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Post your most autistic fap material
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that's p autistic but doesn't compare in terms of pure degeneracy
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she's a winner boys
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>>38422284
It's not a competition.But I'd win because mine isn't even porn.
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so is there really such thing as a dominant woman or is that just a meme?
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>>38422188
I think there is, but they're so incredibly rare that they may as well not exist
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>>38422188
A meme most of the time. Although there are a few legends of guys hitting the gentle femdom mommy gf jackpot
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>>38422188
pretty much a meme
the fake ones portrayed in porn outnumber real ones
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How would you feel if you finally got a gf, but then she left you for the Jolly Green Giant, assuming he was real?
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>>38422175
I would feel weird because my ex-gf would be fucking a vegetable person.
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>>38422175
Why does he need a gf is he's already jolly. green bastard
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>>38422216
He takes pleasure in cucking smaller males.
captcha 6000 green
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Do any of you do it? What are the easiest ways to acquire amphetamines?
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>>38422147
Get diagnosed with ADHD and go to a doctor
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>>38422688
How do I do this if I'm already 20?
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>>38422776
Lie
Say you were diagnosed as a kid
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What's your favourite fast food joint and why is it Tim Hortons?
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Wendy's if I'm slumming it hard but generally I dont go to fast food places.
Coldstone Creamery for my favorite type of ice cream or Smashburger for their great chocolate milkshakes.
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>>38422133
Church's Chicken
probably because of the Nutella frappe, even though I could make those at home lol
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>>38422133
>Tim Hortons
wtf
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>and this is our son's room
>he just turned 31
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>>38422065
I no longer have a son
Honey, he is all yours
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>>38422065
No it's not, my computer doesnt run Windows, and I don't have glasses and my computer isnt prebuilt
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>>38422065
>used tissue by the keyboard
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You have twenty-one (21) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
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>>38422057
she looks like she would smell like cigs
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i don't have to say anything kek
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>>38422057
She likes big black cocks and big black bucks.
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Any Anon's trying to better themselves?
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My life just revolves around sleeping, shitposting here and jerking off.
I need to break the endless cycle of shit my life has become, I'm thinking of taking up guitar, or learning a language.
What are you guys doing? I need inspiration and motivation. I can't live like this anymore.
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go to school or a get job, it's a meme but it gives you something to do for 40%-50% of the day that's not degenerating in nature and actually improves your situation.
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>>38422014
>What are you guys doing?
For the past 13 years ive just been working and relaxing. life has gotten pretty same same
Maybe in 10 years or so, i'll retire in my homeland and maybeturn myself in to the police
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>>38422014
Been reading older books to try and get some ideas for a book I'm writing.
There's just something about the way that they handled controversial topics back in 1960 that I really admire.
I also finally managed to get somewhat decent at cooking, so there's that I guess.
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Femanons, why don't you have a body AT LEAST on this level? Anything less and you should just be considered clinically infertile.
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>>38421905
If I shaved that would be my body.
pls kill me.
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>>38421905
>she bought her mirror from Walmart
Trash
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>>38421905
it's probably just the way the picture is taken, but her head looks extremely small compared to her body. almost looks like an alien or something, at least what you can see of it.
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>Talking to girl coworker
>We're talking about dating sites an shit
>I ask her how much different it is for a girl
>She tells me she gets hit on, daily both irl and online
And in that moment I had a fucking epiphany. Even the average 5/10 plain jane gets absolutely BOMBARDED by guys. So what the fuck kinda chance do I have? We gotta work our ASSES off just for average, can't even think about objectively attractive yet.
Fuck man.
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>>38421901
How did you not already know this?
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>>38421921
I always "knew" it, but my brain never fully comprehended it.
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>>38421901
>She tells me she gets hit on, daily both irl and online
You should have asked her you out at the moment she said that. Whe would be so impressed with your confidence that she would suck your penis there and then.
>be me
>at a point in my life where I could rather be a really muscular chad, or a qt trap
>which one should i pick
>a con about being a trap is that i am biracial, so i am like 1 or 2 tones from being white
>how do I whiten my skin?
>should i become chad or trap?
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Why not both? A really fucking muscular trap.
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>>38421983
There is no such thing as someone who is masculine and feminine
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If you guys could tell me how to whiten my skin, I would gladly become a trap.
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>be me, the metal chick of the school
>have extremely hot english teacher
>i wear band t-shirts everyday, compliments me on them
>we sort of talk about them
>months go by
>he always looks at me now and teases me in front of the class jokingly
>he always tries to talk to me out of class
>i develop a hardcore crush on him
>i think he likes me too, he makes it kind of obvious
should i confess that i have a crush on him? should I go in for the kill and try to start a relationship with him? we only have a 20 year age gap
bad side about it though is that he has a wife and 2 kids, but he rarely fucking talks about them
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>>38421896
Why do you pretend to be a girl? Do you find joy in dumb robots falling for this shit?
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go away and stop pretending to be a girl
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>>38421924
i'm literally a fucking chick though?
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>tfw no tech tinkerer bf
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>>38421883
Hello, senpai
Masters in ElectricalEng here
Where do I apply
Im in Canada
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>>38421883
they exist but are ime rare. you may find him where you least expect him.
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>>38421883
Fuck off. Whoever you are, I am sure you wouldn't want people like me, who spend their time either maintaining and configuring servers, ricing GNU/Linux desktops and do all various shit on their PC, own and service several ThinkPads and play vidya or watch anime if they happen to have free time, and unironically have a neckbeard and have installed Gentoo. Your "tech tinkerer" is probably a fucking normie retard who barely can open a web browser with his iPad. There is a reason women don't like us and people like me don't like them either really. Women would just complain about being too much on the computer and such
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>Legalize weed! See, this article says people can drive better when they are high!
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It's pathetic how desperate junkies are to legitimize their addiction.
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>>38422059
t. Phillip Morris
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>>38421867
Which articIe?
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wagie preparation edition
How you doing, bots?
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>>38421772
Filled with pizza
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>>38421772
I'm literally crying
I need help
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>>38422206
What's going on robro?