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>6667
So close my dude
oriroi

>>39566667
this thread again
moar

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>What? Noo, yours isn't too small. Stop worrying about it silly!

How in the heck am I supposed to get those bananas

>>39566642
Entitled. No one deserves anything unless they work towards it. For me, I never understood how to go from being friends to being boyfriend and girlfriend. Thus it is my fault I'm alone.

>>39566642
I don't even understand what that question even means desu

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Good taste senpai
oringo

FFXI
Bloodborne
Virtua Fighter 5
Demon's Souls
Symphony of the Night

Halo 2
Metal Gear Solid 1
GTA San Andreas
Dark Souls
League of Legends

>>39566586
Faggots prey on the emotionally vulnerable to create what are essentially fuck toys. Daily reminder that I never HATED homos before /lgbt/ started raiding r9k, but I despise them now.

>>39566586
become gay, you fucking faggot

>>39566586
hey look on the bright side at least he isn't your ugly gay friend or your prison gay friend

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>>39566579
When I got over mine earlier this year, I haven't gotten a crush yet. It's been over 5 months. Do I still post a picture or what?

>>39566663
Do you still feel anything at all? She's a crush, you've just suppresed it. I found out mine was taken and thought I had gotten or could get over her. No way.

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>>39566579
I don't have anyone, OP. I have a general idea of who I'd like to be with, but I don't view social media.

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>>39566572
>when my sister is an overachiever strait A+ million after school programs star child
>when I'm a total failure with bad grades and no extracurricular activities
>sis got all the smart genes
>I play vidjya and watch animu
>but no one notices I'm a failure because everyone is busy gushing over sis
>she keeps everyone occupied with stories of her conquest of victories in all aspects of life
>everyone leaves me alone and doesn't hassle me
feels good man

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>>39566572

See if a woman I dated had a brother i'd do everything in my power to befriend him and be a chad bro with him.

Get him to start lifting by lifting with him, etc.

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>>39566572
>that feel when you scare of tyrone, intimidate the betas and hang out with the chads
>that feel when chad tells you that he likes your sister
>that feel when you are jelly and overprotective
>that feel when you tell chad to sort off
>my knuckles know that feel
>his face knows that feel
>we're still buds
>mfw

>Having a shitty day
>This thread could cheer me up
>Open
>No posts
Aww.

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OP, will post what i've got
1/10

How to save that op then ask her for her number and write it on your hand
>Inb4 Chad
Nope I don't have the wits to do that in real time so I'm cyborg khv cyborg

>>39566468
shut the fuck up you stupid whore kill yourself

>>39566468
fuck off nigger cunt bitch slut

>>39566468
Stay the fuck out of my life. You're no one to me.

stacy is a trap's final form
chad wins again

yeah chad is the only being worth it, betas are weak while chad will fuck me and leave me for a less stretched bitch hehe

too bad chad only wants stacey and not an emotional trainwreck who needs chad to buy him striped knee-length socks

>>39566413
>sky power man
Dude how do you think you are alive? Here's how you know God is real in the bible it states that God makes life by sharing the breath or energy from himself. Which also implies he is the source of life. No scientist or doctor has ever made life, brought something to life or brought someone back to the dead after their cells have died.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3210001/Desperate-family-smash-teenage-girl-s-tomb-day-buried-ALIVE-mistake-woke-screaming-die-real.html

There is a God. YOUR ENERGY WILL GO TO EITHER HELL 3700 MILES BENEATH THE EARTH OR YOU WILL ASCEND TO HEAVEN IN A FORM OF ENERGY THAT PASSES THROUGH MATTER. I am so tired of you people, living ignorantly. The freaking hurricane is literally hitting florida then houston again and there is another hurricane that has formed right behind it.

Here's another thing scientist will never be able to predict or make, earthquakes and hurricanes. Because God makes them supernaturally, it says in the bible.

>>39566413
It's always either protestants or god forbid evangelicals who do this. Every damn time.

>>39566498
JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW CUZ THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

Wait till Sunday to act holier than thou and bitch about how the world is shunning god's light or whatever stupid shit you superstitious fucking loser

>>39566285
Dude,I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be a daily thing.

>>39566612
Yeah. Multiple times a day still makes it daily :^)

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here u are bro

google xenoestrogens and phytoestrogens

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>>39566265
artificial sweeteners like aspartame sucralose etc ie 0 calorie/sugar ''sugar''
soy, flaxseed, BPA >>39566288
MSG aka monosodium glutamate
microwave ovens
electromagnetic wave/field
cellphone waves /micro waves
pasteurized milk (not bad in itself but doesnt have nearly as much nutrients as raw milk)
light and biological clock
fluoride (namely tap water and toothpaste)
watch out where your vaccine comes from
tuna mercury

thats pretty much it for now regarding harmful health stuff

Ironic luciferian worshipping pedophiles control the world and its one giant dystopian akin to a brave new world meets 1984 disguised as a worldwide idiocracy. The elites pump out propaganda to cull humanity as and shape them into what they think is best for everyone else. And what they think is best is to keep everyone oblivous and blue pilled and unable to think critically that the entire world is in control by these sexual deviants.
CNN and Facebook are big brother companies that distort the truth into keeping the masses ignorant and brainwashed to whose truly fucking you over.

Women have de evolved into primal larva that consume from host to host using empathy as a tool for deceit and manipulation.

Once one host has been sucked of all its wares, she moves on to the next target like predator.

Men have de evolved into self masturbatory pansies that have become sterile and afraid.

Fuck no. Who told you that? Also gib sauce senpai

passing out is just that next level type of thing you see in hentai/porn. be realistic and just remember, if they don't get up for a while, you probably did well.

>>39566223
Have never had a girl fall instantly unconscious on the spot or anything, but have definitely had a girl fall asleep within a minute or two of a squirting orgasm.

>>39566222
Just go home already if you dont like white people, leeching minorities

>>39566275
I am home.

>>39566222
your thread is shit so I'm going to tell you the story of Dr. Drude. Drude looked like that distant older brother of yours or perhaps of a friend of yours, with dreadlocks and a motorbike. This made Dr. Drude very out of place in Nazi Germany, but, you can't choose the time you live in.

Dr. Drude, as you might guess from his title, was a teacher. He taught influential students, high ranking members of the Nazi Party. Despite this, the doctor never held back with his veiled criticism of the party. During vocabulary lessons, he would utilize identically sounding names as notable Nazis.

>Dr. Goemmels lies to you. He will always lie to you.


One day, Dr. Drude came in late, holding his motorbike axle, and said: "Look, students, even an axis can fail." No one ever knew what became of Dr. Drude when the war ended.

Long ago I had a gf, I smacked and groped her ass a LOT. Once I slapped her bare ass full force and left a handprint. She did not enjoy it.

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>>39566198
If you have you don't belong here. Stupid fucking chads always trying to disguise themselves saying stupid shit like "I'm a Cyborg", or "Failed Normie".
NO. You're either a robot or a chad, there's no inbetween you fucking morons.

>>39566198
Not only have I touched both but I've licked both