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>"Anon, take your shirt off and cool off in the pool with me!"
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Are you lost? Here. Have this bowl of eggs. Eat it
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>>38381089
Will do sweetie, however my only stipulation is your take off your shirt as well.
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Nah famette my shoulders get sunburned easily
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Am I wrong if I believe both people in a "friendzone" situation tend to be full of shit?
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>>38381082
You're full of shit for believing they are.
Right person wrong time = friendzone
Or many reasons
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>>38381082
Not everyone is attracted to everything that moves
Kill yourself. Only you would believe there HAS to be something
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>>38381082
No such thing a small friend zone
She denied you, you didn't want to move on
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Robots, we need a phrase we can use irl to identify each other with. How about:
"The narwhal bacons at midnight"
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>>38381074
"feelin' no gf, guy?"
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"gas the kikes, racewar now" seems to filter out the normies pretty well
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>>38381074
"what's up, faggot?" nobody uses faggot in normal speech nowadays
How the fuck do people work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week without killing themselves?
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>>38381070
They drink I think, its really sad.
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>>38381070
Most people have a gf/bf to comfort them when they get home from work
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>>38381070
Judging by the suicide rates; they don't
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How do you personally fight anxiety and self-doubt? What did it take for you to feel good (or at least comfortable) with yourself?
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Stop being a little faggot bitch
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I decided i don't have to succeed in my interests, be they comedy, women, music, moviemaking, writing, learning, etc. I just have to do the work in order to do the work. Something a comedian on a podcast taught me. Essentially said, "Don't go to open mics to get famous. Go to the open mics to do well and to fail and to experience the vast chasm between those experiences". That made me okay with just DOING the things i'm interested in and saying fuck you to people who said i had to succeed in them in a specific way. Hope that helps dude. I'm also super fucking depressed so take my dumb advice with a grain of salt.
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Honestly working in customer service.
I was a stuttering mess, I couldn't make eye contact, could barely string together a sentence, etc.
I have learned how to convey confidence when I speak just from having to do it so often. If customers sense that you're weak, they'll fuck with you so much harder.
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>"hey anon you and stacy would be cute together she seems into you"
What did the normies at work mean by this?
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Don't shit where you eat anon. It's not worth it. Best case scenario she avoids you worst case scenario she contacts HR and you're fired.
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>>38380981
So should I reveal my true power and tell her fuck off or just act like I didn't hear anything?
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>>38381024
Not sure who "her" is in this situation. If "her" is your coworker suggesting you and "stacy" get together, just ignore her, and if she keeps asking, respectfully ask her to stop because you're not interested. If "her" is "stacy", i might give it a chance, but only if you're willing to take a risk.
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>ordered a s*x t*y by mail to get it guaranteed arrived on friday and pick it up stealthily at night from the mailbox
>its saturday and its still not here
>check the delivery tracking
>still on the way
>mfw theres a chance theyll deliver it to the door
>mfw my parents will find out im a huge fucking faggot
f-fuck
anyone has any good ideas for excuses because i dont think my parents will take an "i dunno lol someone mixed up the address haha"
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>>38380947
>>>/b/
Unoriginal
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Why don't you just get all your mail sent to a PO box?
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>ordered a sixty
Sixty what?
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>go to school with severely autistic chick
>she chews on all of her shirts, giant holes in them
>she doesn't have a filter so she thinks its okay to call the teachers a nigger
>punches self every other 5 minutes
>she got an instagram
>she finds my account, messages me
>"ANON I HAVE ALWAYS HAD CRUSH ON YOU"
>deletes the message out of fear
>she wont stop asking me out at school
>SHE OFFERS BJ
should i get a bj and date her? should i decline?
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She'll do to your dick what she does to her shirt don't take the chance.
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>>38380918
if it's completely legal then go for it
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>>38380991
Not even being ironic. That was very funny.
Do you have the must haves? If you don't, you need to work on yourself.
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>>38380904
>silhouette of guy who is a musthavenot
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>>38380904
All in all, nobody cares about being a good person or having a nice person to be with as long as they have a pulse
Is what your pic is saying. Where does "good person" come in hand? Shitty pic by shitty author.
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>>38380939
I agree..
I mean, looking at that at even a glance I can tell those aren't really things I think were that necessary, besides a few accept ions that are my own opinion.
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How does a poor person move to a big busy city like nyc?
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>>38380871
Find a job with higher pay band in said city. Pay attention to cost of living
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>>38380871
>>> /b/
Originally
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>>38380871
Op, whats ur occupation
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We take characters and we say what type of robot they are
Jay is the NEET who thinks he's a Chad
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who the fuck is this
who cares
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>>38380919
What, you don't know fuckin Jay and Silent Bob? The fuckin mack daddys of fuckin Jersey?
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>>38381259
I literally don't give a shit about movies and celebrities.
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Just do it faggots.
I was a klv until the age of 23, thought I'd die alone for sure. Thought dating apps weren't meant for people like me, but boy was I wrong.
With enough persistence, I was able to get dates with girls ranging from 5 to 8 fairly easily, and I'm one unfortunate-looking motherfucker. Fat, balding, shitty facial aesthetics, you name it. The only physical asset I have is my height, but I have no social skills whatsoever, not to mention that I'm a drug addict, a gambler and a smoker.
It feels good to be able to take part in normie conversations, not having to stare at my feet when people talk about their sexual experiences. Just create a profile and message every decent-looking girl on there, it'll pay off eventually.
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This is the best I can get off okcupid/tinder, would you consider this a 5?
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>>38380844
Probably a 3
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>>38380853
I'm 6'3 and lean. So this thread is a meme
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>new neighbors in overcrowded neighborhood
>took a rebel flag like pic related from a confederate grave in cemetery
>gonna plant the flag in neighbors flowerbeds around one a. M. Tonight
>right next door to them neighbors are black
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>stealing from graves
fucking nigger.
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>>38380810
And?
Also fuck you for stealing from a cemetery.
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>>38380838
Long hair don't care
Long hair don't care
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"Hey anon, my friend said she likes you xD"
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>>38380790
>friend who "likes you" snickering behind her
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>>38380790
>>38381284
This would likely constitute sexual harassment (it's an umbrella term)
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>>38381350
Honestly you're a faggot and should tongue my ass
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>just realized my little sister is a thot
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post her instagram my boy
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>>38380783
Post pics of her panty drawer with timestamp pls
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>>38380783
19-year-old anon with a 16-year-old sis here. I know the feeling
Fuck feminism, fuck the sexual revolution, they took my sweet little sister and turned her into a basic bitch like every other woman under 35