ONLY forty-two times?
- http://m24digital.com/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
>His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son's addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.
>The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.
>At school, his classmates commented on the boy's problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.
>They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
>In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
Just think, a single gf could have saved his life.
>>39537195
To be fair this is how I would want to go out. What an hero.
THEY FOUND PORN ON HIS PC??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
WHOA DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE CAN BE A FUCKING JOURNALIST!!!!!! WOW LOLOL!!!!!!!!
how did they know he came exactly 42 times?
>>39537195
LOL mental illness kills another one!
how is that even possible? my dick get sore if i try to fap 2 times in a row. i have to wait a few hours in between each session
>>39537230
>including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
I am thoroughly shocked
at what point did he start to feel really shitty and just decide to keep going
>fap #37
>i dont feel so good
>oh well
I once fapped nearly twenty-times in a single 18-hour period. After a while, each orgasm starts to make you feel increasingly nauseous and on the verge of puking. How he managed to go beyond that point, I don't know.
>>39537195
>he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
What did he mean by this? There's absolutely no way people find everybody attractive. I've seen chubby chaser, but some lardasses are straight up disgusting.
>>39537195
>texture physics
what does this mean
Kids in high school thought i lied when i said i fapped 12 times in one day.
If they could see this now...
>>39537230
you must be low t dude. My personal record is ~15.
42 is insane though, no wonder he died
>>39537228
according to fbi, the mom was counting
>he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics
What the fuck?
>>39537286
Some gook website that probably makes all this shit up. OP has his google alerts set to find stories about jerking off, I guess.
>>39537270
Probably means he watched hentai.
>>39537306
Its a nice way of saying he was really into hentai
>>39537304
so he just opened 42 videos? I have like 20 tabs open when I fap. He couldve just fapped like 5 times and died due to weak heart
>>39537228
A webcam is mentioned.
Yes but what was the cause of death? The most important info was omitted.
Did he simply cum to death??
>42 is the meaning of life and universe and everything
>He fapped 42 times then died
Boy in OP's article confirmed for ascended being.
>>39537398
You can die of heart failure baka. Your blood pressure spikes and you're laying down also, usually, so you can die of an aneurysm too.
>>39537414
My sides are cumming.
Well I just spent the last 5 hours in one continuous masturbation session with 2 ejaculations.
I could have came once or many times it doesn't matter. I also could have gone many more hours if I wanted.
I do this very often when I want avoid doing what I should be doing, such as a university assignment.
I'd also like to mention last week I was able to ejaculate, stay rock hard, ejaculate again about 5 minutes later, stay rock hard, then ejaculate once again about 5 minutes later. I only stopped because the sensation was going from pleasure to pain.
Is this a talent? Any of this a talent?
Well, at least he wasn't gay.
>>39537195
Did he do it in one night?
If so it's only natural that something this extreme would happen to a person so extreme
>>39537458
>he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
>women
>regardless
>Are traps gay?
>>39537195
>His mother told a local newspaper
>his son's addiction
>see the doctor
>The young man
>compulsively touch himself
>boy's problem
>>39537195
This shit has to be at least a decade old by now and people still fall for it.
>>39537456
Are you jewtilated? It's probably because you can't feel anything.
Holy shit this is like the perfect suicide
>>39537456
Isn't edging unhealthy due to the adrenaline induced hypertension without peripheral vasodilatation because you aren't exercising? This is the same reason why anxiety is unhealthy, but exercise is. Atleast this is what my highschool physiology is telling me.
>>39537220
Top kek, definitely /ourguy/
>>39537220
>fapping to 3dpd
I'd rather be crushed by a ton of hentai
My record is 7 and I was sore after that
>>39538575
I do like 5 a day now, I've done 10+ before though
>>39537195
imagine the smelI of his room
>>39537292
Or your dick developed a tolerance to you jerking it all day
>>39537195
>people say fapping is healthy
It can literally KILL YOU
nofap for life
How do they know he masturbated 42 times in a row?
How do you die from fapping though? Like, what exactly about it kills you?
>>39538712
i'm gonna say heart failure or blood clot.
>>39537414
>42 is the answer to the question of life the universe and everything
fixed that for you