So I'm with a DRUNK GIRL right now and she's acting

>>38382311
Get her home

>>38382404
pretty much this, save yourself some trouble

You put your hand on her lap, if she doesn't brush you off move that hand closer to her pussy, if she doesn't stop you rub it from the outside, if she likes it, clean your hand and finger her.

>>38382438
Clean his hand where? He's in a parking lot dafug

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>>38382449
I could clean my hand on the cement floor???

>>38382311
Keep posting pictures of her

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Live with OP, on location

>>38382311
>>38382465
So you moved out the car into the streets but the bitch is wearing the same crusty undies as she was months ago? BAKA

>>38382438
Get the fuck off this board normalfaggot

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fuck her you stupid shit come to the fuck on just follow your instincts

>>38382449
>>38382465
Not cleaning it to the point of sanitize, just on your shirt or something, just fucking wipe your damn hand, that little detail girls like it.

>>38382311
enjoy your rape charges because women are children that can't take responsibility when they are having drunk sex. she is going to panic because she had regret sex with you and accuse you of rape.

>>38382515
autists either don't have instincts or their instincts are wrong

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>>38382465

>stretch marks

I'll pass

>>38382311
Talk to her about your Magic decks
bitchs Love M:TG

>>38382311
Undress her completely

inhale her braps while you're on your knees masturbating.
its the only option desu

Stop being a beta cuck and escort her home. Wouldn't want to be charged with rape, would you?

>>38382465
Her ass looks legit disgusting

>>38382922
Eh I'd tap it. While she is sober and consenting, of course.

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Just finished cumming inside her, she's wasted

>>38383069
>able to fuck in a car
manlet

>>38382438
That's called rape and it's a felony

>>38383115
>>>38383069
>>able to fuck in a car
>manlet
MANLETS BTFO FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

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>>38382311
If I could stick my dick in a girl and get away with it I would.
>see drunk girl
>gently push her towards an isolated place
>nudge her to make sure she's out of it
>possibly blindfold her
>shove my face on her pussy, take deep breath
>rub my cock on her
>fondle her breasts
Realistically that's all that I'd do. Any cum could be traced back to me, the pussy would be dry as the asshole. I don't trust her to not chomp on my dick. Maybe I'd strip her and masturbate to her panties. Definitely do some cunnilingus.

>>38383069
>lol able to fuck inside a vehicle, even a massive SUV
MANLET STATUS

>>38382311

Make sure she eats ALL the eggs.

>>38383834
>>38383266
>>38383115
fitting in small spaces is a perk boys idk what y'all are on about

>>38384150
MANLETTO

>>38384207
on behalf of the manlet guild I BANISH YE

>>38383069
how was the beach

>>38382717
Most women have stretch marks; even the skinny ones.

>>38383069
Is that a giant pair of underwear or am I seeing things?

>>38382311
how was it anon? give us some backstory. moar pics? she got a thicc ass

>>38384425
>>38384425

I baited you fookhead!

>>38384438
I think it is a tshirt. But i thought the same at first

Will be unlucky if she charges you. Shame

>>38383069
>she's still wearing her socks

So technically OP still hasn't seen a woman naked

>>38383069
And now she's going to scream rape when she sobers up. Good job OP

post more pics you stupid op