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>people that watch others (usually a whore) play a moba/fps/multiplayer game

How did this become a thing.
My brain cannot process this, it just fails and needs to reboot every time I try.

Get yourself a fucking game. Play it you stupid fucker.
Watch a movie/series/anime/porn/???, something MEANT TO BE WATCHED.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:49:38 Post No.39537671
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>>39537383
ever felt so lonely you just want the companion ship of another woman?

Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:01:32 Post No.39537837
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:01:32 Post No.39537837 [Report]

>>39537671

Yes, of course, I am here.
But why would you watch a whore play a video game.
Some people actually PAY them.

I'm not trying to say I'm some "badass motherfucker" but jesus christ, how low can you get. Have some fucking self respect.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:29:07 Post No.39539112
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:29:07 Post No.39539112 [Report]

Sometimes I watch pro players in Dota to observe strategies and gameplay to learn and gauge where I'm at in relation. But this is very rare. I think this is a legitimate purpose for watching others play video games

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:25:21 Post No. 39537328 [Report] [View this topic]

Submit to big white cock you bitch.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:48 Post No.39537543
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:48 Post No.39537543 [Report]

>White bois projecting
Nothing new here fellas!

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:41:01 Post No.39537556
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:41:01 Post No.39537556 [Report]

>his parents jewtilated him
hahahahahahaha

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:41:19 Post No.39537564 [Report]

>>39537328
I'm not a girl, but ok.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:23:26 Post No. 39537298 [Report] [View this topic]

WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO FUCKING LOUD

BE QUIET

B E

Q U I E T

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:25:27 Post No.39537331
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:25:27 Post No.39537331 [Report]

Blacks are social and were influenced by hip hop and rap to be more outgoing and aggressive

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:35:40 Post No.39537479
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:35:40 Post No.39537479 [Report]

>>39537331
>>39537298
>muh all people of a certain race all act the same
Keep on pulling it see what happens

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:36:53 Post No.39537494
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>>39537479
Stereotypes exist for a reason, anon.

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An ultimate dysphoria 2017-09-05 02:22:08 Post No.39537281
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An ultimate dysphoria Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:22:08 Post No. 39537281 [Report] [View this topic]

Imagine knowing a cure girl you like, she's beautiful and adorable, with an innocent face with beautiful blue eyes and a nice smile, but she hides something within. Amongst all forms of possible fetishes she got the most filthy and degenerate one, she's a tremendous scat lover, someone who literally covers herself with her shit and her vomit making "shit masks" that allow you too see only her eyes. Not only, she eats it, she thrust it in her vagina and then masturbate. Her boyfriend (yes she has a boyfriend) dives his penis in her shit and then put it in her vagina, she covers his dick with her shit and then blows it. She enjoys it, she loves is, she's a hell of a monster.

I found myself randomly in the weird side of internet tonight and I found this girl who stolen my sleep. Can't get over the fact that there's this cute Russian girl of my same age (23) who covers and deprave herself with shit. It's something so absurd and malefic that I'm trying to understand what causes this. What are the possible causes that make you develope such a horrid fetish? I don't think a norma life can origin all this, maybe it's just mental illness?

I'm a very open minded person, even on the sexual spectrum, but I felt the most sane person in the world after watching her Scat Shop profile. Yet I feel such a sadness seeing such a beautiful girl like that depraving herself in inhuman ways of depravation and filthiness. She could just be a stacy with a chad on her side with a normal life, yet here she is. Incredibly she has given birth to two childs recently, this girl is a mother.

Everytime you think you've seen everything from the human world, you're wrong.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:23:55 Post No.39537305
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>>39537281
Forgetting link: https://www.scatshop.com/girls/sweetbettyparlour/

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:24:47 Post No.39537320
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>>39537281
Eh, as long as she keeps her shit away from me I couldn't give less of a shit.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:29:21 Post No.39537387
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:29:21 Post No.39537387 [Report]

>tfw some girls make a living off pooping

saw a scat girl selling her poop for like $100 once. dont know how that gets mailed but whatever

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:19:40 Post No. 39537252 [Report] [View this topic]

Another sleepless night robot? More than likely you have a guilty conscience. What to do about that? Me, I prefer talented ASMR girls to lull me to sleep in order to forget my dark transgressions. That, and a little vodka. How do other robots handle this situation?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:24:24 Post No.39537314
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Izzy D with her girlfriend Clare are a good starting point. Izzy is a UC Berkley Stacey for sure, but I'm all in on what she's selling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aIm216ZJA8

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ASMR Lips: damn if that sweet Asian girl's mouth... just like heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uJ4pABXu_U&t=319s

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How many robots will hear a "flesh & blood" Asian girl's heart beating with their own ears IRL? Zero? Okay, here's the next best thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL_yAsFyPyg&t=20s

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Chess Thread 2017-09-05 02:19:13 Post No.39537246
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Chess Thread Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:19:13 Post No. 39537246 [Report] [View this topic]

Want to learn chess?
Want to share a puzzle or play a game with someone else?
You can do that here.
Gone Fishin' Edition.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:37:44 Post No.39537507
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:37:44 Post No.39537507 [Report]

How does one learn to chess?

