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Are non-muslim kafirs human? 2017-07-15 06:40:33 Post No.38382675
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Are non-muslim kafirs human?
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I mean they have so much sex outside marriage.
And they drink alcohol and everything.
Even Jews are better than them.
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Are frog posting basement dwellers human?
I mean they post so many frogs out of context.
They just eat tendies and yell at their mother.
Even dat boi posters are better than them.
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Kafir - 1 Disbeliever
Kuffar - Multiple disbelievers
t. actual Muslim
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>>38382675
Robots, submit your pale twink asses to Islam.
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Share comfy albums
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>inb4 pink floyd, some weird folk punk, and tame impala
robots have terrible taste in music
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Lambchop's entire discography is comfy-core
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Currently listening to this as I attempt to fall asleep
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>tfw no hex maniac bf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
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>>38382590
so wtf do you actually want? a gf or a bf??
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>>38382610
Im fine with anything at this point
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>>38382786
instead of buying shoes you should buy a nice strong leather belt
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why do vaginas look so fucking gross
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>>38382574
because they are gross. in look and in smell.
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What are you talking about, they look Perfectly fine to me.
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>>38382574
>>38382588
The shaved bush meme was a mistake
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>no helmets
>little protective clothing
>insanely high injury rate
Rugby is the most Alpha sport. Chads are alphas amongst men but only the alphas amongst Chads play rugby.
Can you see that white guy about to get his shit ruined? No gear on, he's expected to get up and continue playing. Go on YouTube and search rugby tackle compilations. Dudes get speared for meters with just a fucking t-shirt and shorts on.
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>>38382492
Alpha? There is so many gays at that sport...
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>>38382580
Such as...?
69
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Men, those locker rooms....
I'm in a military academy right now, at first I was sharing the locker room with the others, but I bailed out. I simply wasn't able to hold my erections. I asked to use the girl's locker room because there's barely any girl there, and I talked with the 5 chicks that actually go there and said that I was gay and wouldn't be a problem. At first they didn't believe but now they're so comfortable with me around that they are actually starting to "harass" me in a friendly manner, but I don't like it. Last time Gloria grabbed my dick while they all laughed but I didn't laugh for sure, I don't like damn women joking on my weiner.
I really can't catch a break... And the homolust... The constant physical contact... And those fuckers are all ripped... It's like I'm in boyschool all over again. The sexual nightmare of forbidden pleasures. At first you think, yeah it's awesome, I'll be able to see a ton of dicks...
But seeing and not be able to actually do anything with it... The burning desire consume my stomach, I'm masturbating every day to keep at bay but it's not working anymore.
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Mistress T, Stand-Up Comedienne 2017-07-15 06:26:20 Post No.38382467
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Mistress T, Stand-Up Comedienne
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>HEELOOOO MAANITOOOBAAAA!
[Bored, polite audience barely stirs, but for some jive from the dark corner.]
>Sorey everybody we started a few minutes late
[white males nod respectfully]
>My slave saw a cock and nearly crashed the car
[crowd chuckles, tension lowering right before she drops the bomb]
>Turns out it was just the US President
[Paroxysms of enlightened ecstasy rivet the nerves of all in attendance and everyone howls forth in devoted righteous laughter]
>I kid, I kid, sorey to any yanks in the crowd tonight. We really do appreciate you coming to Canada, and sorey to be a debbiedowner but just would you please leave all the guns and callousness towards the poor at home please?
[Solemn affirmations ripple through the crowd with furtive claps from the scattered Americans]
>Sorey, where were we?
>Oh ya, I just flew in from Vancouver and boy is my slave's wallet empty. Good thing he's a Canadian, eh? If he was American he'd just die in the streets.
[Hearty righteous laughter continues to build]
>Bankruptcy is no good in the states, no-sir-ee.
>But I like the Findom I do, I do. Ladies, c'mon. We all do it, more or less. I just made it into a Fetish. You know I once had a Saudi Prince wire me $45,000, Canadian, to a Tim Hortons at 3AM, just so I would poop onto my iPad while FaceTiming it. That's my little contribution to the war on terror, eh?
[from somewhere in the crowd, "Racist!"]
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What on God's green earth possessed you to create this thread?
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>>38382467
>"Racist!?" Racist, Eh?
[uproar is subsiding]
>I'll tell you what, if black cock was poutine, I'd have gained 500 lbs in the past few weeks. So, there's that.
[glorious approval shakes the stadium up to the upper rafters]
>Why do Americans call it a "dick?" What even is that, a dick? Darndest thing, a dick. You dont have to say it much for it to lose all meaning. Just more Yankee gibberish, ya know. Gimee a Fat Juicy Cock!
>Its not just Americans that got cocks for leaders now. Us Canucks got more than our fair share! Shame on me for casting the first stone, but, sorey not sorey, am I right?
[Mistress T looks to a sheepish beta in the front row]
>You get me, right?
["y-y....y-yes-ss"]
>Aw, he's scared, everyone!
