Am i the only that looks forward to go hell?

You forget that sinners enter heaven, too. Ask Jesus for forgiveness, then you'll be clean. It is man's nature to sin, and you don't even need to sin to have fun.
Amen.

That only makes sense if you think that Hell is just going to be a big convention center where you all hang out.

It's HELL. You're going to be punished and tortured for eternity. It will absolutely never end. There will never be relief. Your existence will continue for centuries, millennia, eons, doing nothing but suffering

>>38382194
but think about it, you'll get a chance to fuck amy winehouse. I doubt shes in heaven

Poorly cast b8. You though the entire pail of worms in the water. Why? Are you just retarded?

>>38382227
then im getting tortured next to fine ass hoes

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>>38382275
I really wish I could only post this picture and no text

>>38382245
>>38382147
I don't think you get to do what you want in Hell. Go read The Inferno. If Hell exists, then God made it and God is capable of making you suffer if he wants you to.

>>38382147
I've heard from people that have had NDEs that hell has demons that torture

doesn't sound fun to me

>>38382245
>Implying there's no sex in heaven
>Implying that the sex you'll be having in hell will be with hot human girls and not ugly faggot demons
Bruh

The hell you are thinking about is reserved for those who follow the laws of the dark lord and his servants. And they are only contacted at a young age,due to childrens minds being untampered and more receptive. So really,if you havent been bound before you wont be at all.

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>>38382373
How are you supposed to have sex when your body remains on earth?

>>38382147
Literally a Nietzsche quote.

>>38382147
Most rural white Christian "people" aren't worth heaven honestly.

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>>38382227
Would masochists and people turned on by pain be punished differently?

>>38382147
Yo man i hope i go to the circle of hell where there's hot demon girls

Christianity is a meme and forced morality via fear tactics is cruel.

>>38382147
>listens to Ready to Die once

>>38383136
They would be punished with pain they can't withstand.
You wouldn't like burning alive no matter how masochistic you are.

>>38382227
>>38383224
Wrong. There's no torture in hell.
It's just where people who aren't cucked enough to go to heaven go.

>>38382147
Imagine crippling depression but infinite
That's hell, a place of absence of God. Basically earth but a bit worse.

>>38382147
IM GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY WITH FAGGOTS? I need to repent.

I'm not even joking when I post this.

>>38382904
Mins sex bruv.

>>38382147
Heaven or hell don't exist, they're fairy tale fantasies meant to placate your mind, or put you at unease.

You can fedora.jpg me whenever, but it's the truth.

After death, there is nothingness.

There will be "terrorists" in heaven.
Aren't you guys scared?

>>38382147
There is no afterlife. You have nothing to look forward to.

>>38383589
Prove it,right here right now.

>>38383711
The burden of truth lies with those who claim a god exists.

hell is having to wagecuck in a cubicle farm for an asshole boss, for eternity. heaven is where you get whatever your soul truly wants, even if it's being a tiny girl who gets fucked and creampied in all holes by a never ending stream of black men.

>>38383681
Did you know that fedoras aren't fireproof?

Doesn't the bible say something like people in hell will be destroyed? If so then where does the "eternal torment" thing come from?

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>theorized worst place in existence
>"dude... dude... must be better than being with a bunch of goody two shoes, right?"