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:56 Post No.39537544
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:56 Post No.39537544 [Report]

>>39537507
Gotta go to chess college.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:40:45 Post No.39537552
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:40:45 Post No.39537552 [Report]

>>39537507
People usually start by getting to know how the pieces move and some basic patterns.
If you are a complete beginner,
https://lichess.org/learn#/
Should get you started well.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:17:32 Post No. 39537225 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the secret to their happiness?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:19:41 Post No.39537253
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:19:41 Post No.39537253 [Report]

They all just fucked that child.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:20:08 Post No.39537256
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>>39537225
their ruined lineage
or their children will never really be able to identify with their fathers

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:26:01 Post No.39537342
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>>39537256
At least they'll have fathers, though.

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Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times 2017-09-05 02:14:57 Post No.39537195
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Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:14:57 Post No. 39537195 [Report] [View this topic]

ONLY forty-two times?

- http://m24digital.com/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

>His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son's addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

>The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

>At school, his classmates commented on the boy's problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

>They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

>In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:16:37 Post No.39537216
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:16:37 Post No.39537216 [Report]

Just think, a single gf could have saved his life.

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>>39537195
To be fair this is how I would want to go out. What an hero.

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THEY FOUND PORN ON HIS PC??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

WHOA DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE CAN BE A FUCKING JOURNALIST!!!!!! WOW LOLOL!!!!!!!!

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/personality/ Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:43:24 Post No. 39537135 [Report] [View this topic]

So why don't I have any friends, /fit/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:47:47 Post No.39537136
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:47:47 Post No.39537136 [Report]

cause you're the type of person that takes personality tests

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>>39537135
Too intellectual for that shit.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:51:40 Post No.39537138
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 10:51:40 Post No.39537138 [Report]

Because you can't even be yourself on a personality test.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:05:48 Post No. 39537085 [Report] [View this topic]

How am I supposed to get over the fact that 2D drawings are more attractive than real life?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:11:16 Post No.39537160
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You don't. It's a truth you can't unlearn.

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>>39537085

By understanding that "perfection" is an ideal created by the mind of humankind, and that beauty exists wherever you choose to see it.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:18:51 Post No.39537237
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>>39537085
Haha, you know what that shit says?

>Ooooi! Little brother!
>How about you give your sister's amazing tits a massage?!

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:03:29 Post No. 39537055 [Report] [View this topic]

>posts frog
u mad animeboy?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:07:14 Post No.39537103
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>>39537055
Frog is superior. As are all American cartoons.

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>>39537055
>not posting 'jaks
Clearly underage or just a manchild, but yeah better than animeposters.

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Shit-tier
>animeposters
>cropped porn image posters
Mediocre-tier
>frogposters
>dog posters
>apu posters
>merchant posters
Good-tier
>lain posters
>wojak posters
>cat posters
Great-tier
>skeleton posters

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The donations, whiteboi Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:01:21 Post No. 39537039 [Report] [View this topic]

Where they at?

This aint a joke. I be standing here for five mothafuckin minutes and I put my paypal right up here, and I aint get no donations. This AINT *clap* NO *clap* MUTHAFUCKIN *clap* JOKE *clap* I want my muthafuckin money for gettin up here and educatin yo RACIST ass whiteboi

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:02:48 Post No.39537052
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:02:48 Post No.39537052 [Report]

C-can I pay with my body. Also I'm not white you stupid nigger.

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>>39537039
Oh I'm not white, I have brown hair just like you :) it may be light brown with hints of blonde but still brown

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:48:12 Post No.39537647
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:48:12 Post No.39537647 [Report]

Why are they always fat

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:00:58 Post No. 39537029 [Report] [View this topic]

>ywn get to say "Itadakimasu!" before eating a girl out
Feels bad man

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this hurts so much more than it should. jeez

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:45 Post No.39537542
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>>39537029
God I find anime posters repulsive

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>>39537542
i find you repulsive

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