>I'm not gonna make those virile beastly Mandingos in the back rape your boy pussy in front of your date!
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I read through the entire dialogue, enjoyed the sarcastic stabs at different things, and appreciate your effort.
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Well i went on my date..
Met the 9/10 qt at a mexican restaurant, we spent almost 4 hours together, also went to an arcade bar afterward. I had fun. I texted her asking if she got home ok since we were drinking, and no reply.
I think i blew it lads, all seemed well but i guess not. Now i just want to sleep but i can't. Pls make me feel better
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>>38382462
she spent 4 hours with your ass
you didn't blow shit
calm your ass
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> I texted her asking if she got home ok since we were drinking, and no reply.
Her mangled body is probably rapidly decaying after she skid off the highway
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>>38382486
I can't sleep though. I need some kind of confirmation that she had a good time.
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Anyone else here here a highly sensitive person (HSP)?
Why can't we all just get along desu. Are we mentally diseased as a species? Tell me you don't cry when you watch this videos for all the fellow humans and animals we've killed. Why can't we unite as a species and start helping each other? It's the most rewarding thing to help someone. Why can't we care about the environment and help preserve the environment for our fellow animals
ANONS :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk33dTVHreQ
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I used to be like that but nofap cured me right out of it.
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>>38382412
Cured? Why are you implying it's something wrong
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>>38382357
>you think I'm an I'gnant savage
kek'd
So I'm with a DRUNK GIRL right now and she's acting funny what should I do ????? I'm alone with her in a parking lot
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>>38382311
Get her home
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>>38382404
pretty much this, save yourself some trouble
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You put your hand on her lap, if she doesn't brush you off move that hand closer to her pussy, if she doesn't stop you rub it from the outside, if she likes it, clean your hand and finger her.
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Please aya...... Please let me suck your giant willie
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>>38382256
Fuck outta here, B
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b-but we're both bois!
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>>38382256
Who is aya and why are you making these threads?
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>Mods are deleting harmless penis size threads
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>>38382242
What are you originally going to do about it?
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>>38382273
I'll hook them in the gabber m8
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>>38382242
Is it against the rules to discuss penis size now? Or were people being stupid and actually posting their peckers?
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Am i the only that looks forward to go hell? 2017-07-15 06:07:23 Post No.38382147
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Am i the only that looks forward to go hell?
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think about it, everyone how actually had fun through out their life will be there. Heaven is gonna be full of goody goody boring ass white christian robots. Gay people are pretty fun to and there all gonna be there as well.
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You forget that sinners enter heaven, too. Ask Jesus for forgiveness, then you'll be clean. It is man's nature to sin, and you don't even need to sin to have fun.
Amen.
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That only makes sense if you think that Hell is just going to be a big convention center where you all hang out.
It's HELL. You're going to be punished and tortured for eternity. It will absolutely never end. There will never be relief. Your existence will continue for centuries, millennia, eons, doing nothing but suffering
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>>38382194
but think about it, you'll get a chance to fuck amy winehouse. I doubt shes in heaven
>almost 4pm and I still haven't eaten yet today
Feels good man, I'm making up for eating too much yesterday. Any fatbots ever try fasting?
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just go vegan you fat fuck you would help yourself AND the enviroment.not to mention i dont even stand up from my computer all day and yet im not a fat fuck like you.
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>>38382094
Enjoy your binge when 9 o'clock rolls around, fatty.
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>>38382094
starving yourself is never the answer. I said this in a similar thread tonight, but many obese people just will themselves into sub 1000 calorie diets and fuck up their hormones for life. The result in laymans terms is basically that if bad enough, your hormones will always tell you that you're hungry until you overeat, and this is irreversible with modern medicine.
Also eating in the morning kicks off your metabolism, I know you're just trying to make positive improvements in your life but rather than having noting until 4pm, make sure you get a banana/greek yogurt/maybe an omelet with only a little bit of cheese within the first 30 minutes of getting out of bed. Your body will thank you for it.
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Who else /beenredpilledonlife/?
>constantly trying to cause you harm
>can't deny or accept life at the start
>suicide isn't condoned by people because "you have your whole life ahead of you"
>have to pay in order to live. Bills, food, drinks, taxes
>have to pay in order to enjoy life
>have to slave yourself in order to get a good life
Only happy right now because I'm on Zoloft and i'm playing video games. But sooner or later I will end up killing myself most likely.
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>>38381968
>claims to be redpilled
>takes jew medications
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>>38381997
It helps anon. But I did state already that you have to pay in order to enjoy life, I acknowledge it's a jew medication.
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>>38381968
I think about this as well when something bad happens and someone says "It's life".
*sigh*
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ITT: We're /mu/
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>>38381960
>death grips
nu-male detected
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Music sucks
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HAHAHA KPOP U GUYS I DONT EVEN LIKE MUSIC I JUST JERK OFF TO KOREAN GIRLS PLASTERED IN PLASTIC PHYSICAL ENHANCEMENTS
also swans