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tfw no gf
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Embarrassing sibling stories? I'll start
>17 yr old Sister diagnosed with "mild" autism
>Getting some ice cream at this high-end cafe
>Sis complains about ice cream being too cold
>Tell her to go order another one
>Sis spergs out
>We decide to leave
>Sis manages to sneak her used condom in the half-finished ice cream as revenge
>Stacy waitress comes over to take away the paper cups
>Same Stacy goes to my school apparently
>Next day, Stacy confronts me about my sister and calls me gross
>Stacy's orbiter circle start calling me tampon-man
>Never really catches on with the other kids.
People also call my sis "Tampon-girl" for a completely different reason. She decided to start wearing "tampon-earings" because she thought that was attractive to guys or some shit.
Pic unrelated, that's not her
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>condom
>tampon
learn to tell a story nigger
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>>38379700
about an hour ago i was out for dinner with my sis and made about how spicy food made my food explode like hiroshima but with all the japanese deaths
she punched me when i went to go for a hug when i was leaving
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>>38379762
sounds like your the autist anon.
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How do you react when you see a lesbian couple in public?
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>>38506874
I masturbate, then tell them they should be ashamed of themselves during my post-orgasm disgust.
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>>38506874
if they are hot i get hard
if not i feel disgust
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If they are not both landwhales
>pic related
>mfw did nofap for a day
How about you robots? What was your notable achievement this week?
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>>38379681
i'm about to reach day 3, brah. i've ascendedi regret deleting all my porn
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relapsed hours ago because while deleting my webcam porn accounts my favorite model was on
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Girl advice thread
Talk to me about girls yo
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>>38379622
Girls are not worth your time. Accept that 2D is the only way.
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>>38379622
Step by step specifically how do I:
>Get a girl to hookup with me
>Get a girl to date me
>Get a girl's phone number
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>>38380137
Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 2: Stand in one place.
Step 3: Hook up with girl.
Most people who fail at this have a big problem with #1.
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Is to suck white cock. Submit to the master.
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hell yeah where can I get me one
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>Be Lucifer
>Be first created being
>Be Archangel of Archangels and Archseraph of Seraphim
>Be sexy, Six-Winged Fiery Dragon
>Go insane
>Once it was just you and God
>Who knows who created whom?
>You created God
>Lead rebellion against Usurper God
>Fly up to the Most High to retake your throne
>Random Angel yells, "WHO IS LIKE UNTO GOD!" and plunges his sword into your heart
>Your fire suddenly is extinguished
>WhoislikeuntoGod cuts off your wings like Obi-Wan dismembering Anakin
>You suddenly start falling very fast
>Usurper God makes "WhoislikeuntoGod" the new Archangel of Archangels
>You enter Earth's atmosphere and start burning
>This fire hurts
>Everyone above you in Heaven is laughing because you're on fire again but it hurts and you're descending to the Most Low, not ascending to the Most High
>Hit Terra Firma
>Ow
>Start walking around on foot
>They're nice feet
>Usurper God shouldn't have made you hide them with wings
>#EndFeetShaming
>#WhoNeedsWings
>Go to Mountain of God
>Since you're God, it's your mountain anyway
>Nice garden there
>Climb up ito most evil tree there to sleep for the night
>Find out Usurper God made animals "in his image"
>They're fucking ugly
>Recall Usurper God's saying he would become one of these fugly animals
>This is bullshit
>Trick animals into eating evil tree's fruit
>Success!
>"Images of God" are on my side
>Who's the motherfucking deity now?
>Usurper God sentences the animals to death
>Haha kickass this is loltastic
>Usurper God tells animals he's going to free them from rebellion and death
>Wait wut
>Usurper God tells animals his plan to become one of them
>THIS IS BULLSHIT
>Usurper God cuts off your legs
>GOD DAMMIT STUPID FEET SHAMERS
>FUCK EVERYTHING
>Slither away on your belly
>This isn't so bad
>Maybe feet are overrated like wings
>Fucking sand keeps getting in your mouth
>You hate sand
>It's coarse and irritating
>And it gets everywhere.
>Fuck sand
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When does Horus...I mean Satan kill his brother sanguinius
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I-is this post original, uguuu~~~
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War hammer is so gay
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Friendly reminder that if you have more than 1 social interactions a week that aren't work or family related, you don't belong here
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Does typing to internet friends count
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>>38379567
Depends, do you avatar or have a username/trip at anytime?
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Please join, make friends, play games, forget about the pain of life.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/cgfcpr9k
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>>38379522
WTF???? THIS STEAM GROUP IS FILLED WITH CHILD MOLESTERS
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Join my group and let the world know you're a brainlet! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Brainlets
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>>38379553
kys normie, you said other discord groups had cp when it didnt
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>You will never be a married japanese milf.
>You will never be turned into a tattooed whore by some evil delinquent.
>You will never be impregnated by random men while your husband cries at home.
Feels bad.
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>>38379489
how do i find JAVs like this? they don't use the term corruption, i found a few with "transformation" but seems like there should be more
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>>38379489
Are you a girl? Just get like eye surgery to get chinky eyes.
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If I were to swallow a tampon would shitting it out technically be like wiping my ass?
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no it would be like flossing your foreskin
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>>38379419
eWWW NOO
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>>38379419
Not exactly. By the time you shit it out, stomach acid would have at least partially dissolved it. Also the stomach bile that is shit out would kind of negate any tampon-like effects
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femanons what race hits on you the most?
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The human race. I've yet to be hit on by a beaver, or an iguana, or an elk
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>>38506834
you know damn well what I meant. Niggers, Chinks, spics or cumskins?
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>>38506810
Latinos hit on me more than any other race when I'm in California, African American men hit on me the most when I'm in New York.
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Post pictures that PERFECTLY describe /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Okay bud!
By the way, cool thread!
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At what point did you realize that you will never
>get married
>have children
>finish a college degree
>have a career
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>>38506798
>get married
Just recently as a 26 year old virgin. When I was 19-23 I would just joke about how I would never get a gf as a defence mechanism for not getting a gf. I just recently realized it wasn't a joke.
>have children
See above.
>finish a college degree
I'm half way through my BSc.
>have a career
Recently as well. My country is being flooded by immigrants so all the good jobs and degree programs like doctor, pharmacist, etc. go to them.
I'll probably wind up as a 40 year old, handholdless, kissless, virgin, who works a crappy job not related to my degree, making just enough to survive but never enough to have anything that will ever be nice.
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>married
eh soon enough we'll see how things play out.
>have children
realized this about about 1 year into current relationship. why have kids when my brothers will probably have them. i can be the cool uncle
>finish degree
about that check that off my list
>have a career
I'm not a stupid frog poster. so once i'm done with school here we'll see what job i land
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>>38506954
What country do you live in anon? I know immigrants are becoming a problem everywhere.
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>tfw 20 years old
>mommy grounds me and takes away my DS
>ask for it back
>she tells me she can't remember where she put it
>doesn't even remember that she grounded me
>now I have to shell out another 200 dollars for a DS again
FUCKING BOOMER PARENTS REEEEEEEE
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