Embarrassing sibling stories? I'll start
>17 yr old Sister diagnosed with "mild" autism
>Getting some ice cream at this high-end cafe
>Sis complains about ice cream being too cold
>Tell her to go order another one
>Sis spergs out
>We decide to leave
>Sis manages to sneak her used condom in the half-finished ice cream as revenge
>Stacy waitress comes over to take away the paper cups
>Same Stacy goes to my school apparently
>Next day, Stacy confronts me about my sister and calls me gross
>Stacy's orbiter circle start calling me tampon-man
>Never really catches on with the other kids.
People also call my sis "Tampon-girl" for a completely different reason. She decided to start wearing "tampon-earings" because she thought that was attractive to guys or some shit.
Pic unrelated, that's not her
>condom
>tampon
learn to tell a story nigger
>>38379700
about an hour ago i was out for dinner with my sis and made about how spicy food made my food explode like hiroshima but with all the japanese deaths
she punched me when i went to go for a hug when i was leaving
>>38379762
sounds like your the autist anon.
>>38379762
made my stomach explode like hirosima but without all the japanese deaths