Femanons, why don't you have a body AT LEAST on this level?

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>>38421905
If I shaved that would be my body.
pls kill me.

>>38421905
>she bought her mirror from Walmart

Trash

>>38421905
it's probably just the way the picture is taken, but her head looks extremely small compared to her body. almost looks like an alien or something, at least what you can see of it.

>>38421930
if you're a girl, there's still hope for you.
If you're a man with hips that wide, I'm so sorry.

>be me
>have decent body with nice thighs/hips, but ugly saggy tits
>meanwhile, this hambeast has a terrible physique but cute, perky tits
Life just isn't fair.

>>38422002
>cute, perky tits
nope

also tits are low on the importance scale
hip to waist ratio > face > butt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tits
Being a hambeast overrides all of these though.
you're better off than you think you are, you're just insecure

>>38422002
I'm in the same boat with the saggy tits. It's tragic.

>>38421905
this looks suspiciously like my girlfriend's body

>>38421905
i AM clinically infertile already. what now?

>>38422066
>>38422002
How saggy are we talking? Pancake tier? Thighs/hips and face are more important tbqh, after I hit 22 it's like something biological ticked inside me and any qt with thick thighs and wide hips I see I instantly want to fill them with my seed

>>38421946
Yeah I'm a dude.
I think I have that klinefelters or whatever it's the name of that shit.

We have conscription here and when the guys were measuring my hips they were laughing. It was hell bro. Also got some gyno too which only gets worse since I got chubby after I got on my 20s.

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>>38421905
>her head is completely hidden by her phone

>>38422002
i'm unfortunate like that too. there's an easy fix: going under the knife. i'm definitely going to do it.

>>38422104
can you post your hips?
got me curious pls desu

>>38421905
i want to call her mommy. who is she?

>>38422150
I'm saving up to do it, too. I wish insurance would cover partial.

>>38422070
Post pics of her hips.

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>>38421905
>Femanons, why don't you have a body AT LEAST on this level?
Because this world is a cruel place.

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>>38422176
I'm hairy and ugly bro, I'm not some cute trap or even a tranny just fucked up body.

>>38422233
wtf, are your chromosomes fucked up? Above your hips you look exactly a dude with rly bad gyno.

>>38422271
>wtf, are your chromosomes fucked up?
no

>>38422233
aren't you into shotas, by any chance?
if so, p-please add me
zambz#6205

>>38422304
how tall are you? Did you ever get your T levels tested? You're not a tranny are you..Surgeons haven't gotten that good have they

>>38422363
>how tall are you? Did you ever get your T levels tested? You're not a tranny are you
5'8, no, no.

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>tfw pretty skinny but have always had relatively wide hips and a flat chest
>essentially pic related
what now OP

>>38422429
let me impregnate you pls

>>38422212
>i wish insurance would cover muh cosmetic bullshit, which would raise prices on other people

Fuck you, roastie.

>>38422233
>38422233
Are you a swimmer or something?

>>38421934
You recognize that it's from Walmart so you clearly shop there too.

Trash

>>38422469
>Are you a swimmer or something?
no

>>38422233

Damn, if I didn't know, I said you're a man. Even your pussy looks like a dick. Damn, I'm sorry.

>>38422614
Oh okay, you will be my gf, yes?

>>38422233
You look fine, did you have any problems with hormones?Also, It's still a healthy body, even if healthily is not "sexy" it still holds a different kind of appeal and attractiveness.

>>38422462
It's not purely cosmetic. I have back pain and I get really bad rashes under my tits.

>>38422675
let me rub ointment on those rashes

>>38422501
I don't shop there. But I know about Sam Walton's weird 88 cent thing. I work for a competitor and avoid that place like it's the plague.

>>38422233
Looks like genes forgot to give you a dick.
Really you could look worse than that. You'll do fine. Strike a more feminine pose.

>>38422233
How tall are you?
sdfwer

>>38421930
POST BUSH

>>38422702
How loyal

>>38422233
Damn I have a more womanly body than you.

>>38422233
i would tbv honest

>>38422070
Mine too actually.
>>38421905
OP what's her name?

>>38422233
My dick is confused. How's your face?

>>38423361
Eh it's not just about loyalty. I didn't care much for Walmart even before I worked there. I was more of a Kroger and Target guy. Recently I was big into Aldi for groceries too. But I shop where I work now, I get discounts for everything except groceries or health and beauty products. I can't understand why anyone would even work for Walmart. They pay shit wages and have shitty benefits. My work is basically desperate for people, especially cashiers. But I have watched the people at Walmart do my job and they kinda suck at it.

>>38421905
I want to hug her and call her mommy and cuddle her