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>ordered a s*x t*y by mail to get it guaranteed arrived on friday and pick it up stealthily at night from the mailbox
>its saturday and its still not here
>check the delivery tracking
>still on the way
>mfw theres a chance theyll deliver it to the door
>mfw my parents will find out im a huge fucking faggot
f-fuck
anyone has any good ideas for excuses because i dont think my parents will take an "i dunno lol someone mixed up the address haha"
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>>38380947
>>>/b/
Unoriginal
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Why don't you just get all your mail sent to a PO box?
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>ordered a sixty
Sixty what?
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>>38380947
get a PO box you retard
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>>38380947
Ok op here's what you do
Download a fake text generation app for your mobile OS of choice and create a fake chain of messages with a 'friend' talking about pranking your 'other friend' and agreeing to buy a huge dildo to do this with (I presume it's a huge dildo)
Then if they end up unboxing your huge dildo you go 'oh my God haha we are pranking my friend, look, you didn't think this was for me, did you?'
Yeah it's pretty retarded but do you have a better idea
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>>38380947
god what kind of asshole parent digs in their kids mail
fucking tell them to leave your mail alone
most toy sites send their packages discreetly or at least emphasize it. if you failed to pay attention to that then AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR LIFE IS RUINED
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