggling with long term goals. I really don't know what I want in life, and things like savings, losing weight and stopping smoking always lose out to instant gratification.
I feel nothing but absolutely debilitating misery at this point, there's nothing to wake up to and I can't find any rest. How the fuck did it all go so fucking wrong?
>tfw Chad
>always defended quiet boys in school and tried to make their lives easier
>see the things you anons write here while coincidentally listening to some emotional piano music
I could have done more...
The real Chads were absolute bros. Not the jerks and bullies but the guys who were just nice to everyone. Not your fault you won the lottery of life. I just wish I could've been like you.
>>38377722
Yeah, real chad's are nice to everyone because since they have everything going for them, there isn't a single fiber of hatred in their body. I honestly never understood where Chad hate came from, they were always nice to me.
>>38377677
By the time Chads were clearly defined I was already willfully isolated.
It's OK, Chad, don't blame yourself. Besides, I came out fine... more or less.
A semi-homeless single mother who I've known since middle school sent me this over fb. How do I get arms like that? She looks like she could give a dad-firm handshake with those guns.
>>38377676
Giving countless handjobs and constantly holding on to things while getting railed out can give you arms like that
>>38377676
be sure to cut the forearms in a way that emphasizes the underlying muscle tone
>>3837769
I technically do all of those things. How come my arms look like Dick Cheney's bloated dead ballsack?
Start of the weekend. Gonna open up a ballbusting thread. Also The wife is here so if you wanna ask about breastfeeding do it cuz I didn't know alot of the shit I'm witnessing now
>>38377673
How to induce breast milk
>>38377803
You have a child and your clauastrom? Comes in and your baby has to work hard to get that out of you. After a few days of that your milk drops and that's much easier for your baby to get. To the point that your almost drowning him.
>>38377839
Found out its spell colostrum. Here are a pair of boobs for the trouble (random Pic online)
What do you do when shit doesn't feel right? Like when you have lots of worries
>>38377651
literally drugs and alcohol.
I wanna get some coke too so I can replace ritaline.
>>38377651
Running helps.. any exercise really
>>38377651
play dota and rhythm games to forget